Alcoholic

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Do you drain the dregs from the wine bottles in your parents' recycling bin when no one's about? Are you a little too fond of sniffing your granny's cooking sherry? It's possible that you might be an alcoholic (see also English).
Practically the entire population of britain Ireland are fully functional alcoholics, to the extent that in 'bars' in England for an extra ten pence you can have a choice of background noise ranging from heavy traffic and office sounds to (particularly in Northern Ireland) gunshots and mortar fire. The average british man spends more time in his local pub than he spends masturbating and only slightly less time than he spends sleeping. Popular drinks include beer, lager, ale, bitter, cider and battery acid; while the men prefer to stick to neat whiskey, vodka and absinthe.

[edit] Characteristics of Alcoholics

Alcoholism involves binge drinking and heavy drinking on a regular basis.

Confronting an alcoholic about their drinking is effective for getting them to drink more.

• Shaky hands.
• Use of unusually large drinking vessels.
• Interpersonal problems.
• Possession of a big stash of booze in the cistern of your toilet.
• Alcoholics on the internet have been known to make teksoqp
• Red nose

[edit] Some known alcoholics

• John Wayne
• Joseph Stalin
• Glenn Beck
• Jesus
• Killhamster
• your mom
• Martha C Clarke
• Brad Hole
• George Bush
• Ryan Furrina
• You

[edit] See also

• Hawt drunk girls !>>FREE<<!
• Hangover
• Drunk dialing
• drink driving/George Bush
• Oclet
• Modern Drunkard Magazine - The only rag for today's booze hag!