404 Error

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

A 404 Error occurs when you try and look for something on the internets that doesn't exist. Encountering a 404 error is known as being 404'd. Usually it means that you fail at life and you're doomed to never finding what you were looking for.

Contents 1 Being 404'd 2 What To Do If You Are 404'd 3 Trivia 4 See Also 5 External Links

[edit] Being 404'd

Some of the most common reasons for being 404'd include:

• Being a retard
• Following links to kiddie porn that has been deleted by someone who is not a sick fuck
• Trying, and failing, to be a haxX0r
• Goatse
• Being a samefag
• Looking for albino pr0n or freckled penises. Everyone knows there's no such thing as albino pr0n or freckled genitalia. No albino bestiality either.

[edit] What To Do If You Are 404'd

Being 404'd is a significant event in any young person's life, and there are numerous possible responses. Most experts in the field suggest suicide as the only dignified course of action on receipt of a 404 error, but there are support groups that exist to help the 404'd reconstruct their shattered lives after the trauma, such as the GNAA; the Catholic Church; Scientology; and Slashdot. Typing "regedit" in Run and deleting "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE" has also been proven to cure 404. Another known fix is to refresh the page over 9 thousand times.

[edit] Trivia

• The 404 Error did not appear on ED until Last Thursday.
• Last year, 404 errors accounted for at least 100 teens to become an heroes

[edit] See Also

404 girl

[edit] External Links

• 404 Error
• An 404 error