711chan
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| Foundation | November 11, 2007 |
| Major Boards | /b/, /i/, /lulz/, /nig/, /h4ck/ |
| Epic Wins | Being a refuge from 4chan, arguably faster than 7chan (maybe for like one day), |
| Website | 711chan.org |
711chan, created by jewlion and home of the /i/nsurgents, was an alternative to 7chan and 420chan, containing mostly refugees from the the cancer killing /b/. Some 15 year old faggot called plasma somehow managed to get an admin spot next to jewlion, but no one cares about him, which he whines about in irc daily.
711chan claimed to be a haven from modfaggotry and promised to be fair on all matters of chan life (e.g. bans, who gets mod, etc.). In keeping with this trend, admins and mods decided to dedicate every Wednesday to modfaggotry, dubbing it Modfaggotry Wednesday. In the past, Modfaggotry Wednesday has involved partyhard css, banning everyone everywhere, 10+ stickies, rotating penises flying around the pages and up to 60% more Howler. The definition of Wednesday will be decided by the 711chan staff.
711chan is now closed to everyone who isn't already a 711channer. So if you're from 4chan, gtfo!!! In fact, this applies to anyone with a sense of humour that can be best defined as "xD random", and everyone who has yet to grow pubic hair. We don't want your sort around here. Go die in a fire.
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History
711chan got it's first large rush of users during the general November 2007 drama fest of 7chan, which included the event known as Pocky Day and Lorf madness. It was the main refuge for true oldfag /b/tards, and continued to open itself up for all those in need of a safehouse.
711chan was also fairly popular due to it's /i/ board. /i/ belongs to 711chan again. 420chan no longer links there.
As of March 1st, 2008, 711chan was proud to consider itself one of the major chans. It continued to grow at a substantial rate until the summer server outages.
Summer 2008 Fail
From June 7th, 2008 to early July 2008, 711chan was owned by its growing user base, as explained by Plasma on the 16th, 9 days after the servers collapsed.
| —plasma - ;_; |
Due to jewlion's refusal to give up his jewgolds for the good of 711chan, the userbase dug deep into their moms' purses and managed to provide the $150 needed to get a new server. A new server was ordered June 24th, 2008.
Current Fail
In mid November 2008 the site again collapsed like a fag's immune system under the weight of too much AIDS. The site now gives a generic "unavailable or too busy" message... for the 100th time.
UPDATED FAIL
In the early hours of June 11, 2009, moralfags from 4chan expressed their evolved levels of cancer and fail by initiating a shitty ddos on 711chan when a video of a drowning cat was discovered on the front page, which had been there for weeks.
Sean
Rather than going with the normal "Anonymous" theme, 711chan has chosen Sean as the forced identity of /b/. It originated from an old 711chan IRC mod/user/overall faggot who went by the nick "vanilla" (though his MySpace revealed his real name: Sean). Sean was a huge scenefag as well as being 15, and after some IRC drama with SIMBA, left the site during it's early days in a fit of rage, and was never heard of or seen again. This even made the general userbase shit their pants in fits of laughter and resulted in the forced idea of Seanonymous on /b/. This has also lead to the birth of several new memes such as "Shut up Sean." He is generally missed as he was the go-to scapegoat and punching bag for anything not related to plasma's drunkenness or jewlion's lovable greediness.
Chanology - The Inception
Sit down children, and hear my tale, of how the least cancer ridden *chan on the nets turned to AIDS and fail.
Sometime in January 2008, a thread turned up on 711chan's /i/ board, calling for a DDoS raid on Scientology. This had been suggested and denied numerous times since the inception of 711chan back in late 2007, but due to attention focused on Scientology regarding some Tom Cruise vid, 711channers just said "lol, y not," and a successful raid occurred, taking down the Scientology website. Due to the massive rush received from fucking around with a mafia-like organization, a few more DDoS attacks took place in the weeks proceeding, taking down the main site and a few other Scientology related sites.
