711chan
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| Foundation | November 11, 2007 |
| Major Boards | /b/, /i/, /lulz/, /nig/, /h4ck/ |
| Epic Wins | refuge from 4chan, faster than 7chan, |
| Website | 711chan.org |
711chan, created by jewlion, was an alternative to 7chan, and 420chan, containing mostly refugees from the the cancer killing /b/, best known as newfags. Some 15 year old faggot called plasma somehow managed to get an admin spot next to jewlion. But no one cares about him. Which he whines about in irc daily.
711chan claimed to be a haven from modfaggotry and promised to be fair on all matters of chan life (ie bans, who gets mod, etc). In keeping with this trend, admins and mods decided to dedicate every Wednesday to modfaggotry; Aka, Modfaggotry Wednesday. In the past, Modfaggotry Wednesday has involved partyhard css, banning everywhere, 10+ stickies, rotating penises flying around the pages and up to 60% more Howler.
After becoming overwhelmed by its popularity and shutting down for several weeks in June 2008, 711chan has recently re-opened with more powerful servers and welcomes all oldfags and /i/nsurgents.
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[edit] History
711chan got it's first large rush of users during the general November 2007 drama fest of 7chan, which included the event known as Pocky Day and Lorf madness. It was the main refuge for true oldfag /b/tards, and continued to open itself up for all those in need of a safehouse.
711chan was also fairly popular due to it's /i/ board. On January 29th, 2008, an agreement was reach between jewlion and Sparto to merge 711 /i/ with Kirtaner's customized software, creating a centralized home for /i/nsurgents and hopefully a new era of peace. /i/ belongs to 711chan again. 420chan no longer links there
As of March 1, 2008, 711chan was proud to consider itself one of the major chans. It continues to grow at a substantial rate. The staff was always open to suggestions on how to make the site better, and you can contact them by getting on IRC, which can be found on the partyvan network in #711chan.
[edit] He's Dead, Jim!
On the 7th of June 2008, 711chan was owned by its growing user base, explained Plasma on the 16th, 9 days after the servers collapsed. "The reason we are unable to provide the site right now is because mysqld is unable to run fast enough with all the queries we get. i have been tracking access, and we get over 7k hits an hour. that's not a lot compared to some sites, but for us, that's massive. therefore, this vps we are currently on will not hold us any longer." The site simply displays a 404 error on a blank page.
Not only this, but the admins do not have the jewgold to keep the site up. And like the dirty yids they are, are trying to whore money from their users. This is odd, as we all know that jewlion has a huge stash of jewish gold hidden deep within his temple.
[edit] Update
Due to jewlion's refusal to give up his jewgolds for the good of 711chan, The userbase dug deep into their mum's purses and managed to provide the $150 needed to get a new server. A new server was ordered a few days ago (24th June 2008), but it hasnt arrived yet. Sean has become very impatient and migrated to other chans. Thus 711chans userbase is all but gone with the exception of the sheeple that still liek to suck jewlion and plasma's dicks on #711chan.LOL NEVERMIND
[edit] Update 2
As of early July 2008 711chan is back online at 711chan.org.
The old not711chan.org server is dead so don't go there unless you liek 404.
^^disregard i suck cocks
[edit] Sean
Rather than going with the normal 'Anonymous' theme, 711chan has chosen Sean as the forced identity of /b/. It originated from an old 711chan IRC mod/user/overall faggot who went by the nick "vanilla" (though his myspace revealed his real name: sean),who was a huge scenefag as well as being 15, and after some IRC drama, left the site during it's early days in a fit of rage, and was never heard of or seen again. This even made the general userbase shit their pants in fits of laughter and resulted in the forced idea of Seanonymous on /b/. This has also lead to the birth of several new memes such as Shut up Sean. He is generally missed as he was the go-to scapegoat and punching bag for anything not related to plasma's drunkenness or jewlion's lovable greediness.
[edit] BobTehHobo
One day while jewlion was off counting his jewgolds, a faggot decided to donate 140 jewgolds to 711chan. This made jewlion orgasm right where he stood and he gave BobTehHobo modship. A couple days later, everyone found out that BobTehHobo was one of the biggest weeaboo gaiafags ever to grace the internet and much lulz began as everyone milked him for all the fail that he was. To this day he still stands as the current lolcow of 711chan, worse than Howler's constant yiffing of the servers which is often the cause of the frequent downtimes.
[edit] List of Boards
With all the server and host faggotry, the DB's ended up getting lost. So everything had to be remade from scratch. Expect all the boards to be back once plasma fixes up the off-loading system. Which can almost be described as three drunk clowns juggling two dozen flaming shitting dick nipples.
[edit] Good Shit
- /b/ - Random - Your average random board... with a few perks. For example, floating dicks.
- /bbs/ - Big Bad syense - For teh 1337 channers only.
