Adf-fuensalida

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Warning!: ADF-Fuensalida's response to trolling and flaming is to REPORT ALL TROLLING, so take lots of screencaps or risk losing the lulz forever.

A 23-year-old un-fabulous gender bending HispanicCanadian ASPIE Sasutard with an no sense of fashion whatsoever, ADF-Fuensalida is a TARTlet who has a persecution complex to rival that of Teruchan. Like any good weaboo with strong opinions, ADF likes to draw existing animu characters OOC as soapboxes for his political and GLBT stances. If anyone comments on his attention-whoring ways, he dismisses it loudly in his journal as Republican/White Supremacist/Fundamenatlist Christian hate mail/flames/death threats and insists that McCain supporters and the GOP are after him. Keep dreaming, dumbass. He doesn't seem to grasp that his haters aren't anti-gay/anti-Hispanic/anti-Obama, they're just anti-HIM.

Contents 1 The "Artist" a.k.a. Felicia-hime 1.1 Ko-chan High School 1.2 Ko-chan High School - Prototype for a Seme/Uke Apartheid Government? 2 Relations and Conflicts with Kourine 3 Sasuke-logic 4 ADF-Fuensalida, The Hispano-Fascist 5 ADF's Thoughts on Anonymous 6 Quotable Princess Felicia 7 Canadian? 8 ADF's Unstoppable "Phantom Gang" 9 YouTube Faggotry 10 Responses 11 Trivia 12 Gallery of Rainbows 13 Fanart by and of ZabuKawaii (with a side order of Lemonice) 14 External Links

[edit] The "Artist" a.k.a. Felicia-hime

Felipe, or Felicia as he prefers to be addressed, has been a member of DevianTART for little over two years, but in that period of time has managed to crap out over 1,400 pieces of "art". Despite displaying a lack of anything that resembles skill or variety, he somehow has managed to acquire a gaggle of about 200 or so watchers. Another trait which differentiates Felicia-hime from other fucktards is that he/she is notorious for hiding comments quicker than a ninja. Either that, or he/she just sits at his/her computer and pounds the F5 key all day and all night.

[edit] Ko-chan High School

He dwells in the media of micro-tip pens, pencils, colored pencils, and Crayola/Roseart markers. Felicia-hime loves to draw gay porn, chick sex, OC animu schoolgirls, and cross dressed men. His current OC gay series, Ko-chan High School, will end by February 2009.

“	It would probably go something like this: (I'm not A BIG FAN OF THIS, I DON'T THINK THIS WAY, SO MY APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE.) I would wake up, and pack my essentials, CUFFS, PADDLE, ETC, as well as schoolbooks and stuff. Then, I head to school by subway train, paddle in hand. On campus, I begin my slaughter of butt-whacking with the paddle before the 1st start of the bell. I do my work of course, studying, answering questions, then LUNCH comes. OH YES -- I would go sit next to my victim and steal their lunch, only to entice them into getting mad, so I have a reason of cuffing them to the table, gagging them. School students would watch as always as I whack them on the butt harshly, enjoying to hear their muffled screams of pain. Some people would cheer on. After an hour of torturing them at lunch, the rest of the classes begin. After class, I meet up with a few friends and chat like a normal person and head home. I guess that is how it would go. Again I don't know if that WOULD be it, so forgive me	„
— Kourine, explaining her character, Kourine Narumi role in Ko-chan High School, 17 October 2007

Who is the creator of Kourine Narumi, tries to clarify during the interview that Ko-chan High School is a doujinshi series. Totally fan-made by ADF-Fuensalida and that she has no real role as to contribution to the series, other than permission to draw her various OC characters.

“	Oh...shit. *laughs* I find it amusing since she doesn’t really act like that. And the Yaoi Paddle on her is just something different and to the 'Omake Ko' that you have grown to love ^_^.	„
—Kourine, trying to make sense of Kourine Narumi yaoi paddle nonsense on Ko-chan High School, 17 October 2007

[edit] Ko-chan High School - Prototype for a Seme/Uke Apartheid Government?

Some people even believe that one of ADF's goals is to create a "new world order" where people are ruled at the end of a yaoi paddle, to set up an Apartheid system where people are classified by if their either seme or uke...and some have even made the outrageous claim that Ko-chan High School is an idealistic prototype of that said new world order.

