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420chan
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| —420chan banner |
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| Foundation | April 20, 2005 |
| Major Boards | /b/, /i/, /weed/ |
| Epic Wins | Fox News, Hal Turner, Subeta, Epilepsy Foundation |
| Website | 420chan.org |
420chan, run by Kirtaner, a reject from Something Awful and pedophile who decided to create a site with more specialized boards covering those facets of internet culture which not even 4chan's /b/, the toilet of the internet, dares to cover, is an imageboard mostly filled with a strange combination of completely stoned people, cross dressers, and shota lovers. Its origins are shrouded in complete and total mystery.
420chan has a wide array of shitty boards, each with a regular userbase of around 4 people (although some argue it's just one guy on a proxy); this includes an Xbox hueg variety of drug boards, /po/kemon (superior to papercraft and origami), /sh/enanigans (filled with the sort of people that made dorm life suck), and intellectual boards like philosophy and politics (filled with stoners trying to sound smart and not making sense 100% of the time). They also have the original versions of boards like /dino/ that nobody important copied.
420 has a few specialized boards. It of course has a /b/ which is just like all the others except for the fact it's filled with stoners. Also, their music board allows direct file uploads so that you can share music instead of discussing it while desperately looking for the torrent. Its /i/ board is currently the headquarters of the /i/nsurgency, and other sites like 711chan also link there for /i/nvasion-related matters.
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[edit] Drug Boards
Here are the many drug boards (it's called 420chan for a reason, fgt).
- /weed/ - Marijuana
- /hooch/ - Alcohol
- /mdma/ - Ecstasy
- /psy/ - Psychedelics
- /stim/ - Stimulants
- /dis/ - Dissociatives
- /opi/ - Opiates
- /smoke/ - Tobacco
- /benz/ - Benzos
- /del/ - Deleriants
- /other/ - Other Drugs
- /jenk/ - jenkem
[edit] The Leaders
[edit] Kirtaner
At first glance, Kirtaner (also known as skirt boy) appears to be a faggot pedo nigger with no friends, but to many he is the daddy of the greatest board in the universe HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. Kirtaner is kind of like the guy in your band that is the lead singer which makes him technically the leader, even though all the rest of the band really does is make fun of him. When he's not posting pictures of himself in a skirt, he's jerking off to sum innocent 13 year old boys.
As if you ever wanted to, you can read moar about their glorious leader here.
[edit] Tinal
Kirtaner's boyfriend, and an all around fag, spends his time putting his head in a cardboard box, which is where he's going to end up when he's older. There's really not a whole lot to be said about this guy, because it's not worth it wasting any time on him. TL;DR he's gayer than a gay guy in a rainbow colored bag of dildos whispering "faux pas" to himself and giggling.
[edit] Sparto
Kirtaner's girlfriend (HOLYSHIT Kirtaner isn't gay? zomgnowai!) and an all around attention whore, is only an admin because she will suck Kirtaner's dick (even though she will suck any dick longer than half an inch). By day, she swings her monsterous ban hammer and then let's the same fags she banned back if they bug her on IRC. Then she sucks their dicks. Find out more here.
Oh, and there are some other mods too, but nobody gives a shit about them.
[edit] Fun Facts!
420chan has a unique spin on DONATE OR DIE: If you donate enough, the admins die. 420chan Drink-a-thons are always stickied in advance with something saying for every 10 dollars, Tinal will take a shot of various alcoholic beverages via live Stickam feed. However, the price is usually raised higher when they realize they don't want him to die. It's ok, it comes close enough; what usually happens is that people donate slowly, and he transforms into a robot and does random things. Eventually he will pass out in his own vomit, someone will call 911 to go save him, and then everyone ignores his stream while Kirtaner takes over. When Kirtaner passes out, Sparto will put on a Guy Fawkes mask and a funny hat and not show tits for the begging crowds because she's a bitch.
420chan used to contain a secret board, /pedo/. After much retarded drama with their original webhost, /pedo/ has never returned.
PS: Thats Chalupa in the background. The greatest man to ever live.
[edit] Drama
[edit] Site Drama
1. Tinal took over 420chan because Kirt was away.
2. All the boards were renamed and Kirt had to hack the server to get it back or something equally 1337.
3. At a later time, Tinal got mad at Kirt concerning Sparto and killed the 420chan.org domain. They later hugged and made up. Rumors of alleged gay sex also arose but these were denied by the Admins/
[edit] April Fool's "Drama"
April Fools 2008, Kirtaner makes a blog post about finding Jesus or something. It was honestly the shittiest April Fool's trick ever because Peter actually fell for it.
[edit] /i/nsurgent drama
[edit] Hal Turner
In February of aught-seven, Hal Turner's websites started redirecting to 420chan. Hal announced that he had been pwnt and told everyone he'd called the party van. It remains to be seen whether some stoner really did steal his password, or Hal made it all up as part of his fiendish plot.