The Escalation
Now a large part of the lulz obtained from any raid is generated by the raidee whining and raging at the raiders Hal Turner style, until after weeks of elongated and elevated harassment, they admit defeat and submit to the every whims of the raiders, losing a large amount of respect in their community (also Hal Turner style). Perhaps guessing this may be the motive, Scientology remained tight lipped. Every media source questioning them about the attacks was answered with their default answer to questions regarding the Tom Cruise vid. Far from refusing to talk about the attacks, they refused to acknowledge their existence, and the existence of everyone asking about them. In an effort to make Scientology speak about the attacks; the raiders escalated the DDoS attacks to a regular basis, and phone bombing and black faxing took place, forcing many machines to be turned off, and call centers to be shut down. By this time, the raid was starting to receive media attention. News sources including The Orlando Times and BBC News dedicated surprisingly large articles to the DDoS attacks, and hilariously started referring to the attackers as hackers, Fox News style.
The Attention Whores and Moralfags
It should be remembered that most of the work was not carried out by 711channers. g00ns played a part, with d3f irccoping the DDoS attacks, and 4channers were informed of the raid and directed towards the 711chan raid link and irc room. Needless to say, this attracted an enormous amount of newfags and general failures, native to 4chan, but foreign to 711chan. Post quality suffered, whilst traffic jumped from 420chan levels to 7chan levels. And in a move that can only be construed as either drunkenness or temporary insanity, the 711channers and 4chan visitors went looking for /b/lackup in formally mocked and ridiculed corners of the internet. MySpace and Facebook being the main recruiting areas. As expected, the motive for Chanology changed. Suddenly the original shits and giggles motive was changed to one of OMG SCIENTOLOGY IS AN EVIL CULT WTF SERIOUS BUSINESS. A video appeared on YouTube, declaring that "Anonymous" would destroy the Church Of Scientology for the good of humanity. The media latched onto this like flies onto a rotting corpse, and started reporting on the "vigilante hackers bringing down an evil cult." It is likely that the media were well aware that this was not the case. But since Scientology was such a hot topic, and Scientologists had fucked over most of the big media numerous times, they whored their journalistic integrity for views and revenge. As a result of the absolutely overwhelming and over-reactionary media attention, many more newfags flocked to 711chan, hoping to become shady web vigilantes. Traffic quintupled, and the original 711channers were outnumbered. The phrase "This is not win until we get media attention" was adopted as the Chanology slogan. Pinning down the turn from internet hate machine into internet attention machine (would later turn into the irl hug machine, then the internet doodle machine). On the advice of Mark Bunker, The internet action was abandoned, and then vilified as immoral. The decision was taken by the moralfags and attention whores to turn Chanology into a peaceful irl protest. It is shameful to say that many original 711channers (including myself) got caught up in this, and found themselves supporting the protests, and echoing the new morality based motives for attacking Scientology, forgetting the original shits and giggles motive.
