1990s
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[edit] The Decade
The 90's is a decade that took place between the years 1994 and 1998 and is currently being bent over and raped with nostalgia by crazy 16-year-old girls as if it happened at least 100 years ago. This information is false, these years actually occurred last Thursday.
The 90's is famous for Mexico winning it's independence from famed rapist John Striker this decade and for Kurt Cobain becoming An Guitar Hero.
[edit] What happened?
Key events took place in the 90's:
- George Bush senior and Bill Clinton took over the world
- AIDS was upgraded to v2.6
- Video games and cartoons were enjoyable
- Jesse Spano became addicted to caffeine because there was never enough time
- lulz was invented
- Black People in LA rioted, creating the inspiration for The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006
- New Kids on the Block singlehandedly ended the war in Kuwait by turning their music into sweet, sweet oil
- At Least 100 Jews begin to plot WTC attacks.
- Boybands broke onto the scene, invaded our TV stations and radio waves, and steadily spouted ear-raping songs to the world. Boybands such as "Insync" and "The Backstreet boys" crawled out from under their dark rock of fail into stardom; this resulted in years of fail and a fanbase of 16 year old girls. Their sordid careers eventually failed with the arrival of the 2000's, and 4chan. Unfortunately their Aura of gay (AOE was over 9000) managed to take many virgins with them on their way to hell.
 You wanted to be them before you knew what gay was. |
 A vibrator wrapped in a cute red package |
 Read my lips... I FUCK TURKEYS |
 Believed to be the inspiration for AIDS |
 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. |
