2009
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
What shall be known as year of massive HNNNNNNGGGGG, ranging from that of Jett Travolta, Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Billy Mays, your mom, and the power of the Republican parHNNNNNNGGGGG...
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Expected E-vents
- ED dies.
- John Travolta's son will die.
- Anthony Hopkins will die. He's fucking old.
- BO will reveal that he has been a secret Muslim the whole time, and ran for president for the lulz.
- The U.S. of A will get better, despite there being a Muslim in office. He'll get rid of the Jews after all.
- Reality TV will explode.
- All mythical creatures will be proven fake via common sense.
- The cake will stop being a lie.
- There will be another 7/12 raid.
Drama and events from 2009
January
- 1/2/2009 John Travolta's son died.
Jett Travolta, the 16 year old aspie son of John Travolta, dies in the Bahamas.
- Boxxy takes over the internets.
All it took was a 16-year old girl to pull apart the fine fabric of insanity that is /b/.
- 4chan featured on Wikipedia.
- Steve Jobs is "sick".
- ED gets linked to in an Israeli article about Anonymous (link; translation)
- ED mentioned in a Wikinews article about Anonymous (link)
February
- 2/1/2009:Superbowl XXX
February started with a bang of lulz when a Comcast employee in the Phoenix area decided the game needed to be livened up a bit, with cock.
- 2/2/2009 ED:Upgrade 2009
Encyclopedia Dramatica was read only for 24ish hours as we went from web 1.0 to 2.5. ED is slow is now old meme.
- 2/11/2009 Octomom
she had her babies in January, but we stuck our claws in after she started a website begging for money. Oh and we found out that she was unemployed uneducated and wanted to look like Angelina Jolie.
- 2/15/2009:Kenny Glenn /b/ actually has a heart.
When it came to 4chan's attention that some loser dipshit was abusing a cat, it took the internet superheroes less than 24 hours for to identify, locate and dispatch the Party Van.
- 2/19/2009 God Hates Fags banned from the U.K.
Finally someone comes to their senses.
- 2/20/2009 Travis the Killer Chimp
What have we learned here? Chimps are not people too. They are psychopathic killing machines that will eat your face if you change your hairstyle.
- ED gets linked to in an LA Weekly Column (link)
March
- 3/3/2009 PIFTS.EXE
Many Norton product users have been discovering a file called Norton_PIFTS 3-9-2009 19h29m27s.txt sitting in their computer's C:\temp folder.
- 3/5/2009 Watchmen
The long anticipated movie was released today. Jury's still out on its worth.
Encyclopedia Dramatica , in a moment of insanity, re-opened the "kiddie pool" on the IRC server...lulz ensued.
- 3/19/2009 Joseph Fritzl
Our favorite rapist sentenced to life in prison.
- 3/22/2009 Jade Goody
Jade Goody, a racist British reality show non-celebrity, dead from cancer. Goodnight sweet princess whore.
- 3/25/2009 John Katehis
Eat your heart out Chris Hanson this guy not only hunts pedophiles, he does something about it.
- The Chattanooga Pulse magazine does an article on memes and links to the X? In My Y? page (link)
April
Proving, once again, the absolute power of /b/ when they have their panties in a knot, someone finally decided to wage war against annoying telemarketers.
- 4/10/2009 first an hero of 2009?
Tony48219 on YouTube Tony48219 killed fellow YouTuber AsiaMcGowan after an epic, biblical-like, online flame war.
- 4/15/2009 The Hipster Grifter
Do you like beards? Do you want to throw your hot dog down a hallway? Of course you do. Just make sure you have plenty of cash.
- ED is mentioned in a leaked government document "2009 Virginia Terrorism Threat Assessment" (on Slashdot)
- ED is mentioned along with other sites which are used to cyberstalk internet denizens (link)
May
- 5/16/2009 Pear Chan revisited
In December 2008 pictures of a beautiful girl appeared on /b/...or is she? You be the judge.
- 5/20/2009 1man 1jar our best friend resurfaces.
They say they sequel is always better, and in this case its true. Our favorite faceless masochist puts down the jar , and picks up a screwdriver.
- 5/21/2009 Operation YouTube
A mass upload of porn onto YouTube with tags such as MarbleCake, Jonas Brothers, and Hannah Montana. YouTube admins got really pissed off, lulz were had on a scale that surpassed 9,000, and Rules 1 and 2 were broken on several occasions by trolls and newfags, several of which were interviewed by the BBC.
- Article about how the craigslist troll was sued. (link)
- Part of the Jessica Valenti article is quoted in an interview with the subject (in The Guardian and on u.tv)
- Cracked article cites and quotes multiple ED articles as part of a review of of five wikis other than TOW. link
June
- 6/15/2009 Brad McQuaid resurfaces after the whole Vanguard drama-fest.
- 6/25/2009 Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett die on the same fucking day.
- 6/28/2009 BILLY MAYS DIES.
July
- 7/1/09 Karl Malden is kaputt.
August
- 8/25/09 Ted Kennedy dies from brain cancer, thus continuing the family tradition of HNNNNNNGGGGG.
September
- 9/9/09 Anonymous Ausfags get butthurt over the Australian internet censorship so they DDos the PM's website.
- 9/14/09 Patrick Swayze also HNNNNNNGGGGGs from cancer.
October
- 10/12/09 Director Roman Polanski gets v& for being a pedofag
- 10/16/09 Half of America stops and stares at a silver balloon as they get fuckin own'd by a 6 year old troll
- 10/26/09 A shitty MMORPG starts using tits to advertise their site
- Date Unknown, 6 members of the Church of the Almighty Dollar get v& for doing what they do best
