Ass

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Ass is one of the most prized and versatile words in the American language, possessing a whole host of meanings:

1. A person's buttocks; a gathering of fat and muscle (mostly fat) upon which people sit.
2. An "ass" is a type of hoofed mule that is notably lazy and stubborn, related to donkeys and horses. These are most commonly referred to as "those damn Frenchies."
3. The buttocks of animals, the backside of an object, and an indeterminate location far away from one's present location are all referred to as the "ass end." Examples include "the ass end of that horse," "the ass end of my car" and "the ass end of town."
4. An exciting new form of headgear.

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Contents 1 Sexualization and the Ass 2 The Ass in other languages 3 Hobbies involving the ass 4 Outside Links

[edit] Sexualization and the Ass

The most important part of the ass, the asshole is where faggots love teh cock. Other individuals, such as the Ass Monkey, have ass fetishes, and spend countless hours admiring photographs, artwork and depictions of the human ass and cumfarts.

See also: in the ass

[edit] The Ass in other languages

The English add a completely superfluous "r" to the word, in honor of their long history of ass piracy. Thus in their crazy moon-language, ass is written "arse". You should point out their mistake at every opportunity - it's the only way they'll learn.

[edit] Hobbies involving the ass

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