????
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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???? is a magical process by which anything can be turned into PROFIT! Originally this was part of the secret business plan to making a shit load of money in a Capitalist society by the "Underpants Gnomes" from the Gnomes - The Search For Underpants episode of South Park. Their formula for turning underpants into jew gold is demonstrated thusly:
- 1. Collect underpants.
- 2. ?
- 3. PROFIT!
(Note that only one ? was used, but /b/ added moar ?s because they are retarded.)
[edit] Example
Behold ???? in action:
[edit] Success
city_glitter was just like any other 16-year-old girl: lived with her parents in the suburbs, loved sociopolitical reform, and had two cats. Then one day about a year ago she decided to set her cat on fire in order to extract sympathy from her e-pals. Like anything that has to do with the suffering of furry little animals, it spiraled out of control when at least 100 hippies sent her cashola via paypal in order to pay for the $5000 vet bill.
Don't understand? Here's a helpful diagram.
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+ ???? = 
[edit] Troll's remorse?
Of course like any drama whore whose cat was almost raped, it all ended up being a complex web of lies, spun for the sake of social experimentation.
Unfortunately, her friends didn't agree that being raped in the name of science was ok, and proceeded to flame her after she made a butt-filled apology. She promptly quit Livejournal forever.
Basically, she claims she wanted to prove there were good people still left in the world. So she then went on to completely rape them out of some hard-earned cash. She killed off hundreds of good people doing this, and is now regarded by thousands to be a total bitch.
When one of her furry friends (foxfur) called her on her bullshit, she attacked her via AIM. That conversation can be found here: [1] No it can't it was deleted forever. Deleted forever? Internet Archive to the rescue! Pwned. By a furry. now THAT is fail. Yeah, it's deleted.
[edit] Moar LJ Shit
- Tragedy begins here.
- descolada_virus exemplifying exactly the kind of people who were getting robbed.
- Apology and explanation post. Definitely full of h8 and lulz.
foxfur sums it up in a non-lulzy sort of way.BALEETED- city_glitter making a half-hearted apology to foxfur. More h8 and lulz.
[edit] The Song
Time to go to work, work all night search for underpants hey! We wont stop until we have underpants Yum tum yummy tum day!
[edit] See Also
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