AkewsticRockR
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| Warning!: AkewsticRockR is a fucking crybaby. Any sort of negative comments or criticism about AkewsticRockR will result in an immediate blocking from his YouTube channel, and some BAWWING. |
| —AkewsticRockR, draging out the same old line to any public hater |
AkewsticRockR (aka Kyle) Is a self-proclaimed "holier than thou" YouTube christian whom breaks many of God's laws on a frequent basis in a desperate attempt to create YouTube Lulz and is clearly going to hell when he dies.
AkewsticRockR is guilty of making a constant practice of the sins of pride, wrath, hypocrisy, homosexuality, lying, and not loving thy neighbors like he loves himself(and he loves himself a lot). Despite all this, AkewsticRockR is happy to preach to any and every person who says a single curse-word on YouTube about their sins and how they are to be condemned for it.
AkewsticRockR's main hobbies include sucking up to Lisa Nova, criticizing everyone on YouTube for being sinners (the majority of which are saints compared to AkewsticRockR), dissecting other users' videos (picking out the minutest and most insignificant of imperfections) and generally pointing out to everyone at any opportunity that he's now a "YouTube Partner".
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The Birth of Jesus AkewsticRockR
but it's just far too easy!
AkewsticRockR Versus...
| —AkewsticRockR admitting defeat to Irate fanboy Armake21truth. |
AkewsticRockR is infamous for his whiney, butthurt youtube wars that he starts with all sorts of people all the time. This ranges from butthurt over cursewords, to just general dislike of the fact that he's been criticized. And if you really get on his nerves, he will summon the youtube police. He also has a nasty habit of deleting any comments on and off of his channel out of butthurt. What Kyle doesn't realize is that people have caught on to this and have been archiving his comments and comments that his haters post on his channel so that he can no longer cover his ass.
Vs. Undercoverfilmer00v
In the beginning, there was the Undercoverfilmer00v, an equally egocentric and overtly sensitive YouTube film maker who prided himself on his, 45 minute opuses of video perfection and accuracy to detail whilst wearing a white plastic bag over his head.
That was until he met AkewsticRockR...
Noone is truly sure how the war started, but the two would cock slap each other over anything they could instigate as a flaw in each other's work and would fly off carpel tunnel inducing page-fulls of pointless argumentative comments on each others Youtube channel accounts.
After a lulzless e-war, the Undercoverfilmer put his page on lockdown and hasn't released anything since, constantly bashing his fanbase in the process.
Vs. The Irate Gamer
Not even the most sensitive Fuck on YouTube gets butthurt over Kyle's lame trolling attempts.
In Kyle's tiny little mind, his greatest nemesis is the Irate Gamer. Unfortunately for Kyle, his satirical efforts are so lame, cliche, and piss-poor that not even the Irate Gamer himself gives a shit, as he hasn't even commented on any of Kyle's videos, let alone taken them down for copyright infringement like the plagiarising little cunt normally does.
- An example of AkewsticRockR's excellent satirical talents
- - Note the video is not on YouTube, as Kyle is a fucking pussy whom fears the wrath of Mr. Bores.
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| Except it IS on YouTube, right here,but since the author of this tl;dr article is a basement-dwelling slob of an EDiot, we can't expect any kind of accuracy to begin with.
Also note that AkewsticRockR swears in this video, just like he tells everyone else not to do.
- Special thanks to AkewsticRockR for taking time out to edit his own ED article, |
Bores n' Doors
Last Thursday, in an amazing display of hypocrisy, AkewsticRockR created quite possibly the only note-worthy cause in his entire life, a Meme about him knocking on Chris' door and making some sort of mildly amusing comment along the lines of his plagiarising or lack of talent. This might be lulzy, until you realize that Kyle himself has committed plagiarism worse than Bores in the past, and is even less talented.
The original:
As with all mildly popular fads, half a million other basement dwellers jumped on the Bores bandwagon and came up with their own less lulz-worthy efforts:
Lol, Christmas Special!!!:
Vs. thevideogamebasher
It's not just well respected hated figures Kyle likes to pick on either, he picks on anybody who either finds something wrong with him, or is perceived by him to be a sinner of some kind. This includes newfags whom are brave enough not to back down to RockR's inferior intellect, and this is what happened to thevideogamebasher when he decided to jump on the Bores n' Doors bandwagon and created a video Kyle didn't like and got butthurt over LOL TOS'D.
Gallery of AkewsticRockR
See Also
- LeisureSuitGaming - Arch Nemesis of AkewsticRockR
- Video Game Reviewers
- Armake21
- YouTube
- Christian
External Christian Links
- AkewsticRockR's YouTube Page
- AkewsticRockR's MySpace Page - Abandoned, butthurt over people he didn't know sending him friends requests. (Seriously!)
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