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Alfred Perlstein
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Also known as zb, and notso (a humorous take on his former IRC handle, brightmn). Works on FreeBSD both as a kernel hacker and as a consistant instigator of internal developer drama. Previously lived in the San Francisco Bay Area spending his free time terrorizing its citizens with his motorcycle and frequenting various hospitals. Recently retreated to New York to correct the shortage of Jews. Currently using his talents to mathmatically facilitate internet dating stalking amongst 16 year old girl camwhores and the fatties that love them. Can be found on idlenet most often in sfrivethead and insub. Has a long history of wanting to suck cocks in BSDcode, making Goth girls cry, and teaming up with SKUL to destroy bad C and Perl code.
[edit] Lifetime Failure Award Recipient
He once quit irc forever to the sheer delight of Bantown, as he had not completed a single mission and was gay with Tosh. (Tosh is also gay with jbs.) Upset, he accused everyone who did not laugh at his lack of funny as being in cahoots with RBK, because it must surely be the doings of that evil slut and not his own downward spiral since birth.
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