ALL CAPS

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PROTIP for reading this page

Anyone can use all caps!

Caps Lock: SERIOUS FUCKING BUISNESS

Typing in All Caps is the awesomest thing EVAR. Just by pressing the the "Caps Lock" button and then proceeding to type normally, you'll soon become noticed by everyone. People will start taking you more seriously OL and you'll soon become an important and respected internets user. They will find everything you say terribly interesting and insightful, members of all genders will want to have sex with you and you'll become extremely good in bed. See left for instructions. NOT ONLY WILL IT DO ALL THESE THINGS AND MORE, IT WILL ALSO MAKE YOU SOUND LIKE SAMUEL JACKSON, JUST LIKE IN HIS MOVIES. AN UNFORTUNATE SIDE EFFECT TO THIS GREAT ADDITIONAL CONDITION, IS YELLING "MOTHER FUCKER", "FUCKING RACISTS", AND "FUCK YOU, NIGGA" OR "BITCH PLEASE".

One of the biggest problems that non-1337 people face when they're trying the All Caps method for the first time is that it might take a while to stop hitting the Shift key accidently.

Commonly used by AOLers in chatrooms, 419 scammers in their emails, and pussy death chain post senders on myspace.

More like, "Ready to shit blood?" Amirite?

CAPS LOCK ASSAULT RIFLE

1 Trivia
2 CAPS LOCK DAY
3 HTML
4 Incorrect usage
5 See Also
6 External links

[edit] Trivia

CAPSLOCK IN ITS NATURAL ENVIRONMENT

ALL CAPS can result from trolling Benoit fans

Doing a google image search for "caps lock is cruise control for cool" finds just one page that's almost entirely hentai.
It's also fun to type in caps lock because when you read it it's like screaming inside a person's head! Power!!
TYPING IN CAPS WILL GIVE YOU AN ERRECTION!
FATMAN SCOOP RAPS IN CAPS LOCK, AND APPEARS TO BE STUCK ON CAPSLOCK IRL.
BARRY SCOTT TYPES IN ALL CAPS (SEE Cillit Bang)
TYPING IN CAPS MAKES YOU ROW FASTER, HELPFUL IF YOUR A ROWER [TOM].
IF IT WERE NOT FOR JESUS BEING A JEW, HE WOULD HAVE TYPED IN ALL CAPS.
INTARNET DRAMA KING SHUT UP AND DIE IS MOST NOTORIOUS FOR TYPING IN ALL CAPS.
TYPING IN ALL CAPS RELATED TO TYPING REGULARLY IN THIS SIMPLE INEQUALITY: ALL CAPS > NOT ALL CAPS
YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS NOT IN ALL CAPS. THIS IS THE GREATEST INTARWEB JEW CONSPIRACY
THERE IS ALSO A LITTLE-KNOWN CULT ABOUT DEATH NOTE: CAPSLOCK DN. THEY SPEND MOST OF THEIR TIME TROLLING ISKETCH FOR THE LULZ. THEY HAVE ONLY ONE RULE "CAPS OR BE KICKED".
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!