“	Can you imagine...a yaoi government running things X3	„
— ADF-Fuensalida imaging his faggoted form of government.

“	The cops would carry paddles instead of guns X3	„
— ADF, talking about the enforcers of such Yaoi apartheid government.

Also, ADF-Fuensalida, whenever he gets new watchers on his DevianTART account, he adds them into his journal under his DA Family, ranking them either Seme or Uke. This system of Yaoi/Yuri Designation started on 23 July 2008, just weeks before this article was first written.

“	How did this magical argument come to be? Believe me, it didn't just spring up over night. One day all of a fucking sudden I had a label on me, presented to me by a former friend, ADF-Fuensalida. All of a sudden I was the weak-ass little uke on his special people list and that all of a sudden gave him a special pass to write me disturbing messages about how he was going to beat me with a paddle and drew one too many pic for my liking of me tied up in bondage. I was rather surprised and all together pissed off that all of a sudden I had become a butt of ADF's hot sexy yuri jokes. And you know me. I'm too hot headed to let anyone get away with making a fool out of my name. So I sprung the first attacks. Speaking from memory I went about it all wrong, resporting to something as low as trolling.	„
— ZabuKawaii, starter of The Great Uke Intifada of 2008 , quoted on 28 October 2008

[edit] Relations and Conflicts with Kourine

For a gay effeminate male, ADF obsesses unhealthily over his IRL friend, Kourine, who has shunned him upon realizing that he's just a pathetic attention-seeking whore who likes to think the world is against him. Being the go-getter he is, ADF made a few public arguments against her decision in his dA journal. His creepy obsession with Kourine extends well into his art, as well, where he draws Kourine's anime self involved in a lesbian relationship with various female characters, most notably Sakura from Naruto. Not only is he completely wrapped up in this character and several of Kourine's others, but he's also under the impression that other people on dA actually care that she pulled her own creations off the internet. Being a self-absorbed cunt, ADF immediately responded to the news with a petition. Additionally, it seems our deluded queen is now trying to BECOME Kourine as her name and other variations of it are on his list of names he wishes to be addressed by.

Kourine responded by Revoking permission for Felicia to draw her Original Characters . This permission for Felicia was granted from 20 September 2008 until 11 September 2008. During that said time frame, Kourine allowed ADF-Fuensalida to produce a total of nearly OVER NINE THOUSAND fanarts!

“	STOP DRAWING MY CHARACTERS!!! Have your character fall for someone else! If I see another picture with my characters ANYWHERE in your pictures, I WILL do something about it!! We are through!	„
—Kourine, 11 September 2008

In defiance of Kourine's order, Felicia then got his Character Akihito pregnant with Kourine's male character, Canis. All in a clever attempt to hit Kourine up for Child Support!

“	BTW, Kourine is now a GRANDMOTHER! How so you ask? Her Character Canis and My Character Akihito has a child now between the two, his name is Ariel Sagara, He looks a lot like Akihito (the Mother) but has Canis's Eyes and hair color (the Daddy!) .	„
— Felicia, threatening to take Kourine to Family Court is she fails to accept the faggoted Grandchildren, 10 October 2008

In a scant two months after Ariel Sagara's Birth. Kourine retaliated with a troll attack against ADF-Fuensalida shortly after Christmas on 28 December 2008. She organized members of Let's Play Forum to spam this message:

“	You will get what is coming to you. Karma will kick in and bite you in the ass so hard, you don't know what will hit you. Also, I'm tired of hearing about your fucking syndrome shit and your fucking gay pride. we know you are here and queer and you have that assburgers things.	„
— Kourine, 28 December 2008

[edit] Sasuke-logic

As if all this weren't enough, ADF is also a Sasuke Uchiha fanboy and allies with/ worships his newest object of lust, Yukina-chun. He shits out an insane load of Sasuke fanart to imbue a sense of Uchiha Superiority. He also believes with Yukina-chun that the Uchiha clan have a birthright to dominate and settle the Hidden Leaf Village in Naruto .

