55chan

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55chan

Motto	Underdevelopment, now on teh internets
Foundation	Late 2007
Founded by	k
Major Boards	/pseudo/, /mil/, /staff/

An imageboard composed of illiterate Brazilians rightfully banned from virtually every other websight. Imagine 420chan without drugs and with the worst features of every other chan out there: 55chan has stupid wordfilters like in 7chan, newfags like in 4chan and beaners like in SectaChan. Users are generally devolved retarded apes and most memes are taken from other Brazilian sites. The moderation is known to be anti-semite and has an anti-lulz policy that anyone critical of it is permabanned.

Contents 1 Story 2 The Staff 3 Users 4 Memes 4.1 Wordfilters 4.2 Gallery 5 Boards 6 See Also 7 External Links

[edit] Story

Although 55chan was the first Brazilian chan to be truly host-independent at the time of its creation there was another board hosted on AnonIB, named brchan. 55chan was created as an alternative to brchan's tradition of translating memes instead of caring about actual content and weeaboo content is a vanity chan built around a circle jerk. So, at that time, brchan and 55chan were respectfully like 4chan and 420chan wannabes, only over 9000 times smaller.

Eventually, however, some of brchan's users got fed up with its staff's inability to make a real chan in a timely fashion and decided to do it themselves, registering brchan.org and creating a brand new place to post translated memes, "post ending in X"-like topics and other fail. BRchan lived for a day or so and in that short amount of time managed to have camwhores, lots of posts and a couple of wins. lasted for last than 24 hours, in which its 14-old admins skipped classes and spent all day in front of their moms' computers posting ridiculous content and cheap-cefhcr photos from the local fat whore pretending it was her.

A war was fought between the chans and the AnonIB brchan owner gave up because "teh internet is not serious business". The new BRchan owner got butthurt because the host he paid for with mommy's credit card didn't allow porn and also gave up. In the end, 55chan became the only home for brazilian Anonymii and, with this burden, it dropped its no-weaboo policy while retaining its general focus.

Reborn with 4 moderators, a zero cancer tolerancy policy was instated by unleashing the b&hammer. The chan started slow and improved over time, especially after brchan downfall. k’s advertisement of 55chan through the web brought some users and mods, most of them were his AIDS friends. Due to users' demand, on December, the moderation made its policy lighter, and the chan started to flourish, having over 35000 users on peak time, according to its counter.

[edit] The Staff

Its current members are:

• k - a jew from Campinas with sexual fetishes for bondage, amputees and Joseph Goebbels
• Kobus - k's dickmate.
• Reich - A christian democrat
• Supertata - Forgot the way back to kitchen.
• Zipi - an underage furfag from Cabo Verde who plays with his Wii everyday.

[edit] Users

Always trying to be internet tough guys, easily trollable. Whenever they're not shouting memes like horny 16 year old girls, they're talking about 55chan's absolute dick suckage and how much of a failure in life they are. Basically, users are whining emo kids who use said imageboard as a way to try to look cool, as an alternative to waste time at work, or in desperation to find a sex partner. Period.

[edit] Memes

Half of them are from VT and the other 90% are from brazilian Uncyclopedia or UOL Forums.

[edit] Wordfilters

These are the known wordfilters:

• Foda -> Fornicação
• Foda-se -> Fornique-se
• Preto -> Judeu
• Negro -> Hebraico

[edit] Gallery

Pasquale, the grammar God.	Ricaço Jews, who sold Uncle Scrooge East Germany.	A respectiful and lovely way to call a moderator.	EFG is brazilian.
mimimi~	mïmïmï

[edit] Boards

• VIP
  • /b/ - Random
  • /c/ - Copypasta

• Discussion
  • /an/ - Weaboo
  • /dr/ - Drinks
  • /jo/ - Games
  • /pc/ - Computers and Tech
  • /pol/ - Corruption
  • /pseudo/ - High IQ
  • /mil/ - Pax Brasiliana
  • /tv/ - Series and TV Series

• Et cetera
  • /de/ - Oekaki
  • /fla/ - Flash (Upload)
  • /gif/ - Animooted Gifs
  • /mi/ - Media
  • /q/ - 55chan's /r/

• Loveeeee
  • /pron/ - Consensual Heterosexual Intercourse
  • /rsrs/ - Amateur
  • /vid/ - Videos
  • /fr/ - Fucked up shit
  • /h/ - Hentai

• Hidden Boards
  • /staff/ - Moderator's Corner
  • /pedo/ - See Pee

[edit] See Also

• Niggers
• Brazil
• Fail
• Niggers
• Newfag

[edit] External Links

• 55chan
• Proof of 55chan's popularity