The /b/acklash
Many 711channers, mostly tired of the dedication of 711chan to Chanology, and the cancer received due to it, got on irc and asked jewlion to ban talk of Chanology from 711chan, and ban all of the failures supporting it. Jewlion refused, on the grounds that he believed Chanology would end before long, and he wanted to maintain his image as godly figure who can do no wrong. Also he remained loyal to the original 711chan oath, that there would be no modfaggotry, and little banning. But as a mark of how much he and the rest of the admins hated Chanology and all the cancer it had brought, he banned talk of Chanology from /b/ and /i/, consigning it to the new board /xenu/. This is how it stayed for a few months. Anyone stupid enough to strike up a conversation about Chanology outside /xenu/, would be banned. This didn't however, stop the chanologists from going to /b/ and /i/ and started cancer filled threads, unrelated to Chanology. /i/nsurgents became very hostile to /xenu/, and the faggots that lurked within. But nothing happened until months later, when /i/ was transported to not420chan, a website joined with 420chan, and as a result 420chan admin sparto was given mod on all of 711chan. 420channers were the first to express disdain for Chanology, so it was obvious that shit was gonna fly. Sparto and some other 711chan mod went to /xenu/ and created a sticky declaring that /xenu/ was a hive of cancer, and would thus be purged. Everyone who posted in /xenu/ was permabanned, and all around it was declared that maybe Sparto wasn't such a cunt after all. Unfortunately, jewlion returned and brought /xenu/ back to its original state a few hours after, but the blow had already been struck. Moralfags and Attention whores, noticing the all around positive reaction to the banning spree, accepted that they weren't welcome, and fucked off back to fourchannels and immigrated to freechannels /i/. Soon after, Jewlion removed the link to /xenu/, and a few weeks later the entire board was deleted, leaving Chanology talk completely banned from 711chan. The cancer that was Chanology raged for over 100 days on 711chan, and stretched across two seasons. By the time it finished, 711chan had been a Chanology chan for over half of its lifespan, and was broken by the cancer.
The Chan Cold War
Chanology did not end with /xenu/ being deleted. If anything, it got stronger, and more insolent. Enturbulation.org became the new Chanology stronghold. A site despised, even by other protestfags, for its disgusting moralfaggotry. And with the moralfags separated from the 711channers, an effective war could finally be raged. not420channers set off destroying and obscuring the advertisements left on drawball by the moralfags, and a few moralfags began (ineffectively) trolling not420chan threads. Due to the moralfags and oldfags knowing each others tactics, a normal flood, ddos or trolling would be useless. There were moralfag spies in not420chan, and oldfag spies in enturbulation, Neither could make a move, or prepare a DDOS or flood, as it would immediately be reported and retaliation would be issued. This left each side performing small attacks, by either individuals or small groups gathered in private. Noteable events include the dropping of Mark Bunker's dox (by me :D) on not420chan, 711chan and 7chan, leading to a massive phone bombing. (Mark Bunker Dissapeared from YouTube for a bit after this). The same thing happened to Magoo, a former crack whore and friend of Fatty Bunker. After not420chan disappeared, and /i/ was returned to 711chan, the final blow was struck. Seeing as enturbulation is a vbulletin forum, rather than an anonymous image board, the users were forced to use aliases. 711channers used these to find MySpace accounts, names, and finally dox. Dox were sold to Scientology at $10 a name and address, and Scientologists dropped dox on the moralfags during the protests. So much for calling yourself anonymous eh? Soon after this, Plasma banned all mention of Chanology from 711chan. Which means no more raiding Enturb, and no mentioning Chanology full stop. The attitude is much like post-Nazi Germany. You talk about Chanology, you get banned. You talk in a supportive manner about Chanology, you get permabanned. And with this, the saga that stretched over three seasons, and came to define 711chan, came to and end. That is the story of Chanology kids. Now gb2/bed.
BobTehHobo
One day while jewlion was off counting his jewgolds, a faggot decided to donate 140 jewgolds to 711chan. This made jewlion orgasm right where he stood and he gave BobTehHobo modship. A couple days later, everyone found out that BobTehHobo was one of the biggest weeaboo gaiafags ever to grace the internet and much lulz began as everyone milked him for all the fail that he was. To this day he still stands as the current lolcow of 711chan, worse than Howler's constant yiffing of the servers which is often the cause of the frequent downtime.
A Limerick
There once was a newfag named Sean Who tried to be a 711chan Anon. "RON PAUL BEE" he quoth And was canned for this roast And went back to the fags at four chon.
List of Boards
With all the server and host faggotry, the DB's ended up getting lost. So everything had to be remade from scratch. Expect all the boards to be back once plasma fixes up the off-loading system. Which can almost be described as three drunk clowns juggling two dozen flaming shitting dick nipples.
Good Shit
- /b/ - Random - Your average random board... with a few perks. For example, floating dicks.
