Aeverine Nieves
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Aeverine Frathleen Nieves (Formerly Frank Zinn, a man) of Marion, Indiana is a Shemale tranny who posts crap newscasts to youtube. S/he owns "pet children", which include Timothy Rags Zinn and an unnamed "transgender female dog".
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[edit] How teh lulz began
One fine winter day, Mr/s. Nieves saw two men anchoring on her local Fox station, WXIN 59 and took it as "DISCRIMINATION AGAINST WOMYN!". S/he then posted her petition to end this travesty all over teh intarwebz. Mr/s. Nieves then went on a crusade against teh menz even though s/he still is one.
[edit] LULZBREAK
Shortly after that, a fine upstanding internet citizen (who later became a news anchor) decided to post about Mr/s. Nieves on the website tvnewstalk.net.
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This single post sparked a lulz eruption, especially when Aeverine showed up to get in on the action. The thread quickly grew to over 30 pages in length, before Ava was banned, and the administrators got scared and locked the thread, and forbid any discussion on Mr/s. Nieves. Due to stupid forum settings, the OP (IRL news anchor/black republican LeShaun Fossett) deleted the entire thread shortly after. Only a few pages still exist, thanks to Google Desktop, but they contain little lulz.
[edit] INNCD News
INNCD News or The Indiana State News Center and Discussion News is a shitty YouTube newscast produced by Aeverine Nieves. They're known for plagiarism and lulz. Recently INNCD News pioneered the use of clipart anchors (sometimes called E-Personalities) who you can see right through in the newscast. However, you can still hear his/her voice in the background. S/he was quoted as saying, "This represents all of the things news stations are trying to move towards these days; efficiency, cost cutting and transsexuality." S/he posted a video recently that mourned the "death" of "E-Meteorologist" "Michelle Abernathy". [1] S/he later recanted this, saying that "We had believed that Michele was found dead Saturday at her home of a stab wound. According to police, we were notified that another woman who was similar to Michelle's description was instead the woman who took her own life and that it was another woman." WTF? She/he also blamed her dog for writing the story.
[edit] INNCD Hiatus
On November 18th, 2007, Aeverine announced that all future INNCD Newscasts were to be put on hold, to be replaced by newscasts from a TV station that does not exist.
[edit] Internet Life
Because his/her newscasts are crap, Aeverine has been laughed at on teh intarwebz multiple times. Because of this, s/he has felt the need to accuse people of Defamation, Internet stalking, and harassment. S/he is also a accomplished e-lawyer, and should be taken srsly. According to Nieves his/herself, his/her name, despite not being her legal name, is copyrighted, and as such, s/he has made an attempt to remove this very article.
[edit] Aeverine's "Transition"
Clearly doing it for teh lulz, Aeverine has chronicled his/her transition to dickgirl. Because this is all serious business, s/he has pictures available on the internet of his/her "jips" and buttocks. The pimples and impetigo will speak for themselves.
[edit] Queen of The Willis
Ava's new show (which of course doesn't exist) on INNCD, Queen of The Willis [2] is a ripoff of King Of the Hill, Family Guy, and Futurama. Plotlines for the upcoming season include "Aeverine flashes her breasts at the former Governor of Indiana, Joe Kernan, and Tiffani enters into a relationship with his daughter." and "As Christmas approaches, Aeverine experiences fainting spells after she accidentally catches her father (Harry) and his boyfriend in the throes of passion."
[edit] Personal life
Described as being "hung like a tic tac" in his/her final years as a male, Zinn decided to become a female. Don't let his/her somewhat female appearance fool you though, s/he's still got a penis! Mr/Ms. Nieves is in a relationship with one of her clipart anchors, "Robyn Hurd". They have multiple "pet children" together. It is rumored, however, that Mr/s. Nieves is going out with Ken Redtail, who finally after "dating" everyone in Illinois, has now moved on to Indiana.
Mr/s. Nieves lives in public housing in Marion, Indiana, where she runs her fake gift shop called NO SIR GIFTS. In a YouTube discussion with one of her "psychologists", she noted how she needed to clean dog feces off the floor before Stanley Steemer arrived. This prompted massive lulz from all watching the video.
[edit] Recent developments, or lack thereof
Mr/s. Nieves has not posted a "newscast" in a month, leading many to believe s/he has killed herself by attempting to cut his/her dick off with a chainsaw because s/he can't afford the surgery because s/he is on welfare.
[edit] Aeverine/INNCD News files Lolsuits
Late August 4th, 2007, Nieves found this Encyclopedia Dramatica article and got mad. The first time she edited it to contain actual, factual information. The second time s/he immediately called her E-lawyer who sent ED a DMCA letter. His/her ED username is Innewscenter
[edit] Typical JewTube Clips
AvaRoll! BALEETED
a real vlog ALSO BALEETED
Aeverine's favorite movie
[edit] External lulz
- His/her personal website
- His/her website about becoming a dickgirl
- His/her Whinejournal
- His/her jips and shit
- His/her Friendster profile
- INNCDNews.com News from, for, and transgendered Indianians
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