[edit] Perverted Justice
Chris Hansen and friends got Kirtaner's doxs (from WHOIS). Kirt lives with his mom. They called and harrased him and his mother in a manner that Anonymous would to Hal, and were just really fucking annoying. Needs moar backraid.
[edit] Failnonymous - the INTERNET DOODLE MACHINE
420chan was always eager to rid itself of its image as the retarded cousin of the *chan family. Powerless to do anything to the other chans, it focused its attention on the Moralfags in Project Chanology due to the members of the project referring to themselves as Anonymous, something which pissed off the 420channers no end.
At first the idea was to crash the project's IRL Raids, which was quickly abandoned when the 420channers realized that they were unable to leave their parents' basements. After a series of pathetically failed raids against other sites unrelated to the Moralfags, including DDoSing themselves when trying to take down Enturbulation, they decided to take on a project with some possibility of success: Raid the Moralfag stronghold on Drawball. The date was set to April 3rd, 2008.
Epic fail ensued.
Unable to even scribble out the logo in question, the Anonymous of 420chan would thereafter be referred to only as Failnonymous - the INTERNET DOODLE MACHINE.
The other chans were either sympathetic to the cause of Project Chanology, or didn't give a shit. After failing miserably at scribbling out the Moralfag text on Drawball, Failnonymous started spamming other chans with requests for help. They were met with auto-bans from the mods.
[edit] Life Cycle
[edit] Birth
Some site called 420chan.net existed first. Kirtaner made 420chan.org as a joke, and in response to the 420chan.net guy crying made it a real imageboard. It was better. End of story.
[edit] Death
The 10k GET was the album cover of The Scorpions "Virgin Killer", which featured a nude preteen, but was censored. Its not CP, as it's on Amazon.com as well as various other websites.
Anyway, the 10K GET was, obviously, stickied. 420chans host got scared and said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle OFFLINE". The IP got redirected to nothing, and Kirt got hit with a CP notice.
Kirt called bullshit, because it's a fucking album cover freely available in stores and websites. Their host didn't care, refused to reply, and eventually closed the ticket. Kirtaner and Tinal told them to fuck off and cancelled their account, and are currently moving to a new host. The biggest issue was finding one that will allow /i/ to be linked (although /i/ won't actually be hosted there).
[edit] The Glorious Rebirth Of 420chan
420chan has officially risen from the ashes. Its timing coincided with the fall of 4chan. With the death of this unholy beast, thousands of /b/tards were left homeless and set sail on small crafts headed for new lands. Most of them died and landed in 7chan, however a sizeable number made their way to 420chan where they compete for lulz and shelter with the natives who have just arrived from their exodus.
Unfortunately, some of the refugees unknowingly brought the cancer that is killing /b/ to their new homeland. The influx of newfags and copypasta whores has lead to a split amongst the ranks of 420chan, some calling for the ban of all 4channers, others seeking a peaceful union of the two /b/s. Early flooding of the 420 /b/ by an unidentified 4channer has already sparked violent reactions from the locals. As these events escalated, the admins were nowhere to be found. No surprise there.
Also of important note, during the initial hour that 420 first emerged, someonne had already begun a jailbait thread which included many pictures of children under the age of 12. Again, no surprise there. 420channers are still awaiting the repost of the Scorpions album picture "Virgin Killers."
[edit] /i/'s rebirth
420chan's /i/ was hard to host, and it took months before /i/ returned to 420. An agreement was reached with 711chan (whose host is ok with /i/) and about merging their /i/ with Kirt's custom wakaba board, returning Kirtaner and Sparto to being admins along with some #insurgency ops and 711chan admins, creating a new era of peace. This /i/ is currently trying to restore /i/'s good name with traditional Yahoo Answers trolling, more MySpace phishing, and extracting some lulz from the new s& hero.
[edit] Lockdown Level: Party Hard
Whenever 4chan dies, 7chan dies right after. While 420channers are not as hateful of other chan sites as 7chan and 4chan types are, they really don't like them coming and fagging up the place by posting so fast and what-have-you. So, 420chan changes its theme to RAVE mode, aka PARTY HARD, as a diversion.
And /i/ has gore.
[edit] Mascots & Sub-Mascots
- TCC-Tan is the main official Mascot 420chan. Created in Something Awful forums, she was placed as 420chan's Mascot after getting permission from the original Artist that created her. TCC-Tan perfectly fits the 420 theme for her looks and her tools such as her giant green bong.
| —TCC-Tan |
- Yakui is a Druggy Maid meme created in some wapanese image board. Yakui being all heavy addicted to medicines ,pills, and hallucinogen, she is very popular in 420chan and was considered as a sub-mascot by the users. Yakui In time her popularity gave Yakui her own board section on 420chan as /Yakui/. Currently the section has been missing along with other sections that once existed such as /bridget/,/Hentai/,/Loli/ etc. Rumors has been out that the Yakui section will return when Kirtaner adds the new sections which he delays on purpose since he feeds on babies.
