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$100 Laptop

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Always about the kids, right, Nigger?!
Always about the kids, right, Nigger?!

The $100 Laptop is an internets phenomena invented by a nigra. No, seriously, this guys name is Negroponte, and is attempting to give technology to Africans who will most likely turn out to be Terrorists. As we all know these people have neither the means nor the mental capacity to do anything other than ethnic cleanse each other under the CIA installed ruler of the week.

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[edit] What you get

This is what the display looks like. People with epilepsy get a more full effect of this ad.
This is what the display looks like. People with epilepsy get a more full effect of this ad.
The P-p-p-powerbook is an example of what $100 laptops look like
The P-p-p-powerbook is an example of what $100 laptops look like

What is the $100 Laptop, really? Binary GRIDS. The 100 bux machine will be Linux based, with a crappy display, and a second display option that will only display flash animations and huge banner ads. The laptop will have a 500 jiggawats processor and 128MB of RAM, with 500MB of Flash memory; it will not have a hard drive or internal wiring, although it does have padding for such things on the inside, but it will have four USB ports for the possibility of an existent memmory. The laptops will have wireless broadband that, among other things, allows the children to be stalked by pedos & play shitty machine-specific flash games; each laptop will be able to talk to its nearest human trafficker, creating a new flow of immigrants to teh Western countries. The laptops have an assimilative power source, meaning it can use other forms of technology's power source as its own. There are no other forms of technology in Africa, however, other than AIDS. Because of this once the pre-charged power source runs out the computers have a child labor/abuse adapter, in the form of cranks and whips that power the machine. It can be used as a weapon or as a flotation device for the Africans once it is rendered useless by the utter shittiness of it. This computer will be able to do EVERYTHING except be a computer.

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Summary: This shit sucks! Good thing niggers won't know the difference!

[edit] Why this is a great idea

Obesity is a major problem for African children
Obesity is a major problem for African children

This is not only an amazing idea because the laptops are so cheap and efficient, but we all know that Africa needs moar computing power. It's not like they need food or anything, amirite?

[edit] Facts

  • The 802.11b interface will result in African waves of aids.
  • The faraday cage will become known as a 2.4 gigahertz Band Aids.
  • Is expected to cost $188.
  • The last thing we need is more Nigerian women sending e-mails.
  • A keyboard doesn't do shit for anyone who's illiterate.
  • Besides, even if everybody in Africa pooled their money together, they still couldn't afford it, falling 30$ short.

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