Aeverine Nieves

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Aeverine Frathleen Nieves (Formerly Frank Zinn, a man) of Marion, Indiana is a high functioning autistic Shemale tranny who posts crap newscasts to YouTube. S/he owns "pet children", which include Timothy Rags Zinn and a "transgender female dog" named Deanna (you just can't make this shit up!).

1 How teh lulz began
- 1.1 LULZBREAK
2 INNCD News
- 2.1 INNCD Hiatus
3 Internet Life
- 3.1 Aeverine's "Transition"
4 Queen of The Willis
5 High School Career
6 Personal life
7 Recent developments, or lack thereof
8 Aeverine/INNCD News files Lolsuits
9 Lolsuits 2: Electric Boogaloo
- 9.1 Dateline: November 25, 2008
10 Interview
11 Suicide over missing cable channels
12 Hold on, it gets better!
13 Gallery
14 External lulz

How teh lulz began

This is what real news anchors say to Aeverine Nieves. (Note: Two men anchoring; Nieves' pet peeve)

One fine winter day, Mr/s. Nieves saw two men anchoring on her local Fox station, WXIN 59 and took it as "DISCRIMINATION AGAINST WOMYN!". S/he then posted her petition to end this travesty all over teh intarwebz. Mr/s. Nieves then went on a crusade against teh menz even though s/he still is one.

Ava during happier times.

LULZBREAK

Shortly after that, a fine upstanding internet citizen (who later became a news anchor) decided to post about Mr/s. Nieves on the website tvnewstalk.net.

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He/She/It has all the qualities people are entertained by: a quixotic (and sadly, an also dead-serious) quest to be an anchor, a truly delusional sense of the world, with serious mental issues (on his/her/it's "Indiana News Center Discussion", "she" claims that over 80,000 viewers saw one of "her" newscasts; also, the oddball rantings on Wikipedia, talking about his girlfriend being pregnant with his "pet children" and calling "her"self a "pet grandparent" at one point), treating pets like people, an unhealthy obsession with 2 males anchoring newscasts and a host of other unique issues...

What makes it even funnier is that Aeverine Nieves does not even understand the way TV news is organized, compiled, produced, written, delivered or any thing about how it works; "she" seems to just sit up and just watch the news on TV, the same way you or I would watch "Lost" or "My Name Is Earl".

Even though "her" nutball ramblings and disjointed "newscasts" display how out of touch Nieves is, "she" still makes these videos that people watch essentially just to laugh at (on a recent video, she had a "co-anchor", which proceeded to read the "news" in a monotone low voice. Towards the end of the clip, Nieves lets out a psychotic laugh that has to be heard to be believed).

You have to see this crap to believe it, so head on over to YouTube and prepare to have a good laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=INNCDNews

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—Upstanding Citizen

This single post sparked a lulz eruption of epic proportions, especially when Aeverine showed up to get in on the action. The thread quickly grew to over 30 pages in length, before Ava was banned, and the administrators got scared and locked the thread, and forbid any discussion on Mr/s. Nieves. Due to stupid forum settings, the OP deleted the entire thread shortly after. Only a few pages still exist, thanks to Google Desktop, but they contain little lulz.

INNCD News

INNCD is serious business

INNCD News or The Indiana State News Center and Discussion News is a shitty YouTube newscast produced by Aeverine Nieves. They're known for plagiarism and lulz. Recently INNCD News pioneered the use of clipart anchors (sometimes called E-Personalities) who you can see right through in the newscast. However, you can still hear his/her voice in the background. S/he was quoted as saying, "This represents all of the things news stations are trying to move towards these days; efficiency, cost cutting and transsexuality." S/he posted a video recently that mourned the "death" of "E-Meteorologist" "Michelle Abernathy". [1] S/he later recanted this, saying that "We had believed that Michele was found dead Saturday at her home of a stab wound. According to police, we were notified that another woman who was similar to Michelle's description was instead the woman who took her own life and that it was another woman." WTF? She/he also blamed her dog for writing the story.

INNCD Hiatus

On November 18th, 2007, Aeverine announced that all future INNCD Newscasts were to be put on hold, to be replaced by newscasts from a TV station that does not exist.

Even Stevie Wonder wouldn't be fooled...