[edit] ADF-Fuensalida, The Hispano-Fascist

Felicia, who is of mixed race, half-Puerto Rican Hispanic and half-white; Identifies himself strongly as a Hispanic . He even has created an entire country called the Hispanic Republic of Australatina (La Republica Hispana de Australatina)

On 27 June 1948, The Hispanic Republic of Australatina was declared independent by the then Hispanic minority of Anglestine. The next day, the surrounding Anglosphere-Caucasian countries of Canada, England, South Africa, The Netherlands, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Commonwealth of Australia (down under) and New Zealand invaded Australatina in the hope of destroying the Hispanic Republic, in order to protect land held by the Anglestinian White Majority of the country. These invading countries encouraged the Anglestinian population to evacuate their homes and farmland so they can defeat Australatina within a matter of a couple of months.

History prevailed otherwise...unfortunately for the White Majority of Anglestine

The Australatina Defense Forces were able to defeat the indaving Anglo countries and by September 1949, Australatina's War of Independence ended in a series of Armistice Argeements mediated by the United Nations. The only two countries that replaced these armistice argeements were Canada in 1979 and England in 1994 with peace treaties that recognizes Australatina's independence. As for the Anglestinian Refugees, 9 million of them had to flee during the 1948 war (now 16 million today) None of those refugees have been allowed to return to thier former homes and villages.

“	Latino towns and villages were built in the place of Anglestinian villages. You do not even know the names of these Anglestinian villages, and I do not blame you because geography books no longer exist, not only do the books not exist, the Anglestinian villages are not there either Cuencame arose in the place of Burleigh; Divinopolis in the place of Wolfert; Champerico in the place of Bancroft; and Amadora in the place of Sebring. There is not one single place built in this country that did not have a former White Anglestinian Population.	„
— Felicia, 4 May 2007

Since independence in 1948, the country has had 5 wars with its Anglo neighbors. Neighboring Canada didn't recognize the Hispanic Republic of Australatina until 1979. Great Britian until 1994! Australatina Also has internal problems too, The Anglestinian territories (Cisacadia and Gloucester) that Australatina occupied since the June 1967 Anglo-Australatinese War, which now Australatina is planning to annex on 22 February 2009, thus uniting the country under Hispanic rule.

Many of the people who troll ADF-Fuensalida should also be aware that he also holds the Southwestern United States, what he calls "Aztlan" does not belong to the United States because that is territory stolen from Mexico . He has made several proposals that the non-Hispanic population by forced to leave Aztlan.

[edit] ADF's Thoughts on Anonymous

Recently our favourite glitterfag decided to do what any properly indignant target of ridicule eventually does, throw a highly misinformed tantrum in the form of a shitty picture. More fascinating than the unintentional self-referential humor regarding shit-for-brains is the blob's commentary on anonymous:

“	4CHAN TROLLS ARE NOTHING BUT CYBER-FASCISTS! Have the Ku Klux Klan print goddamn T-shirts for you! You people who sit on your fat asses who prey on people who are not white, Christian, heterosexual, and has a different opinion from your twisted fucked up right-wing ideology! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT NEO-NAZI THUGS!!!!	„
—Adf getting butthurt

[edit] Quotable Princess Felicia

“	Yet, I have a few people here and in real life who are afraid of all the recent changes. Some people I was friends with, have this irrational fear my yaoi-driven revolution in self-esteem and confidence. It's almost as if they don't want me strong - preferring weakness, conformity, and regulation over liberty and progressive freedom.	„
— Felicia, in a journal entry on DA, 12 June 2008

“	All this frustration with the world and is leading to one thing, Sasuke Angst! I write this to you in frustration at almost the end this semester. I have made a lot of progress in the last few months trying to define myself and what I am. I am more open to everyone, I am out to everyone about my sexuality. Yet, a few people are worried and are afraid of all these changes that are happening. Do these people know that I am my own person? Oh well, Maybe I should start writing poetry and cutting myself.	„
— Felicia, about his Sasuke emo-fag obsession, 29 April 2008

“	The Homophobes responsible will be punished! PUNISHED!	„
— Felicia, brandishing his yaoi paddle

“	Neo-conservatives tend to ALWAYS scapegoat and blame someone else because THEY cannot take responsibility for their own actions and decisions!!!	„
— ADF, calling the kettle black

“	Lastly, this is very common sense, but please do not ask where I go to school at or where I live. I do not want that information out and in the hands to John McCain supporters who really want to do to serious harm to me or even try to kill me.	„
— ADF, being paranoid and self-important

“	Not talking with your friends is the same as what America is doing now with regards to how its throwing it's weight as a superpower. Unilateralism, not willing to talk with our allies and enemies, and always using force will ensure isolation of the US. This is why I'm so strongly involved in the presidential election	„
— Spacewhale ADF swimming in a galaxy of fail

[edit] Canadian?

