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5chan

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5chan
Foundation January 21 2004
Major Boards Furry board
Epic Wins One of the first, if not the first, major 4chan "sister" sites, first *chan to solicit a furry board (not an epic win, more an "achievement" of sorts).
Website Former link to 5chan, now dead.

5chan was an offshoot of 4chan created in January 2004 by a former user of 4chan who had an argument with mootykins. It was unlike most normal chan imageboards in that it did not use the futaba image board software, and as a result suffered from frequent site crashes and slow load times. It attempted to cater to many kinds of sexual fetishes by having a stupendous amount of different boards, most notably, a furry board, which no other *chan at the time had catered to, but ultimately ended up failing for generally not being as no-holds barred and chaotic as 4chan.

[edit] Gain/Fall In Popularity

BarnacleEd -- 5chan's original creator
BarnacleEd -- 5chan's original creator

5chan did not really gain any popularity until 4chan died for a 4th time in 2004 due to moot running out of the money and a huge raid from the GNAA. These events were multiplied when 4chan's now-non existent /l/ board caused the Paypal donations account to be locked, thus forcing nearly all subsequent donations to require the use of a credit card. The internet police don't like pedophiles).

As a result, many of the 4channers moved to 5chan, expecting a 4chan clone. Instead, they got a /b/ which they could not flood with the old memes. If they did they would get b&. They were also greeted with a furry board, and a shitty substitute for futaba that was not only ugly but slow. It was also affiliated with Hentaikey, giving 5chan the feel of one of a pay-per-view hentai site with really shit content, like the "Yuri and Friends" doujins that everyone has read already, and "CLICK HERE FOR MORE HOT ANIME SLUTS" plastered all over the site. In other words, shit.

5chan's problem was that it was too user-friendly. It did not have the same massive faggotry and chaos that 4chan did, and that upset the 4chan users. Most of them jumped ship to iichan/idlechan (now a collection of hosted futaba-based boards known as Wakachan), a a board run by Thock, which was originally intended to be a "placeholder" board for 4chan until it's return.

[edit] Gay Rivalry and Stuff

A bitchfest ensued between the 2 *chans (not helped by the fact Thock and Zabadab, 5chan's second owner, both hated each other's guts). Iichan generally maintained the upper hand due to a larger userbase and frequent DDoS attacks on 5chan (which Thock claimed was not the doing of iichan users). However, iichan's Paypal account, with $540 worth of donations, was suddenly locked, suspected to be the work of Zabadab.

Thock was pretty pissed off at this, and proceeded to act like all real men do and had an INTERNET ARGUMENT with Zabadab. This eventually resulted in 5chan being taken down in August of 2004 after Zabadab had a huge period. 5chan returned 1 month later, but Zabadab had a tiff with his bum chums at Hentaikey, and the site went down a month later. A few returns were attempted, but because of the site's dangerously high levels of furfaggotry, it was never possible.

5chan is part of a series on the *Chans

Important People: Anonymous - /b/tards - Ian - Internet Vigilante Group - Kirtaner - Marcab Confederacy - Moot - Nigras - Shii - W. T. Snacks - Symbion
The Chans: 2chan - 4chan - 5chan - 7chan - 8chan - 12chan - 78chan - 315chan - 420chan - 711chan - Fchan - Fapchan - Wakachan - Krautchan - not4chan - AnonIB - Britchan - Desuchan - List of *chan boards - Wikichan - BBWChan
Popular Boards: /b/ - /i/ - /k/ - /n/ - /po/ - /r9k/ - /s/ - /v/ - /x/
Attention Whores: Acky-chan-cray - afro-chan - Almost-Chan - Anonynurse - Anonymous Borg - Anton - Aru - Balloonpoppop - Boochan - Bradman - Chin-chan - Chris-chan - Crabchan - Cracky-chan - Drawbunny-chan - Epic win girl - Gang of Four - Holy Grail - Line Trap - Loli-chan - Lorf - Manatee-chan - Martini-chan - Mudkipchan - Nerdy-chan - Nintendo-chan - Oldchan - Rat-Chan - Reverse trap chan - Sparto - Splongcat - Stoner-chan - Sub-chan - Trap-kun - Togi-chan - Uncle Anon - Up-Chan - V-Chan
Victims: Applemilk1988 - Bill Mitchell - Chris Forcand - Crystal Shinkle - Douglas L Payne Jr - Drawball - Dylan Tnga - Ernest Peters - GoddessMine - Habbo Hotel - Hal Turner - Jake Brahm - Jarrad Willis - klutzypriss07 - Linksys - Marbleman - Megachiropetra69 - NBC.com Forums - Poeticirony - Prof. NohmNohmz - Sweeteva -Scientology - Smugfag - StileNet - TrainerTony - Trey Burba - Windeh - teenchatcenter.com - XxPrincessPunkxx
Mortal Enemies: Alex Wuori - Angyl - CeLe - Fox News - GayDiamond - Scientology - XyriX
Events: April Furs Day - The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006 - 4chan fgt hat day - /b/-day - /b/space Day - The Great Chan Death of January 2007 - The Great Re/b/oot - The Great Habbo Raid of July 2007 - The Fox Hunt - ZonDay - The Great Em/b/assy Security Leak of 2007 - The Caturday Nap - The Chemo That Is Curing /b/ - The Caturday Revival - brb, compromised - Bring Back Snack Campaign - PROJECT CHANOLOGY - DAS TROLLPARADIES - The Epilepsy Foundation Raid of March 2008 - 4chan.js - Old /b/ Day
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