Adam Wan

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'Adam Wan or Zaush, as he is known by in the furry fandom these days is a furry porn artist that has made quite a name for himself. It seems that you aren't considered furry if you haven't heard of, or seen his art. Because of his popularity, he has gotten away with rape, price-gouging, and being a furry. As with all fame, it will start to affect the the receiver, and the receiving party will get so full of their self, they believe they can get away with anything. This causes much Wantardation, and lulz.

1 The Porn Drawer
2 Major event
3 Recently
4 CUB DISCUSSION

[edit] The Porn Drawer

Now to get the facts straight, we need to look at his 'history' of drawing. It seems he has been in the fandom and loved drawing for a majority of his life. This is what all artists want you to believe, because they actually are Jewish, and hoarding the money for the second cumming. His creation of gay smut made him even more popular among the furries. With his new ego, and fanbase; Adam made quite a name and profit for himself. Following a major event in his life, he changed his name to 'Zaush', trying to escape from furry drama. This was short-lived, and desiring his fanbase, he put forth more gay porn. Now he's part of some porn comic that's overpriced at around 30 dollars.

Shopped

The truth

[edit] Major event

As with all the popular furries, there is always a couple people that dedicate their lives to spying on them. Adam Wan is no different, and people have dug up information on him multiple times. The first was that Adam is a pedophile, and loves to rape loli. He tries to explain that his girlfriend's character is just short, and not a cub by any standards. This is all a coverup for the secret that they are both pedophiles, like every furry. Plus, when equally fucked up and loljectivist Randroid Jay Naylor supports your explanation, it's case closed.

Before this incident there were fairly legit rumors that Adam Wan raped his ex girlfriend. This however if most likely true and should be treated as fact.

His defense

Pedophilia. Naylor says it's awwwwright.

[edit] Recently

On October 8th, at about 1:30 am, Adam Wan posted an auction for a crappy sculpture he made. Now most artists set a reserve price, because they are too elitist to realize that it isn't worth that much. Adam set his reserve price at 500 dollars. Now, being a popular he refused to sell it for a penny less than that, once again confirming he's a Jew. The sculpture didn't actually sell, and the top bid was 490 dollars. Adam then made a journal stating his disappointment, to which the drama sprung forth. Comments began to flood in within a few minutes of posting the journal, the first being the funniest. About 3 comments down, someone criticizes the price, and Adam lashes out at him. No sooner than that, do his fanboys come to aid him in hopes for scritches and murr. In truth, it is the Adam who is wrong, as his sculpture isn't worth 500 dollars.