Alex Jones

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After a spending a number of years in an FEMA Concentration Camp, Meat Loaf took to political activism to expose the lies of the New World Order.
After a spending a number of years in an FEMA Concentration Camp, Meat Loaf took to political activism to expose the lies of the New World Order.
Alex Jones, also known as David Icke, is an IRL troll and libertarian intellectual from Texas who believes that the United States are being run by the Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy.

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[edit] Documentaries

The most notable portion of Jones' longstanding career is the absurd number of documentaries he's made over the years exposing the lies of the government. The first big name in these exposés was America: Wake Up or Waco, about the FBI raid on the Branch Davidians in 1993.

Average plot summary of an Alex Jones documentary:

All of these documentaries are on sale on one of Jones' various websites. All of them cost a small fortune for the DVD versions, but since people rip them and put them on Google video no one buys them anyway.

[edit] Radio Show

Alex Jones gives us an idea of what debating on his radio show is like.
Alex Jones gives us an idea of what debating on his radio show is like.

Like every libertarian intellectual with a computer, Jones is also famous for having his own radio show. Most of the time it tends to be a circle-jerk of conspiracy theorists and people who call in only to get pwnt by Jones' fanboys.

Other popular topics include:

Some argue that the Muse song "Time is Running Out" is about the blowjob Jones gave Matthew Bellamy to get him to appear on the show.

[edit] The Internet

Jones runs a number of websites devoted to his war against the elite, the most notable of which are Prison Planet and Infowars. Both sites appeal to freethinkers of the eclectic variety. Though liberals love to cite Jones as a champion of truth and freedom in the wake of George Bush's rampant faggotry, any moron who actually bothers to read his articles would know that he's just as bad, if not worse than the people he so heroically stands against. This makes Jones roughly the political equivalent of a televangelist.

Selling points of an Alex Jones website include:

[edit] Typical Alex Jones Show



[edit] Dr. Death, 2006

This man wants to kill everyone in your family with AIDS.
This man wants to kill everyone in your family with AIDS.

The drama began when a well-known scientist, Dr. Pianka, gave a lecture at the Texas Academy of Science and made some off-hand remarks about how humans were destroying the planet and how likely it is a pandemic will wipe out a large portion of the population in the future. Investigative journalist and general fucktard Forrest Mims decided that these were the words of a mad scientist bent on wiping out the human population with an airborne virus, and Jones quickly caught on, calling Pianka "Dr. Death", the frontman for the elite's New World Order agenda of genocide.

In the time since, Dr. Pianka's received a number of death threats from various crusaders for justice.

[edit] Trolling Alex Jones' Fanbase

  • Show them this article
  • Add a link to Tin Foil Hat to the See Also section of his TOW. When one of his fan boys reverts, add it again.
  • Inform them that Ron Paul has had as much of a chance winning the election as a cat has of winning a dog show.
  • Mock their beliefs by telling them that you're a member of the Illuminati or that Ron Paul is really a space lizard.
  • Ask them why they don't get vaccinations[1] or use anything with fluoride[2].
  • Inform them that JEWS DID WTC

[edit] Critical Questions for the Alex Jones Fan

  • If Alex Jones' documentaries and books are full of the vital critical information needed to stop the New World Order, why does he still charge money for them?
  • How can a world-controlling organization be stopped by the very system of government it invented?
  • ...oh wait. It CAN'T.
  • If Alex Jones and Dylan Avery are all that stands between the government and world domination, why haven't they been killed by CIA hitmen yet?
  • If fire can't melt steel, then how come this happened?
  • Also, isn't steel made by melting stuff?
  • See if they can define Neocon in their own words without using anything they learned from Alex Jones or Wikipedia, or see if they can use it in a accurate and non-sensationalistic manner.
  • Ask them if they can explain why Jones stated the firefighters were involved in 9/11 on his radio show and web site, but when he was quested about it later he denied he ever said anything like that[3].

[edit] See Also

[edit] External Links

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