12 year old girls
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Twelve-year-old girls are suspected to be a special breed of 16-year-old girls. As their predecessors, they are known for speaking entirely in aLtCaPs or retarded variations of 1337, overuse of starz (***), hearts (♥♥♥<3), typingggg likeeee thissss and being obsessed with Hannah Montana, High School Musical, iCarly, the Jonas Brothers, Camp Rock and basically anything on Disney or Nickelodeon. Almost all have a condition known as OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder), they catch this from reading the shitty books and/or watching the movie known as Twilight. This causes them to receive multiple sudden orgasms over the spoken words, "Edward Cullen"/ They also have a tendency to scream out "OMGGG EDWARD IS SOOO HOTT!!!1" They falsely believe they have a chance of obtaining their "own personal Edward." The best way to troll them would probably be to ask them out, pretending to be "as Edward Cullen as possible" and break up with them in less than 4 days for being so fucking stupid. These girls are traps, lying about their ages and also lying about having a membership to the Itty Bitty Titty committee.
A favorite of pedophiles, these demonic female creatures are a scourge upon the internet. They should be ignored, mocked until they cry/get their parents, and trolled as much as possible. As long as the only attention they get is negative, they will either cease to be a nuisance, or realize that they need real lives. Verbose insults will confound them for a good five minutes before they reply with a weak comeback, such as "fag" or "emo". You can then use that to fire back by insulting their gay heroes the Jonas Brothers or Edward Cullen. Proceeding to describe in full detail how you wish to murder them will provoke them even further into leaving the internets to do something a bit more kid-safe. Something like hanging out with the minister at church.
Background
Twelve-year-old girls have existed for at least 100 years as chronicled by Oingo Boingo.
Typical YouTube profile of a 12-year-old girl. Feel free to TROLL THE FUCK OUT OF IT here. (Notice that one of her subscribers is 'TheEDFucker', which is an anti-Encyclopedia Dramatica YouTube channel.)
Typical Myspace profile of a 12-year-old girl. Notice the huge amount of self love on the page and the spamming of a bunch of lame pictures with shitty sayings that no one gives a fuck about. Also notice how in her "about me" she claims she started making the world a better place the day she was born, dramatic irony ftl in this case. here.
Typical Bebo profile of a 12-year old girl. This bitch was all like "we should meet up ay" and when I finally caught up with her she was like "oh hi" and wouldn't say a fucking word to me. Troll this one till kingdom come.
Twelve-year-old girls have the tendency to decorate every fucking molecule around them.
Interaction
Fortunately, 12-year-old girls do not usually penetrate the bowels of the internet, because they are too retarded to figure out how to use it well enough to REALLY get under anyone's skin. They are also can't ever seem to be able to CORRECTLY USE A FUCKING CAMERA!!! THEIR SHIT IS ALWAYS AT SOME UNNATURAL WEIRD-ASS ANGLE, AND YOU FUCKING RAGE AFTER YOU'VE SEEN IT ENOUGH TIMES!!!!!! They spend most of their time on Neopets, LiveJournal, or MySpace camwhoring it up with angle shots, posting over nine thousand bulletins and general faggotry. When one is encountered out of these contexts, it is almost certain that they will want to have cyber sex with you. You should always accept, as having sex with a 12-year-old girl is the only known cure for GRIDS, although they known to be very teasey: all talk, no walk (after you're done with them there wouldn't be much walking for a while anyway). If you don't want to accept, trolling is always an option. Very creative trolling methods may be implemented in these cases. The retarded bitches are also seen on DevianTART whoring out their pathetic ability to draw faggot filled art without any hint of anatomical knowledge (unless they are the rare breed of budding artist, see Cheese1997). If they are not adding to the collection of poisonously talentless works some call deviantart, they whore themselves out with photo's of themselves licking posters of their favorite superstar's face, especially that sparkly faggot Edward Cullen.
Control
12-year-old girls are spoon fed propaganda straight from the dick of Disney channel on a daily basis thus prompting them to buy/ listen/bone to whatever their idols love. Example: "kEV1n of the JonA$$ br0th3rs" came out of the closet as a John Mayer fag declaring the song "3x5" (rating: you auto-fellatio to this at 3 am) as his favorite. Within seconds, 12-year-old girls flock to Google video and boost viewer numbers on AMVs that no one gave a shit about, squirting over the comment boards about how they like the song because K3viN loves it, giving thumbs down to people with an IQ. Some group into silly interweb gatherings, and if one is mocked to a point, an automatic 4 paragraph cap locked bitching letter will be sent to your screen name. This is a very bothersome and predictable occurrence. The way only way to defeat these swooping demons is to call them fat. The outcome of this insult isn't known by its inflicter very often, but it most likely involves self-cutting and crying in a corner while hugging a teddy bear and mumbling. Just goes to show how simple it is to troll a 12 year old girl.
They also tend to act depressed and emo, to get sympathy. Heres a plain example.
Some kid: what kind of animal do u feel like today? I feel pretty bad so i feel like a sloth
Attention whore:wanna know how i feel on a bad day? remember the movie the passion and how badly jesus was whipped? thats how i feel on a bad day, pretty much every day. and on an okay day, i feel the same but before they used the metal whips, just the wooden rods.
Stupid sympathizer:WOW that aint good
Annoying kid: ok wow lauren wowwowowowowowowowowow
dumbass :that would hurt ..................BADLY
some kid who doesn't believe it:Well wowza
Retard.:someone needs a hug
Attention Whore:I'm freakin depressed now...
Stupid ass:lauren your scaring me
Attention whore:im crying now...
Idiotic child:no crying
Some kid that seeks approval: :'( thats depressing seriously
Kid that doesn't know grammar:r u going to be ok
Stupid face:Well isn't this just a fun conversation
Wonderful Person: I'M A FUCKING CHEETAH.
Some kid:..... Ok.. Fun
See Also
- I'm 12 years old and what is this?
- 12-year-old boys
- 16-year-old girls
- 13-year-old boys
- Ashley Tisdale
- Asking for it
- Miley Cyrus
- Lazy Town
- Loli
- Disney
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