Achaea
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[edit] Achaea
Created in 1995 by a basement dweller named Matthew Mihaly, CEO of Iron Realms Entertainment, Achaea is the "#1 MUD" according to Top MUD Sites. With a rabid cult-like fanbase of 4000 users, Achaea's homosexuality is quickly spreading across the internets.
[edit] Type of people that play Achaea
- furries (theres a race of cat-people, a race of lizard-people, even races of frog and insect people)
- wapanese
- LARPers
- hippies
- otherkin (the goal of the game is to become a dragon at lvl 99}
- 16 year old girls
- gays
[edit] Trolling Achaea
- Create an account on their forums and post Jack Sparrow spoilers and lolicon. They get extremely offended.
- While playing, use the command "adjustme" (no quotes).
- Talk about IRL topics in-game, such as Football, your new Xbox 360, or your favorite car. They will deem you to be OOC and/or "insane."
[edit] How Achaea Works
Matthew Mihaly decided to pull off the ultimate internets scam -- making people pay irl money for "credits" which buy everything in the game up to and including houses, pets, unique weapons, combat skills and even the ability to tailor your own clothing. This is pretty gay, considering the game is 99.9% text and anyone willing to spend $600 on a sword in a game is a complete fucktard.
[edit] Cost of Credits
The cheapest package is 15 credits for $9.99, the most expensive being 2000 credits at a whopping $579.99. Players of Achaea justify these ridiculous prices by spouting lines such as "bUt itz bettaR th3n bUyiNg cRaCK lolz!". What they don't realise is that if you need to spend your birthday money on a text adventure to avoid smoking crack, you're a fucking moron who needs to die slow.
[edit] Lulz in Achaea?
Due to contrary belief, not ALL Achaeans are faggots. Many of them enjoy spending their time harassing a fellow player who goes by the name 'Carmell'. A few internet memes have also been known to be posted on the Achaea Forums, such as desu and O rly. Controversy also sparked one afternoon when a player under the name of "Cambreed" decided to start his own "Unofficial Forumz", where he posted a number of illegal things including software cracks, naked pictures and irl information on Achaea staff.
Lulz are being kept track of by the Dramachaea website.
[edit] Notable (lol-worthy) players
- Talkaze - Crazy fat 16 year old girl that also happens to want to be a Something Awful goon. She is engaged to an equally disgusting guy who makes less than seven dollars an hour at some dead-end movie theater job while urinating in the popcorn. And Talkaze. She annoys everyone, Achaean or goon, with her endless banter about anime and shit nobody cares about. Particularly lol-worthy are her "debates" on the Achaea forums, where she denies evolution and supports furry rights.
- Lielrae - Crazy, not quite as fat as Talkaze 16 year old girl. Lielrae's claim to fame comes from an mp3 of another Achaean reading her and her long-distance e-boyfriend's horrible cybersex log in funny voices and then the mp3 getting posted in the Achaean forums. While at first she acted cool, she eventually freaked out, threw a hissy fit, and quit Achaea (although most people that "quit" Achaea are like people who "quit" smoking). YTMND of the incident, includes a picture of her and the mp3 of the cybersex log
[edit] Achaea's Administrators
Keeping with the subhuman fantasy land, Achaea has Over 9000 admins who take on the guise of Gods and have their fat,overbloated egos fed by thousands of basement dwellers who are willing to worship stupid admins. For optimum lulz and drama-generation, pretend you are going to ask them a serious question, and then ask them "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood" and watch the shock which rocks the world of the Flawless, intelligent e-personas.
Upon realising Achaea had made him at least 1000000 dollars, Matt decided to pass complete control of Achaea to his azn girlfriend, Maya, whose recent weight spurts are quickly rivaling Girlmecha's.
As of January 11th, 2008, Matt also made the decision to step down as the president of Iron Realms Entertainment to focus on their splinter company Sparkplay Media and its flagship production of furfaggotry, Earth Eternal.
[edit] External links
- Achaea's homepage
- Cambreed's controversial Achaea forums
- Official Achaea forums
- The Dramachaea (DRAMA IN ACHAEA DUH) website
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