- /lulz/ - Bastardization of Lol - MODFAGGOTRY GALORE! and some Moosiac compliments from Zerochan
- /nig/ - NIGS - 4 LYF
- /po/ - Pictures only - srs.
- /board/ - Requests - Ask for new boards here.
- /test/ - Super seekret mod test board - Shouldn't even be a public board too be honest, i guess you can come and laugh at mods failing HTML and other such lulz
Imageboards
- /711/ - 711 - FOOD, DRINK, AND SITE DISCUSSION!
- /dw/ - Doing it Wrong - This board is full of gaiafags.
- /g/ - Tycho's Bar - All sorts of Halo fanboys used to gather here to discuss how they make up for their lack of a life.
- /int/ - Intellectuals - A discussion board for the intellectual channer.
- /os/ - Operating System - Flame wars and trolling everywhere.
- /rage/ - RAGE - RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
- /vd/ - Venereal Disease - board discussing the wonders of unprotected sex
- /wp/ - Wall Paper - for the connoisseur of fine desktops
- /x/ - Paranormal - Weird shit
Hackerboards
- /!/ - Counter Insurgency, GUISE I HERD THIS CHON CALLED 711CHAN WAS LIKE POSTING COLORS ON A FORUM AND LIEK WE CANNOT STAND THAT AMIRITE, REVOLT!
- /ex/ - Exploit - Where people shared exploits and hopefully sometime, some 0 day shit
- /h4ck/ - HACKERS ON STEROIDS - general hacking discussion. Newfags were encouraged to lurk here.
- /i/ - Invasions - One of the few invasion boards, and to top it off it's pretty win. (now this is funny!)
- /sc/ - Scripts - Where skiddies ripped stuff straight from milw0rm and h4ck-y0u.
/xenu/ - CoS - Enkindlers shit. full of aids and failRemoved due to retards, moralfags, and drama.- /troll/ - WBs bride - Cross at your own peril
- /tp/ - Trolling Pics - Gore galore
Pornboards
- /dr/ - Drawn Pornography - weeaboos fapping to 2d objects? wtf? 8===D
- /fet/ - Fetish - For all your fucked up pornographic needs.
- /jb/ - Jailbait - Teen models, non-nude
- /loli/ - Delicious Cake - Lolicon (in reality a replacement for 12chan's /girl/)
- /p/ - Everything Porn - A mix of all porn boards.. in one!
Drugboards
- /smoke/ - Marijuana and other Smokables - fuck yeah, weed.
711chan Staff
Administrators:
- DaftWally
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inky_Quit to become a full time hax0r - jewlion
- Nigga
- apu
- faggot
- internets
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syense(Lol, hes dead now (EPIC CAR CRASH LOL), proving, once again that having anything to do with 711chan will kill you.) - tycho
- v
- WB
IRC operators:
Moderators:
- animal - All Boards
- Dart27 - All Boards
- grinman - All Boards
- Howler (huge faggot) - All boards
- ItsNotLupus - All Boards
- kineticturtle - All Boards
- Legion - All Boards
- Levo75 - /test/, /b/, /int/, /dw/, /po/, /os/, /lulz/, /g/
- lolihaetfire - All Boards
- LolwutPear - All Boards
- Lulzwhut - All Boards
- Matty - All Boards
- msgmcmuffin - All Boards
- RoFLKOPTr - All Boards
- slowbro - All Boards
- SPARTAAA - All Boards
- Strus - All Boards
- Testament - All Boards
- Vanadis - /test/, /b/, /RAGE/, /jb/, /g/, /smoke/
711chan Memes
- Shut up Sean
- EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN' EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN' EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN' EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN' EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN'
- Tycho has a flashing bar
- 5
- I'M READY TO ROCK
- Planes crash, we laugh
- apocalypse
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Oh thank Heaven, for 7/11! - lulzy YouTube of a psychedelic 1960's ad for 7/11. See also: EMBASSY BREADNot a meme - ^^ Now if I understand your problem You have some pains in the head I prescribe a local 711 store for some Aspirin and Embassy Bread
- A TURTWIG!!!