Internet Life

Because his/her newscasts are crap, Aeverine has been laughed at on teh intarwebz multiple times. Because of this, s/he has felt the need to accuse people of Defamation, Internet stalking, and harassment. S/he is also a accomplished e-lawyer, and should be taken srsly. According to Nieves his/herself, his/her name, despite not being her legal name, is copyrighted, and as such, s/he has made an attempt to remove this very article.

Wonder no more exactly what on the internet is so serious. Ava's jips are serious fucking business, that's what.

Aeverine's "Transition"

Clearly doing it for teh lulz, Aeverine has chronicled his/her transition to dickgirl. Because this is all serious business, s/he has pictures available on the internet of his/her "jips" and buttocks. The pimples and impetigo will speak for themselves.

Queen of The Willis

Ava's new show on INNCD, Queen of The Willis [2] is a ripoff of King Of the Hill, Family Guy, and Futurama. Plotlines for the upcoming season include "Aeverine flashes her breasts at the former Governor of Indiana, Joe Kernan, and Tiffani enters into a relationship with his daughter." and "As Christmas approaches, Aeverine experiences fainting spells after she accidentally catches her father (Harry) and his boyfriend in the throes of passion."

In August of 2008, Nieves posted part of an "episode" on YouTube. Like everything else s/he does, it is full of fail.

High School Career

Here is an account from a former Mississinewa High School student who attended school with Ava in his/her "Frank Zinn" days:

“	An eerie sign from the past Current mood: contemplative Category: Friends This goes out to anyone who went to Mississinewa Schools: If you remember Frank Zinn from school, you probably could tell a million stories about what he looked like, the crazy things he did, and if you made his "list" or not. I think I was #246 and don't think I ever achieved a "top 8" status. The latter is the point to this blog. The setting: R.J. Baskett Middle School circa 1995. The 69 Boyz and Quad City DJs were all the hot shit, none of this CRUNK BS. Girls were blossoming and guys were cocky. You were king if you had the chance to talk to Ashley Dawson or Veronica Schmerber. Not to mention being good at sports, youd have EVERYONE's attention. But one young man saw through the nonsense of daily life. He was not quite all there, but there was something going on in that brain of his. The concept of the friends list is rooted with Frank Zinn being the founder. I think he was searching for the perfect list. He would travel the halls with a journal of sorts picking out people and writing reasons why he liked and disliked his peers. It would constantly change and you would get weekly updates on your current status. In fact, he was making friends lists long before any of you were shittin yellow in your diapers. So every time you add someone new, week by week, to your "friends list" YOU MUST THANK A FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC INDIVIDUAL for the idea. who knew that such a thing would become a worldwide craze? I give props to such a talented premonitionist! FRANK ZINN FOR PRESIDENT! He's prob the next Nostradomous or some shit. p.s. he had the best einstein hair!	„
—Myspace Blog entry from 2006

Personal life

Described as being "hung like a tic tac" in his/her final years as a male, Zinn decided to become a female. Don't let his/her somewhat female appearance fool you though, s/he's still got a penis! Mr/Ms. Nieves is in a relationship with one of her clipart anchors, "Robyn Hurd". They have multiple "pet children" together.

Mr/s. Nieves lives in public housing in Marion, Indiana, where she runs her fake gift shop called NO SIR GIFTS. In a YouTube discussion with one of her "psychologists", she noted how she needed to clean dog feces off the floor before Stanley Steemer arrived. This prompted massive lulz from all watching the video.

Recent developments, or lack thereof

Mr/s. Nieves has not posted a "newscast" in a month, leading many to believe s/he has killed herself by attempting to cut his/her dick off with a chainsaw because s/he can't afford the surgery because s/he is on welfare.

S/HE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

Mr/s. Nieves has stopped making regular "newscasts" but has since created a ridiculous "NO SIR GIFTS" web site that claims she owns over 10 stations that of course don't exist. Among other things on the site are stolen logos, fake press releases, and career opportunities for a job in Mr/s. Nieves' welfare apartment.

Aeverine/INNCD News files Lolsuits

Late August 4th, 2007, Nieves found this Encyclopedia Dramatica article and got mad. The first time she edited it to contain actual, factual information. The second time s/he immediately called her E-lawyer who sent ED a DMCA letter. She tried removing this page again as recently as September 22, 2008 by blanking the page, but was unsuccessful. Don't worry, s/he has since then been banned. His/her ED username is Innewscenter.

