Agoraphobia
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
From the Greek, "fear of the marketplace."
Basically meaning that the victim of the disease is afraid of the outdoors (damn those scary trees and sunshine!) and only feels safe when inside his or her mother's basement, playing video games and reading furry fan fiction.
Most often claimed by cutters, depressives, and other losers as an excuse to stay at home masturbating to guro.
Interestingly, those claiming to suffer from agoraphobia do manage to turn up at the latest furry, anime or lolicon convention without fail and it is estimated that 99.9% of all people who claim to have the sickness are lying.
If you do encounter someone who actually does have agoraphobia try the following fun things to do with him/her/it:
- Drop them off in the middle of the woods.
- Burn down their house.
- Kick them in the face until they die.
Wikipedia states that Agoraphobia is not actually the fear of outdoors but in fact the fear of having a panic attack in a social situation. Wikipedia is full of shit.