- JigglyPuff is considered as an official 2nd mascot. While /b/ was in a Sharpnel Rave Mode, there was an Image of JigglyPuff with glow rings. Many claim that JigglyPuff is the DJ of 420chan's /b/.
- Jiggly Wiggly Puff is a horribly drawn MS paint version of JigglyPuff done by Z-IIDX. Mostly seen on /b/, was first seen as a OP image in a Xmas Sticky while a horrible background music was being played in /b/. Since then there has been some new images of Jiggly Wiggly every now and then. JigglyWiggly is known to have a weak bladder since many images show it urinating on the ground or objects/people. Jiggly Wiggly Puff is considered a minor sub-mascot but greatly loved by Kirtaner and Sparto.
- Bikko is a one legged amputee girl who is popular among some 420channers. Created by some artist in japan, she is considered as a mascot of the /smoke/ section since she is a heavy smoker. Some users suggested that Bikko would get her own section, /Bikko/.
- Flonne is considered as "The Loli" of 420chan. A obvious symbol that yells "Etna_Is_My_Wife" is not welcomed here. In some websites that Kirtaner is registered in, Kirt uses a Flonne Avatar. Flonne is a character from Disgaea.
[edit] Memes and Text-Memes
- DICKS EVERYWHERE, Originally created in 2007 by kirtaner as a Automated response whenever you post a image in any section without any text, it was accepted quickly by its users. From time to time you might spot a user posting a Image VERY RELATED. If you see anyone outside 420chan posting "DICKS EVERYWHERE" then clearly they are faggots that need to get back to 420chan.
- I vote you keep on trying, was originally created as a counter reply to a Lucky Star Troll in /animu/. Every time the troll would reply a hate reply you'd use "I vote you keep on trying" to make him realized he ain't going nowhere and eventually would just get bored and shut up about it. However now the Lucky Star Troll of /animu/ uses it himself as a troll weapon against others. Must have noticed it was a highly super effective technique. The user who first came up with "I vote you keep on trying" committed suicide when he noticed the troll is was using it now, lets just say there wont be any more new JigglyWiggly Puff content.
- Lenny is that you?, Infamously created in /flash/. Whenever someone posts like they have no hands, its usually replied with "lenny is that you?". There was once a thread in /b/ with OP posting a random picture claiming he was Lenny, followed by other users posting other pictures saying they was Lenny. To this day "Lenny is that you?" isn't used much at all and is mostly rejected by users in /flash/, but- Wait Lenny are you reading this?
- Morning Show was originally posted in 420chan's /b/ by a poster who'd found it on Google Images during an unrelated search, and asked /b/ if anyone knew what the hell was going on in the pic. The answer was provided in minutes (in the form of a YouTube link to a Japanese morning talk show) but more importantly, users began using the default template (pictured), putting their own text in the black and pink boxes. While infrequently used, it is still a 420chan /b/ original.
[edit] Notable Wordfilters
- (blank response) > DICKS EVERYWHERE
- 12chan > I AM A PEDOPHILE
- 711chan > YOUR COCK CANNOT THRUST INTO MY ASSHOLE FAST ENOUGH
- bong > cock
- blunt > dick
- 4chan/7chan/420chan > 4feem/7feem/420feem (inactive)
- Habbo > Colette
- Scientology > Enkindlers
- Nigger > Dark Skinned Homosapien
- /b/lackup > ANAL SEX WITH 6 HORSES AND A MULE
- mod > Osaka
- Niggertits > I LIKE USING SHITTY 7CHAN WORDFILTERS
[edit] Hall of Hatred
If your in this list, Congratulations! You are hated by everyone in 420chan and the staff itself.
- Etna_is_my_Wife (Lowest of Lowest)(Winner)
- Reuben (No one likes him)
More Coming soon
[edit] tl;dr?
420chan over all is a pretty shitty *chan. If you are a stoner you will probably like it.
[edit] Gallery Moments with 420chan
 The glorious leader. |
 A typical 420chan user. |
 Yet another typical 420chan user. |
 Dickbongs are all the rage. |
 An atypical 420chan user. |
 420chan's goddess |
 A common question and answer at 420chan. |
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 The resurrection. |
 The girlfriend every 420channer wants. |
 Flonne, 420chan's shield from Etna_is_my_wife. |
 Fuck Yeah Optimus Prime and JigglyWiggly |
 Hay Guys! |
 A Tribute to 420chan's Raving /b/ |
 Rule 34 on TCC-Chan |
[edit] See Also
[edit] External Links
- 420Chan
420Chan Pedophilia board/pedo/ has been retired- 420's /i/, hope you like gore
