2 gryphon
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
2_gryphon is an annoying, ranting gryphon who tries really hard to be edgy by spewing forth concepts that are very un-unique but in an offensive manner that bedazzles many furries. Aside from ranting, he also makes horrible smut and lame music. 2 gryphon is a wanker, and so are his fans, who adore him above all other things in life. He regularly engages in drama in his very own LiveJournal.
The story behind his name is that while dreaming about yiffing every one of his fans he saw the number 2, so he decided to name himself that. As retarded as that sounds, that's the actual story behind his name.
Chances are, this little fag can't come up with his little poorly thought-out quips as fast as he does in his "rants". You can hear the clipping as he inserts choice clips in Windows' sound editor, then inserts some shitty fast paced "music" to make it sound like he's a fast talking, sharp witted internet tough guy. To no surprise, this faggotry seems to garner the respect of impressionable fanboys as it is the same technique used by such faggots as professional comedians. 2 claims to be a professional comedian, but everybody knows furries can't be funny unless they're being made fun of.
2 was last seen at a children's park holding a sign for people to "fuck" him while dressed in a hot dog suit.
He is "One of the George Carlins of the internet", apparently.
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- Like all furries, is on food stamps IRL.
- Claims to be "in it for the fans, not the fame" even though he's merely internet famous - if that - among the shunned and ridiculed outcasts of society.
- Posts racist furry cartoons on his lj.
[edit] 2's recent exposure as a voraphile
2 shaves his head because this allows him to be swallowed more easily by fat, 52 year old vietnamese men.
[edit] 2's most retarded statement
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