2ch.ru
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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| Foundation | February 2006 |
| Major Boards | /b/, /a/ |
| Epic Wins | ZOMG NONE op is a fag 3M cp get |
| Website | 2ch.ru |
2ch.ru (Dvach, pronounced Dvaach) was a Russian clone of 4chan.org, 2chan.net etc, which was created in 2006. Russian moot is called Zoi, but, unlike moot, he is fat and ugly. As of Jan, 17, 2009 the site is dead and abandoned by the owner. There were talks about selling the name at the auction, but recently the domain was renewed until 2010.02.09. Most people left for other imageboards, such as Ычан, Ментач, Øchan and Доброчан. After Ментач died in Apr, 2009 and 2-ch.ru(Dva-ch, pronounced dvadefisch) burned in May, 2009, the majority uses Øchan and 2-ch.ru.
2-ch.ru is not 2ch.ru, but has identical design and works more stably, than Øchan
It is just another fucked up imageboard. Russian, actually, which explains it. However, unlike 2chan.net there are no restrictions for foreign IP’s, hence everyone can post.
Dvach consists of more than 40 boards: 6 discussion (about dvach, anime, philosophy and other shit no one cares about), 25 common (cars, bikes, books, games, programming, music, cats, fashion and so on) and whole 12 boards devoted solely to animu.
Dvach also has a random board located at http://2ch.ru/b/ so you won’t miss it. It was created following the example of the big /b/ro. There are no rules, so everybody can post anything he or she want (except illegal stuff, it's illegal to post CP in Russia and it can result in being b& and v&). /b/ also adopted 4chan’s talking style with its specific slang. Dvach's /b/ board is, unsurprisingly, most popular. It used to get at least 5 million posts per day, and due to this (actually, due to endless meaningless spam by Rozen Maiden fags and Perl programmers) every post has to be verified by CAPTCHA. Doesn't stop spammers from spamming though.
Hentai (/h/, /ho/, /y/, /u/ and /ls/) boards were hidden and pr0n boards are closed due to attention from Police and KGB. That’s what dvachers prefer to think, as sometimes dvach indeed consists solely of pr0n and cp, due to floods (“wipes”). In fact, dvach once raided pedo forums because it was pissed off by their constant spam and arrogant replies. The closing decision was made a few months ago when dvach's admin Zoi wanted to win the Best Runet Site Competition prize. Of course, he failed. Since than all adult-content-posters freely migrated to the Random board where now you can find almost anything you want, except real girls.
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Glorious people of dvach
As any other popular chan, dvach is largely stratified. Major groups were:
- Schoolboys (does not actually mean that such poster still attends high school). Dumb and immature fucks which are to be replied with “hurry, go to class, its really late!”.
- Newfags. Unaware of the rules, trying to force retarded memes, and such. Easy to spot.
- Oldfags, the ones that saw the first 1-get in /b/. Largely nonexistent.
- Rozen Maiden(Official Rozen Maiden Thread) worshippers collectively known as “Doll-chan” (also applies to Doll-chan infected board), a cross-chan conspiracy of aspies who, no matter what, will post and post and post images of Rozen Maiden dolls into their “Official Rozen Maiden” thread. Sometimes knows as Rozenkreuzers.
- Bydło (cattle in Polish). Unintelligent, arrogant and conservative walking shit, often too much patriotic or religious, very easy to troll. Most /b/ posters fall into this category.
- Nebydło (un-cattle), bydlo's antipode — elitist, usually Russia-hating dissident writers. Easily trollable as well.
- Devoted trolls, may appear as any of the above.
- Rozen Maiden worshippers moar like desufags
Memes etc
- Artemiy Lebedev, the designer famous for his rich obscene lexicon that he uses in his many reviews.
- Leonid Vasilevski — the most trollable person in the world. He was trolled to the point of killing his parents with a pistol (his father was a bigass official so it made it to the newspapers) and going to the
policemilitia, bljad, militia. This by far was the greatest impact dvach had on the real world. - Black Overlord (Ben Gunn the pornstar) because 2ch.ru is an anime forum for queers.
- Valeri Syutkin — he may look and sing a lot like Rick Astley, but this impression is completely wrong: he will let you down, hurt you etc by punching you in your fucking whore face. But only if you are a woman. Unfunny forced meme posted over and over by the same retarded underage virgin.
- Nomad — see Huita.
- Interesting person — the character of two videos from YouTube, shot on a mobile phone. His favorite phrase is the requirement «Saw my door!», addressed to the two policemen.
and other, thousands of them
Mascots of Dvach
No board is complete without mascots. Dvach posters show infinite love towards them because mascots are a substitute for the real life which none of them has.
 Vikentiy Fesunov - real creator of 2ch.ru prooflink |
 USSR-chan. The youngest among mascots and the oldest by chronology. Appeared in September 2006. Initially had a bad revengeful nature (killing Tsuruya on a few occasions) but later became just tricky. |
 Dvach-chan. Appeared in 3 April 2007. Pigtails are there to resemble the glorious dvach logo. |
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 Slavya-chan, a girl with blue eyes and blond-brown hair wearing a shirt sundress. Born in May 12, 2007. In first Slavya-chan’s thread she was already naked than on third picture and demonstrated genitals on sixths. Some dvachers don’t like her because of this whorish behaviour, but who cares about these fucks. More prons to come, lads. |
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See Also
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