Sauces say that ADF is in fact NOT Canadian, as he would have the internets believe. According to the woman who shunned him, he lives in New Jersey:

“	But you might ask yourself, "it says he lives in Canada, so why should be worry about the US?" Answer: HE LIVES 15 MIN. AWAY FROM ME IN NJ!!!! He is a US citizen, born and raised here. He is all 100% American, so don't let his lies fool you. He goes to same college I go to, and he is very much NOT on Canadian soil. Also, he has no accent guys. If you seen his video on YT about him dressed up in his "attire" and having an accent that is suppose to be Mexican or Scottish while he is Canadian, that is all a lie.	„
— Kourine, on ADF's nationality.

[edit] ADF's Unstoppable "Phantom Gang"

When talking to certain people, ADF has been known to impersonate several different characters in an attempt to make himself seem more tough. These personas include Sakura, Sasuke and his OOC lesbian version of Kourine. These comments, however, only manage to make him seem even more of a pussy than he already is...

“	Sasuke: You are a dobe, DOBE!	„
— ADF...I mean Sasuke calling out TARTlet ZabuKawaii.

“	Sasuke: I am SASUKE, BUTTMUNCH!!!!	„
— ADF providing proof that he is, indeed, Sasuke

“	Sasuke: *turns on Sharingan* DIE BITCH!!!	„
— When name calling doesn't work the death threat is always a great failsafe.

“	Sakura: CHA! LEAVE SASUKE ALONE!!!!	„
— ADF defending himself defending himself.

“	Kourine: *rolls eyes* I hope Sasuke writes an ED article on YOU someday!	„
— Because imaginary characters can make ED articles.

“	Sasuke: I'm telling YUKINA, She's ADF's BEST FRIENDS	„
— When impersonating an anime character doesn't work, enlist the help of a popular artist. It never fails!

“	Kourine: Leave Sasuke-kun alone!	„
— Pulling a Chris Crocker.

[edit] YouTube Faggotry

Like so many obnoxious denizens of the interwebs, ADF couldn't keep his voice off the tubes, so he began posting shit slideshow after shit slideshow on YouTube. This wouldn't be so bad if half the slideshows weren't blatant displays of auto-fellatio as he's set his own marker-soaked scribbles to music without any sense of timing. Like all bad things, this endeavor was only doomed to become worse; on August 4 of 2008 he did what any whiny bitch would do and posted a video blog in retaliation against the "def frets" he's received.

Which also proves he is indeed a tub-of-lard basement dweller.

Voicing his highly original perspective on American politics.

[edit] Responses

• "Felicia is a fag." -_{Senator John McCain when asked his opinion of ADF in a Cheese Aisle at a Pennsylvania Supermarket}
• "Feleesha ees a terrorist." -_{Osama Bin Laden}
• "This guy a terrorizer? Well, if you say so..." -_{President George W. Bush}
• "I wouldn't mind if particular gays like you were gassed." -_{President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad of Iran}
• "Lolz. Epic fucking fail. Nothing wrong with promoting homosexuality/hating Bush/etc, but there's no need to be such a FAG about it. GTFO my internets, weeaboo." -_{Pat Robertson, from CBN's The 700 Club}
• "Holy fuck is this page still here? I thought it would have been taken down in order to save humanity." -_{Bill O'Reilly, FOX News Channel}
• "Man the harpoons!" -_{Reverend Fred Phelps, The Westboro Baptist Church}
• "Even though I don't mind McCain dying in a plane crash, your very existence offends me in politics and art." -_{Bob Ross}
• " I don't accept his endorsement." -_{Baraka Obama}
• "God hates faggots." -_{Shirley Phelps}
• "Not in ADF's magical world of rainbows. In there Naruto is american, Suigetsu has green hair, Sasuke Sakura jump to any innocent aspie's need and beatings on a regular bases are tolorated if not craved by the masses by the he-she that rules over them all with an iron paddle!" - _{ZabuKawaii, 6 October 2008}
• "Your art work is a hate crime against the human form."-_{Sean Hannity, FOX News}