In February of 2009, she began claiming she is "potentially" "The Tranny That Killed Encyclopedia Dramatica."[3]

Lolsuits 2: Electric Boogaloo

In the early morning of November 11th, 2008, Aeverine fired off a email to the ED Mailing List asking to be unbanned, instead of following the proper channels. A lulzfest of epic proportions was caused, and spawned many memorable quotes.

“	You better play hardball. Because I know what ED is up to. I will not stand for this, the next ED administration election (or what ever it is called), I will run. And if I win, there will be a lot of changes. Believe me, ED is not going to win this battle.	„
—Aeverine, on the mailing list

“	The reason I did the revisions to the Aeverine Nieves article is because I was monitoring it for LEGAL PURPOSES.	„
—Ava being a e-Lawyer

“	Woah. Wait a minute--I've got an idea. The Aeverine Nieves lutz is what started this mess and I think it will put an end to this pathetic hoedown. I am currently producing the final episode of "Amanda and Elisa" where they finally do something for the first time--ever.	„
—Ava, here

“	So let me get this straight and if I understand correctly--I'm responding to a bunch of drug users who would like to see to it that I post a clip of two men anchoring on YouTube? And this is to repeal a ban?	„

“	Aeverine has been identified as legally heterosexual. At one point, she did have a one night stand in 2002 with another biological man, which did not result in a relationship since Nieves was already married. Since her first relationship with Amanda Davidson in 1986, Nieves has been with women, and remains true to this day. However, after her sexual reassignment surgery takes place, Nieves will identify as a lesbian (a transsexual woman in a relationship with a biological woman). Nieves does state in her autobiography, "I have always been in relationships with women, and I will remain with women. So fuck you all."	„
—From Ava's pathetic wiki site

“	On the early morning hours of November 14, 2008, Nieves received a threatening remark on this wiki stating that an Encyclopedia Dramatica user was going to visit Nieves and rape her later that day. Nieves waited for the person and repaired vandalism on this wiki done by the Encyclopedia Dramatica. The user never showed up.	„
—From Ava's pathetic wiki site

The drama is still ongoing.

Dateline: November 25, 2008

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November 25, 2008

Encyclopedia Dramatica and Aeverine Nieves has failed to reach a deal.

Please know that we have tried for the past year and a half to reach a favorable agreement, so that things would be back to normal.

I know that we are disappointed in the outcome of our negotiations with Encyclopedia Dramatica, especially since we have successfully reached deals with every other web site and partners who recognize our fair agreement. Without fair and equitable treatment, local TV stations will not be able to continue to provide top quality news, sports, entertainment, and other local programming that is most important to you.

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—Nieves' page detailing the "ED Dispute"

Interview

A visitor to Nieves' pathetic Wikipedia ripoff site, posing as an ED administrator, made him/her answer some embarrasing questions with the promise of removing this article. ~~Some people are just too stupid to laugh at, sometimes.~~ Here it is, simply for teh lulz:

1. What is the real reason you are transitioning to female?

The reason I am transitioning from male to female is a number of things--my mother's death and I had more female friends than male friends when I was in school.

2. What is the purpose of fantasy TV? Why do you do it?

If you have heard of Fantasy TV America or INFT, you would know.

3. It is a well known fact that a person must undergo a mental evaluation in order to get the go ahead for sex reassignment surgery. Is this affecting your transition?

I am already undergoing that process.

4. You claim to have had multiple spouses in the past who are female. Conversations with former classmates reveal that you were in no way shape or form trying to be a woman. You have stated in the past that your mother told you she wanted a girl. Is this the true reason you wish to be a woman, to satisfy your dead mother?

The first three did not result in a marriage. The former classmates of mine were shocked that I am transitioning from male to female. I have (personally) notified about 25% of the Mississinewa Class of 2001--I'll double check my numbers later.

5. You often talk of spouses, best friends, coworkers, etc. Can you produce REAL pictures of these people?

I do, but I don't have their permission to do that.

6. Do you receive any form of government assistance, trust funds, etc and are your finances handled by a court appointed individual who is responsible for paying your bills, distributing funds to you, etc?

No. ~~prolly a lie It is, she once posted promotional materials for a "undercover investigation" she was doing into Representative Payees (IIRC, she thought hers was stealing money from her)~~ And confirmed.

7. You claim your dog "Rags" is nine years old. This is very uncommon for dogs to live this long. Is this the true age of your dog?

Yes.

8. Have you ever had a job in your life?

Other than NO SIR GIFTS, no.

