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A RAPE SPIDER

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A RAPE SPIDER APPROACHES
This is A RAPE SPIDER, he has a pen tool.
This is A RAPE SPIDER, he has a pen tool.

A RAPE SPIDER is a being composed of legs, cock, and humping. He is a second cousin twice removed of PEDOBEAR, but is not popular on chan image boards. Instead, he frequents in the ED IRC channel, #ed. was glined well before the great EDIRC shutdown of 2008.

While there are rumors that A RAPE SPIDER has a less violent brother named A HUG SPIDER, this has yet to be verified.

A RAPE SPIDER is related to the Camel Spider, bane of the sand nigger, only through their arachnid heritage. It is believed that A RAPE SPIDER is some type of hybrid web creature that is nested deep within the tubes.

Do not anger the RAPE SPIDER, or else your ass will be hurting, and you will not like it. Please the RAPE SPIDER by making pix.

Origins

A RAPE SPIDER was concockted by the newbile soKevinsays, who is rumored to be a FTM, and closet furfag. He went on a deep spiritual journey of faggotry and lulz. When questioned to why this fursona was created, he responded:


 
 
Well, I was all butthurt cuz in irc, everyone thought sokevinsays was some queer named SonKevin. I did some deep astral projecting and found my spirit animal, which just so happened to be a spider with a bonar :D
 

 

soKevinsays on his furggotry



After this statement was taken, soKevinsays was beaten viciously by OldDirtyBtard for being a furfag, Americunt douchebag.

See Also

Fan Art Gallery

IM IN UR GALLERY ADDING PIX
Add pixplzkthnx to A RAPE SPIDER
Plz to be adding some pix now kthnx. Consult the image selection process for help, or just google up some pix.
Plz remove this notice once there are plenty of pix.



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