Adult Swim
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Adult Swim is a block on Cartoon Network to showcase Williams Street shows. It was founded at least 100 years ago by Ted Turner because he hates America and wanted to undermine the intelligence of the next generation of americunt retards even further. Given the painfully low budget of their shows, and their overt support of terrorism, it's safe to assume that Adult Swim is run by Jews.
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[edit] Bumps
One of their trademarks is that in between shows, there is white text on a black background in which the guys at Cartoon Network get to showcase what geeks they are. They like fanboy video games, jazz, Dungeons and Dragons, Japan, drugs, and garden gnomes. Occasionally they post an email or chatlog from some random retarded furry. Sadly, it's obvious that they put more time into writing these bumps than any of their shows.
[edit] Merchandise
Historically, Adult Swim has tried to stuff your pockets with so much merchandise you'll wonder where your wallet went. The people who consciously purchase this garbage are mainly post-gothic community college fags who eat at IHOP at 2:00 AM daily and speak and laugh at at least 100 decibels, perhaps under the impression that they are societal elites or even that someone enjoys or respects their unique™ and edgy humor.
[edit] Incarnations
Adult Swim has gone down more times than a 12 year old Taiwanese hooker. Constantly jumping the shark, only to be restructured and reborn again with a lineup of utter shit. This has been the cycle for many years: funny, not funny, funny, not funny, etc.
[edit] No Moar Anime
Sometime in the middle of March Lulzy AdultSwim stated that they would be taking Anime off their Weakly Fail Line up, Butthurt anime nerds, weeaboos,and Inuyasha-loving furries alike bitched and moaned about how this was unfair, and a complete violation of their weekly scheduled masturbation times. Their solution to the problem was for Turner Broadcasting to take all their jew gold and resources and dump it into promoting their shitdick Nippon programs, completely ignoring the fact that no American wants to watch their big-eyed pedo furry shit, because tv shows are better when they're made in America.
| —Azusa Kuraino |
Anime Fans will have to move on to Sci Fi Channel and their fail line up for moar anime, which is currently showing bargain bin VHS horseshit.
In a bump, a butthurt animu fan asked the following: "Could you tell us how the ratings have been since adult swim pulled all anime from weeknight programing." They responded with:
[edit] Adult Swim Shows That Suck Major Ass
- Family Guy
- Robot Chicken kills more than 9000 pieces of plastic crap each episode. Still not enough to make up for the fail.
- Tom Goes To The Mayor
- Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job-Monstrously Gay and written by the same retarded faggot who made Tom Goes To The Mayor
- Death Note
- Squidbillies
- Inuyasha (unless you're a furry)
- The Brak Show
- The Big O(ring)
- Vegeta's Power Hour
- Pee-Wee's Playhouse
- Space Ghost, Coast to Coast
- Eureka Seven
- Dethklok
- Frisky Dingo
- Assy McGee
- Bleach
- Saul of the Mole Men
- Stroker and Hoop
- Lucy: Daughter of the Devil
- Everything else
- Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.
- Metalocalypse
- Home Movies
- Futurama
- Sealab 2021
- Moral Orel
- 12 oz. Mouse
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force
- The Venture Bros
- Harvey Birdman.
[edit] Adult Swim shows that don't suck
- Commercials.
[edit] Excerpts
Basically every Adult Swim cartoon is available for viewing on youtube, accompanied by "lol, i luv that show, lol" comments.
'Course, since the videos have now been made public, they'll get deleted by a copyright claim eventually.
Well, would you look at that, they have.
[edit] Kitties
Now at Adultswim.com they have a section on Cats with hats on.The first one is photoshopped while others are just abused fat cats. The reason why they created this section is unknown. Most likely because they're retarded.