- /lulz/ - Bastardization of Lol - MODFAGGOTRY GALORE! and some Moosiac compliments from Zerochan
[edit] Imageboards
- /dw/ - Doing it Wrong - This board was full of gaiafags.
- /g/ - Tycho's Bar - All sorts of Halo Fanboys used to gather here to discuss how they make up for their lack of a life.
- /int/ - Intellectuals - A discussion board for the intellectual channer.
- /os/ - Operating System - Flame wars and trolling everywhere.
- /rage/ - RAGE - RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
- /vd/ - Venereal Disease - board discussing the wonders of unprotected sex
- /wea/ - Weather - New Orleans, lol (is this funny at all?)
- /x/ - Paranormal - Weird shit
[edit] Hackerboards
- /ex/ - Exploit - Where people shared exploits and hopefully sometime, some 0 day shit
- /h4ck/ - HACKERS ON STEROIDS - general hacking discussion. Newfags were encouraged to lurk here.
- /i/ - Invasions - One of the few invasion boards, and to top it off it's pretty win. (now this is funny!)
- /sc/ - Scripts - Where skiddies ripped stuff straight from milw0rm and h4ck-y0u.
/xenu/ - CoS - Enkindlers shit. full of aids and failRemoved due to retards, moralfags, and drama.- /troll/ - Trolls - Discussing, explaining, or just general trolling.
[edit] Uploadboards
/t/ - Torrents - A high-tech way to share porn.Gone after The Regime faggotry.
[edit] Pornboards
- /dr/ - Drawn Pornography - weeaboos fapping to 2d objects? wtf? 8===D
- /fet/ - Fetish - For all your fucked up pornographic needs.
- /jb/ - Jailbait - Advanced lolicon
- /loli/ - Delicious Cake - Lolicon (in reality a replacement for 12chan's /girl/)
- /p/ - Everything Porn - A mix of all porn boards.. in one!
[edit] Drugboards
- /smoke/ - Marijuana and other Smokables - fuck yeah, weed.
[edit] 711chan Staff
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[edit] 711chan Memes
- Shut up Sean
- EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN' EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN' EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN' EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN' EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN'
- Tycho has a flashing bar
- 5
- I'M READY TO ROCK
- Planes crash, we laugh
- apocalypse
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Oh thank Heaven, for 7/11! - lulzy YouTube of a psychedelic 1960's ad for 7/11. See also: EMBASSY BREADNot a meme - ^^ Now if I understand your problem You have some pains in the head I prescribe a local 711 store for some Aspirin and Embassy Bread
- A TURTWIG!!!
- Epic Tortilla Guy
- gb2 bed howler
- SAVAGE NEGRO BEAST
- OCTOFUCKER POTATO CANNON
- WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT
- GB2/bed/HOWLER
- MODS=
GODSPRINCESSES
It has also been noted that 711chan was home to some of the lulziest wordfilters on teh interwebz.
[edit] 711chan 0wned
Last Thursday Plasma decided it would be a great idea to install a random program he recieved in an email to his goddam windows installation. I mean, he is only the administrator of the 711chan, a site loved by all and hated by none, who could possibly want to hurt 711chan? So it turned out it was a keylogger sent by a bunch of skiddy Romanians, who then proceeded to own the shit out of 711chan, with more than a little help from Plasma (he forgot about installing the suspicious program, and proceeded to re-enter the servers root password and the password to his fucking backups before removing the keylogger, causing absolute ruination). The reasons for the hacking ended up being that The Regime was all emo cuz the media was reporting on 711chan as hackers during the chanology debacle, while they were forced to live in their deserved obscurity. Theregime suffers from a bad case of unwarrented self importance and delusions of grandeur; they think they are hackers despite the fact that all they can do is keylog people, and seeing as Plasmas dedi was about as fuckable as swiss cheese, any half competant hacker would have been able to own them, as Kirtaner and ZFO later showed.
[edit] Aftermath
Soon after the ownage, g00ns revealed that The Regime were rivals of g00ns, and had only attacked 711chan in order to get to the g00ns. They were far too skiddy to go for the g00ns, seing as all they can do is keylog people, so they went for 711chan instead. g00ns owned the shit out of them a bit later, and dropped dox on the skiddy faggots.
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[edit] Technical difficulties
711chan has built up a reputation for being the worst site on the internet in regards to downtime. In the months after its inception, 711chan would be down for a few days, every other day; Which meant that the downtime would occasionally overlap, leading to black holes forming in the desert, and many people dividing by zero. It went a little bit like this.
1 711chan /i/ raids people, and puts up personal info,
2 Raidees complain to 711chans hosts after some newfag breaks rules 1 + 2,
3 Hosts null route 711chan,
4 711chan admins complain to their hosts hosts,
5 hosts hosts bitch at the hosts and force them to un-null route 711chan,
6 wash, rinse and repeat
happens less nowadays, but still happens.
Of course, this has made them the very first victim of the Raidchan faggots during Chanapocalypse
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