1980s
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The 1980s were a period of time between the years 1967-1993. Your parents and 16 year old girls who weren't even there fap to the decade fondly, even though it was actually ten years of overrated movies and shitty music.
[edit] List of things that happened in the 1980s
- Morrissey invented gayds.
- Ronald Reagan fucked up the Third World.
- Budd Dwyer blew his fucking brains out.
- Internet stalking.
- Boy George had an adventure.
- Danny Elfman sang that Weird Science song.
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles showed kids how to kill each other.
- Nintendo was invented, thereby enabling basement dwellers to spread rumors that some guy spent so long gaming that he died of malnourishment.
- Traci Lords made everyone a pedophile.
- J-pop stopped evolving permanently.
- Animation dropped in quality from entertaining stories to being just shitty toy commercials.
- M*A*S*H made everybody cry!
- Andy Warhol died after gallbladder surgery.
- Metallica were
stillnever metal - Punky Brewster became an early bloomer.
