Rule 34
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| —Rule 34, Rules Of The Internet |
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The oft-cited observation from lore, Rule 34 has been proven beyond even the faintest doubts by fetishists, furries, adult babies, childhood-destroyers and other horndogs, fetisists, basement.bois in general. Rule 34 is proudly featured on brain-raping websites such as 4chan, 7chan, Encyclopedia Dramatica and Google Image Search. On the most basic level, Rule 34 is the pornographic manifestation of the most fucked up things imaginable. Instances can be real, but are frequently hentai drawings by weeaboos, or composites done by photoshop fakers, face-painters, and others. Despite being numbered as thirty-four, Rule 34 was written actually well before any of the other Rules Of The Internet. The reason, this according to Greenspun, "I just thought it sounded better to have a 34th rule, as though it were part of a comprehensive system."
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As a practical matter, Rule 34 prompts the imaginative to wonder exactly what kind of porn HASN'T been created. Such persons would have better luck trying to divide by zero. As with the rest of the Internet and Encyclopedia Dramatica, this very page offers Rule 34 manifestations of "Hey Arnold!," "Ben 10," the "Care Bears", the Wikipedia logo being eaten out by the Encyclopedia Dramatica logo at the start of the article, among others. shudder
7chan, unlike 4chan, is the only site that actually has an entire board dedicated to Rule 34. This still does not change the fact that 7chan licks moar ass than 4chan. paheal is the new king though.
Also, the rule can NEVAR be broken. EVAR. Some argue that this is because Rule 35 states that, if porn cannot be found of it, it must be created. THE RULE CANNOT BE BROKEN. REMEMBER THAT, FAGGOT.
In a more worldwide overall view, one is driven to wonder exactly who HASN'T had p0rn been made of them. See the above example of an internet meme named Lady J and the gallery at the bottom of the page for selections such as "Hey Arnold!" and "Ben 10."
Disagreeing with this rules is against the law, if you break the law you are fail. If you don't want pedobear and chuck norris to come BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, click here
The Rosie Loophole
Rosie O'Donnell has been 34'd. NO MOTHERFUCKING EXCEPTIONS.
/34/ on 7chan
/34/ is an image board on 7chan that will rape your childhood, as it follows The Rules Of The Internetz. Even though it certainly exists, if no porn of it can be found, it is your responsibility to create more of it. /34/ also doubles as an alternative lolicon board.
The Essence of /34/
The only rules for posting in /34/:
This board is for Rule 34-related images: "THERE IS PORN OF IT. NO EXCEPTIONS." Please refrain from requesting images of pornography you know to exist, such as Sailor Moon, Card Captors, and almost every anime. This is not /r/.
Rule 34 Difficulty Rank System
/34/ Difficulty Ranking:
- A "1" on the /34/ scale means that it's way too easy to find; anyone with a Rule 34 folder should have this.
- Examples: Pokémon, Azumanga Daioh, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Sonic the Hedgehog, etc.
"2" means that it's easy enough to find in AerisDies, WWOEC, Palcomix, even Google Search
- Examples: The Simpsons.
"3"s mean that you might have to do some digging, but it's still possible for a casual /34/er to come up with.
- Examples: Lesser-known Disney Movies, most comic strips
- A "4" requires great amounts of searching backwater porn sites, and possibly several bumps of a thread.
- Examples: Most real-life movies, local things, walk-on appearances in 1, 2, or 3 rated material, etc.
- A "5" means that there is not porn of it. Do your duty and /34/ it.
- Examples: Walk-on appearances in 3 or 4 rated material, very unpopular or old shows/movies
- A "6" means there shouldn't be porn of it.
- Examples: Rosie O' Donnell, Calvin and Hobbes, The Raccoons, Shay, The Animaniacs, Garfield, Jar Jar Binks, your mom, your grandma, you...
Noteworthy Finds
More Lulz
- Bananas in Pajamas.
- Tinker Bell and Jiminy Cricket getting it on.
