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lolz look it me!!!!! im lack of attention lololz!!!111.

Sixteen-year-old girl at its best, previously referring to itself as 'miss kayla tha sexy biatch'. Fun fact, this 'sexy biatch' is the one on the left of the picture... not that it really matters - neither of them are at all likely to turn ur boyfriend into ur ex.

15 year old camwhores DOING IT WRONG.

16 year old camwhores that are so asking for it.

Maybe with a paper bag on her face....

IT BURNS

The goals of high school graduates, if there are any now.

Your average 16-year-old trying to look sexy by showing some boob, but just looking fat.

16-year-old girl is a term used as a sweeping reference to all teenage girls (http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=VPEr47YqrTQ) on the Internets (in fact, most 16 year-old girls are 13 or younger): their juvenile gossip, teen angst, inability to say a sentence without the word "like", excitement over pop culture and incoherent posting using strange expressions, unusual typing styles, and aLtCaPs. They are also a known producer of anti-lulz, the disease that causes AIDS and a whole slew of other virile venereal diseases.

It should be mentioned that the term is in direct conflict with the rules of the internet, which state that there are NO girls on the internet; this means that 99.9999999% of them are really men with rapeable bodies, hiding a dong under their Spongebob Squarepants underwear, or were men before a radical sex change.

One special characteristic of these underage soon-to-be-just-like-all-grown-women-whores is that they are craving for teh cock 90% of the time they spend wasting oxygen. The other 10% is wasted in anorexia.

1 History
2 Conversations
3 Loli
4 Identification in the wild
5 Educational Videos
6 Related Articles
7 Fun Facts
8 Average 16-Year-Old on Myspace

[edit] History

Teen Girl Squad!

A typical 16 year old girl angleshot

Sixteen-year-old girls represent some 90 percent of the teen population and are ubiquitous on the Internets. They typically have over 9000 journals or blogs, and specialize in creating fan signs and eljay whorage. It's easy to confuse them with fifteen-year-old girls, who are fairly similar.

PROTIP for Forum Administrators: If you invite one 16-year-old girl to your forum, she will invite all her stupid friends to come too, because, like, oh my god, this place is so CUTE!!! This technique must only be used in emergencies, since it will either make your forum almost as n00bish as OtakuWorks, or turn it into the next MySpace before 2009.

[edit] Conversations

Omg they like, so totally don't show that stuff for their sport.

Proof 16 year old girls love nigras.

Sixteen-year-old girls have a tendency to call you late at night to talk about stupid nonsense thinking that they're convincing you of how intellectual they are. As part of their irrational desire to attract older men, even the ones in special-education programs will try to convince you that they're really mature for their age. They also love cock in their often loose hallway vaginas. It is known that they prefer Hammers of Dawn belonging to nigras.

First, they'll tell you how much they love the pointless, pretentious, nonsensical, and edgy mind-fuck movie they just watched. They'll also bring up whatever shitty band was just on TV. Then they'll try to discuss philosophy without having ever studied philosophy. They believe themselves omnipotent super chicks incapable of error and will kick you out of their StickAm chat if you disagree with them.

Sitting through this is like stabbing your dick repeatedly, which cancels out the subsequent, albeit dubious benefits of acquiring 9,001 MySpace friends.

[edit] Loli

Loli is a term used by babyfuckers world wide. Finding its origins in the 1955 novel "Lolita" by Vladimir Nabokov, in which a pedo risks VD for some 12 year old loli. Pedos somehow think that this shitty book justifies their sick fuck ~~RIGHT!~~ ways.

[edit] Identification in the wild

omg i can fit 100 cocks in my mouth! (Including your mom's!)

OMG U GUYS im liek soooo funny and different !!!!!!1111nineeleven

Arabs handle their problems the right way

16 year old girls tend to congregate together

Most sixteen-year-old girls give themselves away by producing a never-ending stream of mallcore tripe about subjects like sXe, shit bands, trying miserably for the attentions of bois that ignore them (see emo), and Jesus.

A high proportion of this sort of posting combined with huge numbers of camwhore pics is at least 100% accurate at predicting the presence of a 16-year-old girl. They may also run around like crazy people in the seahorses.

