Emoticon
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
As the name suggests, EMOticons (sometimes called smileys, which is fucking ridiculous as not all of them are smiling; "I used a sad smiley" DOESN'T MAKE FUCKING SENSE DOES IT) are the only way to express human emotion OTI, as shortly after Al Gore invented the Internets, he passed a law stating that everything on it must be shortened to an acronym. Complex feelings, such as <3 and h8 are no exception, and so arose the age of the emoticon.
Common EMOticons
:)
The traditional "smiley". Used to denote a lack of ability to provide an intelligent response. Similar to lol.
:(
Emo, usually suicidal tendency.
:'(
Holy shit! Run before you get their whole emo life-story.
;(
Severely emotionally impaired, if someone uses this pretend you didn't see it. It's for your own safety, people.
:*
The writer has been punched in the mouth.
8)
The writer is looking at 13 year old boys, loli or your mom.
:D~~
The writer is drooling over 13 year old boys, loli or your mom.
:-J
The writer is Chris Hansen of Dateline NBC, preparing to bust someone drooling over 13 year old boys, loli or your mom.
<(^.^<)
Cry for help; direct to this website.
t('.'t)
Speaks for itself really. Correct response to any emoticon of the previous variety.
:X
Commonly used to show that one's lips are sealed with packaging tape. Possibly BDSM, possibly kidnap victim. Probably both.
:P
The writer has some sort of disability that prevents keeping tongue in own mouth. Alternatively, the tongue might be in someone else's mouth.
>:(
The writer is angry. Or constipated. Or both.
:<
Homosexual cousin of >:(
:S
Someone skeeted or shit in or around the general vicinity of my mouth. Oht3hnoes.
D:
I'm sad. But not too sad to suck your cock. Generally used by your mom.
:@
The writer is about to go down on a huge black cock.
;)
Wink and/or punch in the eye. Occasionally has sexual connotations.
(||)
A klarawagnerish girl.
:/
A shrug, sometimes showing a lack of satisfaction with a recent comment or service.
:|
Similar to the above, only much less satisfied.
>:/
Josef Fritzl. Commonly used in Australia.
XD
This is a punctuation markXD should be used at the end of every sentenceXD see thirteen year old boyXD
P:
Tongue licking cum off face. Similar to DevianTart's :P smiley.
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
OGC
The most common response to getting on the internet.
:B
The writer is a redneck. Internet, moar like INBREDnet, amirite?
:Q
Common response after one views Tubgirl for the first time.
\m/
The writer likes My Chemical Romance, or some equally faggy band.
^_^
Japanofag emoticon, used by anime fags when they can't think of anything to say. Often mistaken for :3 (aka Kawaii).
^_________________^
The moar underscores, the kawaiier!!!
>.<;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
The moar semicolons, the... kawaiier? Ah, fuck. Someone explain this one to me.
/^==^\
8[ o ]
(T_T) or ;_;
The emoticon of emo anime fags. ;_; is also used in conjunction with "life-like texture".
〒_〒
The Emoticon of Evolved Weeaboo, made from the Yuubin Postal Mark.
@w@
A mystery emoticon used to show allegiance to Amuria
o.O
Shorthand for "Yo momma got one big tittie, and one little tittie, and they call the bitch "Biggie Smalls". Can also be written: ( . Y o )
\:D/
Is supposed to be an orgasmically happy face throwing his/her arms in the air with joy, but in fact just looks like a happy sandwich.
8==D O8
Replace any given emoticon with the I'm-about-to-be-raped-in-the-mouth-smiley for great justice.
B^U
:3
Ostensibly means "I AM CLEVER", but really can be used in any context. For example,
- I am the firestarter. Twisted firestarter. :3
- Who is John Galt? :3
- Mother died today. :3
- In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. :3
Occasionally used by anime fags not fags FAGS NOT FAGS FAGS FURFAGS to make a cat face.
>:3
JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION! GET IN THE CAR!
:#
>:[ ]
I'm gonna suck you blood dick!
:DS<
Crazy wavy rubber arms.
>:O-8O-{~:c
Woman giving birth to an unhappy baby.
8=========D
The person is a lying ape
(_)_)lllllllD
When 8========D just doesn't cut it.
<3=====D
Heartdong is made of heart and dong
(_)_)XXXXXXXD
UNSHEATH MY PHALLUS YOU BASTARD!
( . Y . )
LOL boobs
¬_¬
Generally used to portray "You best be jokin', nigga."
￣ω￣
Dude... I am *SO* high right now...
|*-*|
A stupid emotion that aim invented for cassette tape how many people use this? 0
¯\(°_o)/¯
¯\(ºдಠ)/¯
I dunno lol after going through the Internet Hate Machine...again
8U
Ultimate horror, possibly Anal rape
ಠ_ಠ
ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_x DICK IN THE EYE!
۞_۟۞
Just saw Goatse for the first time.
+O
OMG Cyclops roars.
:þ
Use this if you're a gay
ಭ_ಭ
titeyes
గ_గ
ঞ_ঞ
ഭ_ഭ
I see what you did there.
ళ_ళ
ફ_ફ
ಗ_ಗ
ಞ_ಞ
ச_ச
ঢ_ঢ
ळ_ळ
ର_ର
ଲ_ଲ
jellyfish eyes
ಱ_ಱ
ಲ_ಲ
ਘ_ਘ
ਝ_ਝ
ങ_ങ
ക_ക
Dick eyes?
๏̯͡๏)
h...hissy...? ;_;
Common Jewmoticons
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Orthodox Hooknose Jew
$r)
A hooknose Jew that just got ten dollars. Also called "the Lowtax"
סּﬞ_סּ
wut
Graphical and Animated Emoticons
As emoticons evolved, they were replaced by graphical representations, and eventually animated GIFs. This allowed for even more flexibility in illustrating an ever wider gamut of emotions, from happiness to "Fuck you, I'm a dragon!"
Some took this even further, charging money for downloadable sets of smileys, for use on AIM, Yahoo and MSN Messenger. These are still wildly popular with 16 year old girls and pedophiles alike. For the non-retarded Internets user who knows things like that should be free there's always devianTART.
See Also
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