2006
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One of the oldest operating systems on Earth, it was created at least 100 years ago (excluding GMT, which is gay).
Already, there have been reports of bugs and glitches in the system. Microsoft is currently working on a patch for 2006 and is expected to come out Oct 06 Nov 02 Dec 22 January 1, 2007.
Designated the International Asperger's Year, commemorating the 100th anniversary of the birth of Dr. Hans Asperger, discoverer of Asperger's Syndrome. Srsly. LOL
2006 was a good year for drama. Democrats won the House and the Senate -only to see their one seat majority die of a heart attack [1] befoar the power kicked in yo. Loose Change creators released another batshit video, and all while the machine of IRL worked, drama was occurring all throughout the internets, which we now know are a series of tubes.
The most important thing to remember before reading this article is that Fred Bauder cannot practice law in Colorado due to soliciting a client's wife for prostitution.
[edit] Dramas and events of 2006
[edit] January
- Bantownians claim to hijack more than 900,000 LiveJournal accounts.
- Or at least 100
- The "OH SHIT WE'RE SCREWED!" Era comes to an end.
- Madrigalskylark "goes nuts"
- He "went crazy" a month later
- thoseskinnygirls founded
- No wannarexics!
- Ebaumsworld attacked by YTMND for image theft
[edit] February
- He's down with the clowns. In hell.
- Crazayjillay probably popped out a baby
- But nobody cares enough to check it
- Djfox left forever
- Oh, no wait, nevermind
- Futuristic Sex Robotz released album Hotel Coral Essex
- You've never heard of them
[edit] March
- Supposedly pissed off by Jacknstock, Banaan and Bastardman delete a slew of articles before leaving.
- Cosplayfucks reached 1000 members again
- Everyone barfs
- Meatspin.com sold on eBay
- A great shock site lost
- David Shadle charged with first-degree murder
- My Immortal appears on teh Internets.
[edit] April
- A girl calling herself the lesbian lover of Harry Potter's Emma Watson causes plenty of lulz on ED.
- 13 year old boy gets his iPod stolen, shoots self in head. Also his friends can't spell. Reportedly he was an hero.
[edit] May
[edit] June
- ED's 3000th Article
- Mu be had
- ED makes plenty of weeaboo rollplaying fuckwits cry with just one article.
- The guy who fucked Mediacrat and lived to tell about it parties too hard and dies in the bay area.
- First recorded use of substituting PowerWords for Christopher Walken
- An excellent holiday indeed
- Jacknstock blocks Girlvinyl's husband Crayolacrime over a Warcraft edit. Gets raped up the ass.
- A few days after Jacknstock is blocked, a vandal pagemoves hundreds of pages. All 3000 pages of ED were set to be page-move protected when Krade finds out how to fix it with one button.
- The founder of Purple PJs decides to go batshit crazy.
- Pissing off camwhores who missed their old requests of 'pls stik ur finger in ur azz' as hundreds of ytmnders ask them to put a shoe on their head.
- ED's trademark rainbow blinkies are used to make fun of Jacknstock for being fired. First ever on User:Jacknstock.
[edit] July
- 16 year old girl becomes first page to break 100K page views
- Only took 4 more months to break the second 100K.
- OMFG DO NOT INSULT MY DOLLFIES
- ED IRC invented to coordinate lulz. Get on irc fgt invented as catchphrase.
- A bunch of aspie 13 year olds go vandal-crazy when they see that ED disses the Beatles!
- Tells it like it is!
- MONGO, a Wikipedia sysop, goes ballistic when a screencap of ED's main page is uploaded to TOW, and repeatedly vandalises ED. We lose our article on TOW as a result. LOL
- ED writes internet's only non-pdf version telling of the lulz of powerbook.
- She's in ur jernal, suin ur friendz. Tawneelynne provides many n00dz and lulz for the whole LJ community.
- Hundreds of /b/tards, and one shitty socializing site collide
- "I know! I shall steal from ED and Uncyclopedia to make my own kick-ass site!!!"
[edit] August
- A great schism over loli. In the end, nothing happened
- Culturalbaggage sees his three line article and legally threatens ED. Tfo then expands his article to what it is now and culturalbaggage quits while he's ahead.
- Open wide!
- The self-proclaimed king of trolls fails horribly.
- Living up to the name Wikipedo
- Fucked some dogs; reported to have enjoyed it.
- So many lulz...so little time. ED tips our collective titfer to the extra creepy, wannabe tranny, pedo schoolteacher who 'came out' in style in 2006: to admitting guilt in the 1996 murder-rape of a 6-year-old 'beauty queen' that he didn't do. Why?...pretty much for the lulz -including a l337 ride home from Bangkok on the Party Van jet- but an Attention Whore is fine too.
[edit] September
- Nothing gets better than the raping of a paraplegic fox-child
ArtisticAutistic furry gets pissed off about his ED article, documenting the Duke's daring exploits. Lulz ensue.
- New stalking feature had students up in arms. Nowadays, everybody uses it.
- Trolled wife to death, lol.
- Lonelygirl15 exposed as fraud. Gets even more subscribers than before.
- On Sept 29, some dramacrats got together.
- Mexicanicepick and subsequent invention of triggerz
- Almost raped for being a cocktease
- "fuck the long message. want the cock or no, hon?" This event brought ED's pagerank up to 1200 and got mentioned on countless blogs, newspapers, and even MSNBC.
- Remember bike safety, kids!
- Girlvinyl makes a false site with a petition to shut down Encyclopedia Dramatica. Many furries and wikipedophiles fall for it.
- CRIKEY! A stingray!
- The internet is a series of tubes.
- Beastiality is not wrong, because they're in love!
[edit] October
- A troll of epic proportions including lawlsuits from two countries and -so far- three of his movie's 'victims'.
- A very talented artist in the top10% of DevianTART
- Amazing, but lonely, biker/prophet looking for some poon
- Psychic-doom's leader has such a lovable mug.
- Many a good person was sent to internet jail for trolling this lad
- Protracted edit-war with a shitty musician.
- ED's 4000th Article
- My, we're getting big
- ED starts LNN
- Proving that sometimes you just can't make this shit up.
- Anonymous gets busted for threatening football.
- Gramming the one-eyed snake with little boys
- Full of nothing but Microsoft puppets, trolls, and horny teens
- Australians rape retarded girl, record it, publish it, get arrested; they have criminal blood, after all
- How does one wage an internet war, with only one side knowing of it? These delightful young men know how!
- ED's counterpart to btard
[edit] November
- McDonald's did not want her bears because she was an ugly.
- Though aborted at birth, infantile non-organization delivers the lulz
- Gay weirdo with a dragon fetish threatens assault, murder, e-lawsuits, FBI investigations, delivers on nothing, retreats, eats free pizza.
- Gay attention whore that all the girls fap over
- Lol I don't know what's going on in this article either.
- Conservative Evangelist turns out to be raging crystal queen
- Announces he's signed a mega-buck deal with Rupert Murdoch's Random House Books for a book about the murder of his wife and her lover entitled "If I Did It; Here's How It Happened."
- Once they were friends, now they just spend time spreading AIDS, getting abortions, and being a camwhore
- Boy tries to pick up a chick on an IRC channel. He's not allowed on the computer anymore.
[edit] December
- Incredible faggotry that denies any and all summary
- Michael J. Fox will never be thought of as a decent human being. Because of Parkinson's.
- Trolls harness THE POWER OF ONLINE VIDEO COMMUNICATION
- White supremicist podcaster gets ruined.
