Adventure Time
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
[edit] Basics
Adventure Time is a short cartoon by Pendleton Ward that was made for Nickelodeon to air between whatever shit heaps they've been shoveling since Ren & Stimpy was canceled at least 100 years ago. That part isn't important, what is important is the massive lulz the cartoon induces when viewed with our good friend THC.
[edit] Fun Facts
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His hat is STUPID - His hat is AWESOME.
- The Ice King is also the King of Rape.
- The above fact is okay, 'cause butt raep is ALGEBRAIC!
- That dog is 28, that kid is 12, making the dog a pedophile.
- About five seconds after the cartoon surfaced on the intarwebs, rule 34 took effect.
- Jake the dog is voiced by the same asshole who does Bender from Futurama. Thus, the companionship in Adventure Time clearly began with child abduction.
- Jake is actually the long lost cousin of Pedobear.
- You must NEVER believe in yourself.
[edit] External Links
- [Creator engages in thoughtful discourse] about the finer details of beastiality and butt raep.
