From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Albania a.k.a. the Columbia of Europe is a load of crap nation no one cares about in the Balkans. As they have contributed nothing useful to mankind, Albanians have to practice the one thing they are actually good at: crime. If you'd happen to meet a typical Albanian, he'd most likely claim to be of Illyrian descent and link them to Alexander the Great, thus claiming to be at the roots of our western civilisation. In reality of course, the only famous Albanian the world can think of is Mother Theresa.

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