1990s
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The '90s is a decade that took place from 1993 to 2001 and is currently being bent over and raped with nostalgia by crazy 16-year-old girls as if it happened at least 100 years ago.
The '90s is famous for Mexico winning its independence from famed rapist John Striker and for Kurt Cobain becoming an Guitar Hero.
What happened?
Key events that took place in the '90s:
- George Bush Sr. and Bill Clinton took over the world.
- The internet became really popular.
- Computers became usable and AOL came onto the scene, which caused many faggots to fag up the internet even more. (See above)
- Macs became usable, thus allowing more mac loeving faggots to ruin the internet EVEN MORE. (See above again)
- AIDS was upgraded to v2.6.
- Video games and cartoons were enjoyable.
- Video games became HOELY SHIT DUDE 3D!!!!!!111
- Jesse Spano became addicted to caffeine because there was never enough time.
- lulz was invented.
- Black People in L.A. rioted, creating the inspiration for The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006.
- New Kids on the Block singlehandedly ended the war in Kuwait by turning their music into sweet, sweet oil.
- At Least 100 Jews begin to plot WTC attacks.
- Boybands broke onto the scene, invaded our TV stations and radio waves and steadily spouted ear-raping songs to the world. Boybands such as "Insync" and "The Backstreet Boys" crawled out from under their dark rock of fail into stardom; this resulted in years of fail and a fanbase of 16 year old girls. Their sordid careers eventually failed with the arrival of the 2000s and 4chan. Unfortunately their Aura of gay (AOE was over 9,000) managed to take many virgins with them on their way to hell.
- All members of /b/ were born in this decade
- Glenn Beck allegedly raped and murdered a young girl
 You wanted to be them before you knew what gay was. |
 A vibrator wrapped in a cute red package. |
 Read my lips...I FUCK TURKEYS. |
 Believed to be the inspiration for AIDS. |
 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. |
 This was your idea of good graphics in the 1990s |
 Totally unrepentant. |