Some specimens, however, take on a coy persona. They may make their journals friends only, but these coquettish underage vixens can nonetheless be identified using the following probability chart:

site or journal in tiny font nearly the same color as the background see also: MySpace whore if all lower case: see emo if altcaps: see suburban hXc	90% probable
site or journal layout includes text like "1024x768. internet explorer. css. frames. respect for what's mine."	93% probable
if this line includes "tolerance for [...]"	95% probable
site or journal layout includes the cropped corner of an internet disease photo or a photo of celebrities, overlaid with fancy script fonts, spraypaint brushes, and/or small stars or ghey sparkles	97% probable
if the link to the bio page is the word "girl" instead of "bio" or "about me"	98% probable
if her age is in the 60-99 years old range	99.5% probable
if a veiled reference to cutting or being ana is present in banner/links	99% probable
and finally, if the site or journal layout changes your mouse pointers from the default to something retarded	100% probable

Using this handy guide, you can instantly identify the owner of this placeholder page as a 16-year-old girl. Note the mouse pointers. It's 100% certain and was later verified!

In a less virtual capacity, signs to spot 16-year-old girls are: a constant need to hug each other, a constant need to hug some fat faggot no one likes, a constant need to defend a fat faggot no one likes when attacked, speaking at an incomprehensible speed, laughing at something that's rude at a high decibel level e.g. OH MY GOD YOU JUST SAID WILLY! DATS FUNNY LOL.

[edit] Educational Videos

The rare 13 year-old breed.

Canadian beaver? Eh?

Instinct breaks through in the middle.

Just about to digivolve

What every typical 16-year-old girl really is underneath all the fat-girl angle shots.

Some 16-year-old-girls are asking for Nigra cock, which is the reason for AIDS.

The above specimen is the current queen of 16-year-old girls. Her name is Sarah Colby. She was the target of a YouTube raid on January 11, 2008. The weapon of choice for the Internet Hate Machine? A telephone number brought to Anon's secret base at great personal cost by a courageous handful of freedom fighters:

Before the Colby residence stopped answering Anon's calls, many lulz were had. The situation is currently still developing. Full videos here . It is better to record the dialogue between Steven (or the King of Scottland) and it automatically wins you >9000 inthernetz if you act as Steven May, her all-life friend who knows about her pot addiction and her liking for the mudkipz and teh cock.

At /b/, everyone thinks brave Steven May is a pretty cool guy, he gets in trouble for thinds he didnt do and doesn't afraid of anything. Also he's a faggot. And a true /b/ warrior. A faggot warrior.

[edit] Related Articles

A formal portrait of a 16 year old

An acceptable means of raising your 16 year old daughter

Taking the moral highground with a look of disgust is one of their favorite pastimes.

[edit] Fun Facts

Guess the loli...

Every 16 year old girls fantasy.

By raping a 16-year-old-girl, you automatically win manliness points.
All 16-year-old-girls have absolutely no brain. No exceptions.
It is in this age that they are most likely to become lesbians.
Every man in existence has fapped to the fantasy of raping a 16-year-old-girl at least twice.
Every 16-year-old-girl has masturbated to the fantasy of being raped at least 564645984^26 times.
Every 16-year-old-girl has masturbated to the fantasy of being tentacle raped at least 564645984^26 times.
Snuff films starring this form of internet disease is in fact legal in any state.
In Uganda, or some of those shitty countries that doesn't even have a flag, hitting a 16-year-old-girl awards you a medal and an internet.
16-year-old-girls are more likely to be frapped to than furries

[edit] Average 16-Year-Old on Myspace

Attention whores and 16 year old girls go together like AIDS and Africa

So far, there has been one species of 16-Year-Old Girl discovered. The Common Red-Breasted 16-Year-Old, indigenous to most parts of the world, (excepting, naturally, Africa, Bangladesh and China, in which any woman that dares open her mouth is instantly delt with. The myspace of the Common Red-Breast is usually a one or two word variation of the following:

"I love movies, music, people, being loud and crazy. I cant wait to turn 18 because I really want a tatoo really bad and to get out of my house! I often have moments were I get lost in thought about life in general, why we are here, and what happens next. I have a tendency to wear alot of black. Hey, it's a slimming color. :) I usually am a terrible speller. yay. I am the BIGGEST blonde. My god I can be funny some times. I really need to learn how to think before I talk, I have a real problem of not doing that.....Well I am done writing about me. Yeah so Bye! :P"

Current mood: depressed.

How long can YOU go without kicking her in the cunt?