- BOB IS BOSS
- Epic Tortilla Guy
- gb2 bed howler
- SAVAGE NEGRO BEAST
- OCTOFUCKER POTATO CANNON
- WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT
- GB2/bed/HOWLER
- MODS=
GODSPRINCESSES - Schnappi
- don't be such a LordKat
It has also been noted that 711chan is home to some of the lulziest wordfilters on teh interwebz.
711chan 0wned
Last Thursday Plasma decided it would be a great idea to install a random program he received in an email to his goddamn windows installation. I mean, he is only the administrator of the 711chan, a site loved by all and hated by none, who could possibly want to hurt 711chan? So it turned out it was a keylogger sent by a bunch of skiddy Romanians, who then proceeded to own the shit out of 711chan, with more than a little help from Plasma (he forgot about installing the suspicious program, and proceeded to re-enter the servers root password and the password to his fucking backups before removing the keylogger, causing absolute ruination). The reasons for the hacking ended up being that The Regime was all emo cuz the media was reporting on 711chan as hackers during the Chanology debacle, while they were forced to live in their deserved obscurity. There gime suffers from a bad case of unwarranted self importance and delusions of grandeur; they think they are hackers despite the fact that all they can do is keylog people, and seeing as Plasmas dedi was about as fuckable as Swiss cheese, any half competent hacker would have been able to own them, as Kirtaner and ZFO later showed.
Aftermath
Soon after the ownage, g00ns revealed that The Regime were rivals of g00ns, and had only attacked 711chan in order to get to the g00ns. They were far too skiddy to go for the g00ns, seeing as all they can do is keylog people, so they went for 711chan instead. g00ns owned the shit out of them a bit later, and dropped dox on the skiddy faggots.
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 HURRRRRRRRRRR |
Technical difficulties
711chan has built up a reputation for being the worst site on the internet in regards to downtime. In the months after its inception, 711chan would be down for a few days, every other day; Which meant that the downtime would occasionally overlap, leading to black holes forming in the desert, and many people dividing by zero. It went a little bit like this.
1 711chan /i/ raids people, and puts up personal info,
2 Raidees complain to 711chans hosts after some newfag breaks rules 1 + 2,
3 Hosts null route 711chan,
4 711chan admins complain to their hosts hosts,
5 hosts hosts bitch at the hosts and force them to un-null route 711chan,
6 wash, rinse and repeat
happens less nowadays, but still happens.
Of course, this has made them the very first victim of the Raidchan faggots during the Chanapocalypse
Current faggotry
Scrubs vs. 711
In late April or possibly early May, 711chan's host server's defenses were overrun by authorities. Apparently someone had posted a video of a foreigner drowning a cat; the rest of the story somehow involves 711chan's former datacenter, a detective, and Canada. The site was down for a good month before a simple "lol brb" was all that accompanied a visit to the domain. 711chan was fully restored in June; no one cared and life went on for countless neckbeards everywhere.
Normally 711chan would be respectfully ignored by most of the internet, but upon its return the Mods -in a spurt of whimsical rebellion!- decided to devote a section of the front page to the aforementioned feline aquatics. This proceeded to shock and appall a visiting moralfag/newfag from 4chan who then sauntered out to muster an army to confront this evil. Like always, it seems their best ideas stem from that golden web 1.0 mantra of pingin mah command promt. It is not known if anyone really cared about or noticed what effects they might have had; in fact they could still be trying as you read this.
- UPDATE 06/15/09******
4chan takes on 711chan as what seems to be the most epic battle of the century, DDoS happen, websites are fucked, the two /i/ boards belonging to 888chan and 711chan decide to band together as one-wait, wat?
See Also
External Links
- 711chan.org
- 711chan IRC
711chan.orgdead (not711chan)- (dead lol, might be back up)
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