AMV
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
AMVs (or anime music videos, if you give a shit) are huge gay droppings left by basement-dwelling faggots on Youtube and the like. Basically, they're music videos made from clips of anime found online with copious amount of stock effects courtesy of their pirated version of Adobe Premiere or Windows Movie Maker by people who are too lazy or untalented to create their own material, let alone knowing of any real art in this disturbing universe. These people are nerdy otaku who feast on the material of other gay jap shits, but in turn produce very little of their own.
The following Prima/Secunda conversation actually happened when someone glanced by Anonymous' laptop:
- IRL Prima: "Oh my god! It's like an Anime/Music video! What is it?
- IRL ParkingSecunda: "An anime music video..."
It is a well known fact that 49% of all AMVs are of Dragonball Z set to Linkin Park's song in the end, while the other 49% are Naruto set to The Matrix soundtrack, and the last 15% are about gay anime buttsex set to They Might be Giants. It's also worth noting that the people responsible for these AMVs have no life because many people would rather not care for what they do than sit back and watch their Azumanga Daioh AMV set to the music of Tiny Tim.
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[edit] AMVS & metal music
Well... this is just a hoax, since otakus dont know metal (thankfully they think slipknot is metal, so dont expect metal on any AMV, NEVER)
| Warning!: If you hate Linkin Park, do not watch AMVs. The next video is always a Linkin Park AMV. No exceptions. |
[edit] How to find an AMV
1. Type in the anime show you had intended to watch in Youtube. (Example: Inuyasha ep 1, or Broly Vs Goku pt 1)
2. Roar in anger and annoyance because instead of watching what you initially intended to watch you are now scrolling through pages of Gay faggot AMVS
[edit] How to create an AMV
- 1. Fail at cutting together random images and video clips from your show of choice.
- 2. Pick your OMG FAVORITE SONG!
- 3. Slap that bitch onto your video.
- 4. MASTERPIECE!
- 5. ????
- 6. PROFIT!
[edit] AMV Fun Facts
- 1. 80% of all Youtube Animes are AMVs.
- 2. All AMVs suck shit. But that's just being very nice.
- 3. The only comments on AMVs are usually "BEST EVER OMG" and "WONDERFULLY WELL DONE!!!". The rest are usually those who repeat the video' name. Like, Naruto video is Naruto video.
- 4. Someone used a Weird Al song for their AMV. I'm going to go watch it. I think it's Dragon Ball Z or Naruto.
[edit] Example of a surprisingly awesome AMV
[edit] Links
- (Note: This site has been having a pledge drive for 2 years now. LaMeRs!)
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