Aertheca

These are the main classes on Aertheca.

• Fighter - played by Internet tough guys, this character was designed for pussies who get beaten up a lot IRL and want to pretend to be tough.
• Wizard - this character can use magick skills such as Telekinesis and PowerWord: IRL Name. Everyone plays a wizard because they kick ass.
• Cleric - see Fred Phelps. Played by those who like to be the heal-bitch for everyone else, especially fighters.
• Rogue - Thievish abilities. Also responsible for killing the party several times on botched disarm trap rolls. Usually played by weeaboos who want to be like Naruto but wind up sucking because they spend all of their skill points in shit that doesn't actually keep them or anyone else alive.
• Monk - a kung-fu type warrior (for the wapanese). At higher levels become fucking invulnerable and kill people in one hit, but everyone's a dumbfuck and plays a fighter instead of these guys.
• Paladin - a strict code forces these characters to be faggoty pussies, much like the players themselves, which causes this to be such a popular class among nerds.
• Bard - Most cyber whores.
• Druid - Is a pagan who pretends he can shapeshift but in actuality just puts on a fursuit and then losses all ability to talk or use weapons--can only skritch. Games like Baldur's Gate II had fursecution as a storyline where furries attacked the town of Trademeet.
• Barbarian - Like a fighter, only they're from the uncivilized lands and can declare jihad about three times per day so they can smack the shit out of everyone else. However, they're generally played by retards and niggers.
• Sorcerer - Wizards with less spells known but more per day and cast off of their charisma. Apparently they're the spawn of humans and dragons which makes them the most commonly played class by otherkin.

Also, as shown to the right, anyone who plays a character with the slightest RDD or PM in them is clearly gay. Some even combine the classes - those types of people are complete fucking morons. Other classes which make you a fag:

• Assassins - Stop looking up girls' skirts, pedophile.
• Arcane Archer - Clearly for those who have no ingenuity at making builds. Bunch of fairyies.
• Blackguard - Who the fuck plays that?
• Champion of Torm - Torm exists on Aertheca? Yeah, that's what I thought. Now shut the hell up and admit you took the class for divine wrath.
• Dwarven Defiler - Stop running around naked.
• Harper Scout - So fucking useless.
• Shifter - Why don't you just go fucking cosplay instead?
• Shadowdancer - See Assassin.
• Weapon Master - I like your scythe, greatsword, rapier.