1984

A gay Van Halen album released in, you guessed it, 1984.
A novel written circa 1984 AD by George Orwell, telling the story of an overpopulated society where humans eat a delicious treat called Soylent Green. The protagonist has sex with a lot of women and is then tortured by a government agent named Conan O'Brien. In the image to the right, you can see the female who liberates us all from the evil that is Conan O'Brien.
1984 wasn't written as an instruction manual.
- Liberals love to make analogies to this book all the time, because America is such a totalitarian, fascist state where you can be imprisoned for saying anything bad about the government.
- You may notice that "84" is "48" reversed. This is purely coincidental and in no way relates to the Jewish conspiracy.
- As we all know, 1984 in reality was exactly as depicted in the book. George Orwell is a fucking genius; we should just call him George ORACLE or something, amirite?
1984 was also the year my cat died because I fist fucked him. RIP Snuggles.
Some fag named Saivert gives head 1,984 times a day
George Orwell totally intended for his book to be read by high school freshmen and teachers who work for a government funded organization. There is no irony in a teacher who doesn't understand the history the book is using as context.
1984 is not over 9000 although it is at least 100.
The year the Internets was invented by Al Gore.
The year that Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo was released.

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