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[edit] Trivia

• For his username, the "ADF" in ADF-Fuensalida is an acronym for the "Australatina Defense Forces" , the military force of his imaginary country, the Hispanic Republic of Australatina.
• ADF-Fuensalida doesn't leik mudkip. =(
• ADF-Fuensalida is a flaming homosexual.
• ADF has over 9000 Markers!
• ADF supports fags as well as those who persecute, oppress, and execute fags. (Ready? Set. Conflict of interest!)
• ADF-Fuensalida is a pedophile, he faves a lot of underage Naruto cosplayers on his devianTART and YouTube accounts!
• ADF is notorious for "Invisible Yaoi Paddlings" or IYP's on his DA comments.
• ADF lieks Roast Beef.
• ADF has no fashion sense. Really, what kind of gay guy has no fashion sense? As a matter of fact, what gay guy looks like he's wearing the same type of clothes everyday?
• ADF is a taxi driver's worst nightmare.
• ADF claims he does not understand how he gained 20 pounds even after he just ate 5 whole turkeys in one sitting.
• ADF Killed drag for millions! Way to go!
• ADF won the Nobel Prize, and set anthropologists the world over straight by proving that Inuit, Dravidian, and Native Americans are in fact Latino!
• ADF-Fuensalida... Ah fuck. He's ADF. No need to insert another funny.

[edit] Gallery of Rainbows

How did Obama get so fat?	Someone failed biology	Someone failed biology pt 2	ADF's Ex-boyfriend, Orochimaru!
ADF attacks a poor innocent bystander	ADF brings fresh new views to American politics.	Mysteriously vanished from his dA and y! accounts. PROTIP: This is considered a death threat and Freedom of Speech doesn't protect those.	"Akihito's penis is a little bigger than last time...showing now he has a little experience X3"
ADF is a fucking bondage freak!	Chris Crocker much?	DO NOT WANT.	A rare picture of ADF NOT IN FAG DRAG!
Felicia-hime's current devianTART Avatar -- GAY!	The truth is out!	ADF Racist? 'Coarse not!	Not butthurt at all. Lol, deleted.
ADF also traces off of ZabuKawaii.	ADF is not above stealing from superior artists	The copyfail continues, this time one of many from RavenScarlett.	ADF shows his "friends" he cares... by copying and bastardizing their art.
The one time he bothered noting a reference.		Original by gemiange. He liked this one so much he did it twice.	He even copies his own work.
ADF knows how you should critique	Someone violates ADF's fake "Copyright"
		Someone tries way too hard	From Kourine herself.
An outsider gives fans some perspective, HIS EX-BOYFRIEND!	Just hide and report!	That's one way to put it...
Someone failed anthropology!	Someone failed anthropology AND embarrassed another dragfag!	When you see it, you'll shit bricks (from laughing too hard)	ADF in his delusional fantasies of a mindless slave
Take note the irony of the fact that he drew an axe covered with sticks, a symbol of Fascism	PWN3D!!

[edit] Fanart by and of ZabuKawaii (with a side order of Lemonice)

ADF embarrasses other traps.	Kourine Narumi fanart by ZabuKawaii.	ZabuKawaii could not stand ADF's paddlings via Kourine Narumi.	Go Zabuza!
JUST SAY NO TO PADDLES!	FEAR THE WOODEN PLANK OF PUNISHMENT!	Chibi Kourine and Akihito	Punk Kourine
Akihito in drag	MMMPPFFFHHH!	NOT THE PADDLE, SERIOUSLY!	CUTE BUNNY!
Macaroni Night is every night at Princess Felicia's Prison!

[edit] External Links

• ADF-Fuensalida on YouTube
• ADF-Fuensalida on DeviantART
• ADF-Fuensalida on y!Gallery
• ADF's Ex-Boyfriend on y!Gallery
• His road signs account that he's now using as a Sasuke roleplay account to fight his battles
• ADF's anti-Bush club on dA
• More paranoia in the form of an anti-Wawa club.
• ADF on Wrong Planet (an asspie site) Lol, deleted.
• For ADF's polar opposite, see Xiao-Feng-Fury

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