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13-year-old boy

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A 13 year old Jewish boy in standard attire.
A 13 year old Jewish boy in standard attire.
Typical Down-Sydrome-diagnosed 13-year-old boy.
Typical Down-Sydrome-diagnosed 13-year-old boy.
Every 13 year old boy's dream
Every 13 year old boy's dream
What happens when your condom breaks.
What happens when your condom breaks.
The average 13 year old boy.
The average 13 year old boy.


Also known as Shota. Much like 16 year old girls, 13-year-old boys can be found all over AIM, the AOL instant messaging program, or, in a less popular but more concentrated population, on BYOND. They are easily recognized as they lack an Adam's apple, and if you're a pedo, their lack of pubic hair. They make easy targets for drama baiting as their slavering worship of known fucktards Linkin Park, Coldplay, Fall Out Boy, Insane Clown Posse, Tony Hawk and Adam Sandler has recently reached a fever pitch. Many times they are found in str8, chat rooms lying about their age (preferring to be 18 year old boys), or in gay chat rooms (most likely they are 60-year-old (male) camwhores who like to chat with 13-year-old boys). When not online, 13-year-old boys can be found playing Yu-Gi-Oh, X-Box Live, and Candyland, as well as masturbating furiously to pr0n, or trying to date as many girls as possible, generating lulz.

While they are not as annoying as 16 year old girls they tend to have very bad spelling skills and like to say koo a lot. They also enjoy cussing a lot because it's koo and teh fucking shit beyotch LOLLZ OMFG!111. Beware that many of these 13-year-old boys are really FBI agents trying to entrap innocent members of NAMBLA, who are just upstanding citizens out for a good time, as they say. 13-year-old boys make up about .123456789% of the total teen population. Due to their rarity, a repopulation program is underway and you probably want to breed with them, you sick fuck.

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Why we should never cure aids.
Why we should never cure aids.


Thank you, internets.
Thank you, internets.

13 year-old boys are easy as hell to manipulate via the internets because of their trust of anyone they believe to be in authority and predominantly remorseful nature once confronted with objections to whatever it is they're doing at the time. There are many ways to go about wrangling a 13-year-old boy, such as offers of candy or threatening to have them banned from their favorite Pokemon forum. Use your newfound control for having them star in your latest youtube submission or enacting lulz-ridden revenge.

[edit] Quotes by 13-year-old boys

 
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This is when a woman performs oral sex to a man by putting her lips on his dick and sucks it hard and deep. This is for the mans to enjoyment and for the woman to give out of generously, curiously, or just plain loving to give blowjobs. Then after she performs this she can either swallow the cum or spit it out. I think swallowing is one of the sexiest things a woman can do so ladies SWALLOW ON and SUCK HARD.
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—urbandictionary

 
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A7x Is dA HeAvIeSt bAnD EvAh !!!
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—Typical maggot


 
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dont diss Trivium, theyre bad ass grow up, youre just a kid who cant beat an emo
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—A 22 years old kid? wrong answer son


[edit] Ambitions

  • To get level 80 on Runescape!!!!!1
  • To get laid by someone other than daddy!!
  • To know something other than jack shit about drugs
  • To be in the Delta Force, just like in bLaCk HaWk dOwN!!!!!!!
  • To launch b0mBs at skool!!
  • To see Britney Spears live!!
  • To bcom GM in a 20+plyr game!!
  • To be a Ninja
  • 2 B FIRST RANK ON THER CS SERVER!!!!
  • To be a ghetto nigga
  • To cuss a lot
  • To sprout ball hair
  • To bang Klara Wagner
  • To beat Through Fire And Flames on expert
  • To be bisexual(girls think bi dudes are HAWTT!)
  • To get a girlfriend that doesn't live in the same house
  • To get their penises past 2 inches.
  • To make it to 14 years old.
  • To get a life

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