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Abner Louima

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In A Nutshell.
In A Nutshell.
Call Roto-Rooter that's the name, and away go troubles down the drain.
Call Roto-Rooter that's the name, and away go troubles down the drain.

Who was Abner Louima? To many he was an Haitian and an hero. But to the men and women of New York's Finest -the NYPD- he was a fucking hot peice of ass and a target for plunger target practice.

All you need to know?

The words:

And that (in the above order) is his contribution to Black History Month.

Louima later sued and received 8 million dollars for his "Suffering" (more like "Pleasuring" amiright?). He now lives in Florida in a plunger-free environment.

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CNN: NYPD officer mistakes Skinny for blocked toilet.

CNN: 30 years with no Internets for cop who admitted sodomizing a "nigger".

New York Times: Justice for Loima; enough money to fill his Grand Canyon.

The whole shebangabang.

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