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Ajax

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Ajax is a word with many varied meanings.


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[edit] Scripting

Ajax is one of the things which any website needs to be web 2.0. Ajax was created by the same wizards that made Stonehenge and is the source of most evil on teh internets, such as Digg and del.icio.us, and lots of other websites not worth visiting. They says that it's a entirely new way of programming sites, but we all know it's just a reinvention of JavaScript, which existed at least 100 years ago. They say using Ajax reduces server loads and allows your web servers to more easily run an Internet Hate Machine.

When you use Ajax, you immediately get anal herpes and genital warts.

[edit] Soccer Team

Ajax is also a Dutch soccer team full of Jews, a fact they try to hide unsuccessfully, since even Wikipedia knows it.[1] Luckily, no one cares.

[edit] Weird robot-cymek thing(?)

Ajax is to hrethgir what Katrina is to poor New-Orleans-ians.
Ajax is to hrethgir what Katrina is to poor New-Orleans-ians.
Ajax is the only good character in the otherwise barrel o' crap that is the Prelude To Dune books. While all the other characters are busy being ghey and making original author Frank Herbert turn in his grave faster than Wilson on SPEEEED, Ajax is stomping around murdering people for teh lulz. He claims to have killed over a billion people.

Ajax's favorite past-times include having slaves build statues of him, then killing them.


[edit] Cleaning product

Ajax is also the name of a great tasting dish-cleaner that smells like severely wet ass with a hint of lemon.

[edit] Town

The shittiest in all of Canada.

[edit] Porta-Potty Company

Ajax is also the name of a porta-potty company run by mexicans that haven't ever been cleaned and never will, not even by the Mexicans that own them.


Ajax
is part of a series on Web 2.0
Web 2.0Social networkingSocial networking sitesBloggingBlogospherePHPPodcastingWikiingAjaxRuby on RailsInternet HumanitarianismX is not your personal armyUser-generated contentITunes Store

Web 2.0 Sites
bebo | Broadcaster | chacha | deviantart | digg | facebook | gossip report | justin.tv | last.fm | livejournal | livevideo | mycrib | myspace | slashdot | stickam | wikipedia | xanga | yahoo! answers | youtube | ytmnd

People of Web 2.0
Tom Anderson | Steve Chen | Brad Fitzpatrick | Max Goldberg | Michael Crook | Iain Hall | Chad Hurley | Kevin Rose | Kathy Sierra | Jimmy Wales | You | Mark Zuckerberg

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