9. How do you plan on paying for your sex change operation?

One thing I will NOT do as far as paying for the operation is robbing a bank.

10. Do you suffer from Asperger's Syndrome or any other form of autism?

As a kid, yes. But I can say that I've been cured, other than being emotionally disabled. I don't think that it should affect my transition at all.

11. You clearly plagiarize from many sources. A few of those are: wikipedia, the Andrea James website, hhgregg website, King of the Hill episode guides, Futurama episode guides, Beavis and Butt-Head episode guides. Why do you feel the need to steal other peoples' work and try to pass it off as your own?

How dare you accuse me of plagiarism from sources. The information is just coincidental, and try to work with the information in question. It is not plagiarism. I cannot explain it any clearer than that.

12. What is the real reason you expelled from Indiana Wesleyan University?

I had a nervous breakdown at the university and unable to adapt to the college life.

Suicide over missing cable channels

In another bizarre episode of the life of Frank Zinn, he/she recently had a conversation with one of his/her dogs about the local cable television provider removing stations from the Fort Wayne, Indiana television market. Aeverine/Frank then goes into a tirade:

“	On December 3, 2008, during this reported conversation with her nephew, Weasel, Nieves used stronger language, including the words "cunt," when referring to her current landlord; saying "fuck" 200 times that day, as she gets irritated and angry; and using God's name in vain: Aeverine Nieves: After WANE-TV was gone from the cable system, I got really devastated. Now it's 21Alive and NBC 33. I had a feeling that the other Fort Wayne stations were going to be dropped as well as WANE. Fuck that! I'm not gonna take a God Damned chance ever in over 20 years life of losing a television market that I like as well as every fucking thing I've worked for 22 years because some fucking cuntheaded cocksuckers at the cable company decided remove 15, 21, and 33. This isn't over by a fucking longshot! I'm not taking that as a God damned answer! Never have, Never Will!! I have never gone without a fucking thing since taking over NO SIR GIFTS! EVER! If Katie [Aeverine's eldest pet daughter] was having sex with the president of Bright House--then we would all be happy about this! You know that, Weasel. If Deanna brought a cable guy home, ya da da, it's none of that fucking shit! I believe that 19,000 other BHN subscribers would think we say that just get our fucking point across. And we're not taking a chance on losing everything we got over three channels that should remain on cable because Marion is located between Indy and Fort Wayne. I can't live without FWA TV, Weasel. You can't expect Veronica (Willis), Tabby, Rags, Shushu, all them young kids to [garble] because some landlord says 'We can't allow you to hare an antenna or satellite at your apartment' - the hell with the landlord! If I had a choice between committing suicide and not watching FWA TV--you know what the fucking answer is--suicide. I came close to committing suicide twice. I can't handle that shit at the cable company. Weasel Zinn: Lord, I didn't realize how much the Fort Wayne market meant to you, Aunt Ava. Look at Aunt Angie--she's crying. The conversation, which Weasel sold to the WMRI-FTV ABC 9, was aired during its 5PM newscast on December 3, 2008, and prompted a coalition of leaders to call for Queen of the Willis animated sitcom on WTOR-FTV to be canceled. After the conversation was made public, NO SIR GIFTS announced it was suspending production for the series pending an investigation. Aeverine immediately went to the wife of her family friend pastor Roger Knoderer for spiritual advice.	„

Hold on, it gets better!

In February of 2009, Ava got butthurt that the local food pantry refused to give him Maxi-Pads.

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In February 2009, an employee from a Marion food pantry reportedly said, "Hey, Frank, you can't get maxi-pads here." to Nieves. Nieves confronted the employee and came close to grabbing him by the arm and lectured him for not showing proper respect.

The following day, Nieves' domestic partner, Angela, filed a complaint against the food pantry. Angela asked the food pantry to reconsider their decision, stating that she only used them for tucking and taping. She believes that being a woman also meant using 100 percent feminine hygiene, other than tampons.

Nieves was subsequently suspended for 90 days from that food pantry (based on an earlier incident a year before over bread) and recommended that Nieves get the maxi-pads AFTER she undergoes sex reassignment surgery and legally prove that.

Nieves plans to have the dispute resolved after mid-summer 2010.

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—Aeverine

Gallery

Ava uploads one of her precious logos into the public domain.	Then uploads her own photo into the public domain THREE TIMES.	Ava's wiki with some important information.	Ava was nice enough to upload this photo for historical purposes. This was from before the transition.
This looks shopped.