- Orgies featuring the Linux Penguin, BSD Daemon, Clippy, and an anthropomorphic apple.
- Rainbow Brite: Crack fiend by day, topless dancer by night.
- 493 species of Pokémon, in every combination, in every position from this list. But mostly Lucario.
- Super Mario Brothers orgies.
- Battletoads in their homosexual inclinations.
- For the strong jaw fetishist in all of us.
- Your mom getting butt raped by an elephant trunk and fist fucked by a gerbil.
- Furniture Porn.
- Toothy and Flaky... it's awwright.
- Futanari wolfgirls, Major and just about everyone else on Schrodinger.
- Sock Monkey and Cabbage Patch Kids.
Exceptions
Despite Rule 34 stating there are no exceptions, some anons considered the only exception to be Mr. Rogers, but a parody on Newgrounds shows Mr. Rogers in a cum stained sweater and with a hardon, revoking its no-exception status.[1] If you are not completely retarded you will realize that the following list of "exceptions" are in fact just still being made. There are NO exceptions.
Nobody has EVAR found Rule 34 on Milton from Office Space, and it should probably be left at that. The only other worthwhile exceptions are:
The Grudge([Found])- The Mexican flag, but no one cares about that amirite?
Twilight (but we know it's out there somewhere)SFW Image, but proof it exists.[2]The Wheel of Time
- Coheed and Cambria
- Bill and Ted
The Coneheads are severely lacking in Rule 34, and the conedaughter was pretty fucking hot.. ([Found])Mark GormleyThe main guys sexy ass little sister on Elfen Lied, the one that got pwnd (Her names Kanae.)([Found])- Tom Servo of MST3K
- The girls from Confidential Confession volume 1
- Other shit nobody cares about
Instant Rule 34
On 10/08/08 (NEVAR FORGET), a /b/tard decided to end all difficulties associated with Rule 34 on any subject. The 'Instant Rule 34', a template consisting of a cock, a mouth and some cum, became instantly popular with /b/ due to the fact that simply pasting it onto any image and moving it to juxtapose correctly would instantly Rule 34 that image. The thread exploded with never-before-seen Rule 34s, such as Louis Armstrong. The participating Anonymous then took it upon themselves to take as many memes as they could and Rule 34 them and, within moments, 10/08/08 became known as MEME RAEP Day.
If you have any Instant Rule 34s you'd like to share, do not hesitate to upload them into this handy gallery, to prove once and for all that RULE 34 HAS NO EXCEPTIONS. Internet defeated.
 The Instant Rule 34: Oh, exploitable. Now there is no excuse. |
 It had to be done... |
 Looks convincing. |
 ALL YOUR MEMES ARE BELONG TO RULE 34. |
 As mentioned, Louis Armstrong. |
 The secret's out, Jacko. |
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 Rule 34 IRL |
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Wrong again, Wikipedia. |
 The Victorians certainly were a stolid bunch. |
 Your happy meal will never be the same again. |
 Bullet Time Effects! |
The thread is apparently awaiting review for the 4chan Archives. We'll keep you posted.
Examples
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Rule 34? In my Playboy?
Too little, too late. Way to be relevant Playboy, way to be relevant.
See Also
- Adam Savage
- paheal
- Rules Of The Internet
- Sick fuck
- Rule34.com
- ObscureGET
- Zeriara's gallery of fan-raping horror
- Snapesnogger's Wall Of Shame
- SarahChihuahua
- List of Porn Parodies
- MOAR
- Atimon
External Links
- The Rule 34's official website archive.
- Aerisdies.com - Large gallery of 34's]
- Flinstones, Rugrats, and Spongebob, oh my!
- MS Paint Porn - For basement dwellers. Submit your own today!
- Rule 34 Archive
- Rule 34 thread on Something Awful
- Drawing Now - Become an expert at making your own Rule 34 images!
- Even GMC has a Rule 34!
- Rule 34 on US Presidents
- Rule 34 on Wolfram Alpha
- When your court appointed counsel mentions Rule 34, they are probably talking about this.
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