Aliza Shvarts
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Aliza Shvarts is an Ivy League college student and self-styled "fetus artist" who made headlines (and also, people puke) on 17 April 2008 by trolling the entire planet with her latest project: spending 8 months of her life popping out aborted fetuses at Yale University. Her project was conveniently timed to coincide with the visit of Pope Benedict XVI to America.
The exhibit will be on public display from April 22 to May 1 at Yale's Holcombe T. Green Jr. Hall. Shvarts will be honored at a reception April 25. Apparently suffering from troll's remorse, Shvarts has submitted an alternate project in order to receive a passing grade.
She has been identified by Anon's Centre for Talented Youth Recruitment Programme as a potential lolcow and will be watched closely for epic win in the coming months.
When it comes to MOD-URN art, the word "miscarriage" was exclusively used to describe the piece. Aliza boldly cuts out (amirite?) the middlewomyn making the piece itself a literal miscarriage.
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[edit] Her Art
Aliza's senior art project is a documentary video of how she got pregnant by artificially inseminating herself with donated sperm multiple times and then used "morning after" pills, although every retard knows morning after pills cannot cause an abortion because they are just high doses of regular birth control pills, to end her pregnancies, as well as preserved samples of her own blood that she would later use in lesbian vampire orgies.
With this, Shvarts has managed to troll both pro life and pro choice people. The former are shocked & appalled because Shvarts casually gave herself abortions to further her "art." The latter are outraged because they feel she is trivializing an important issue and making the hard choice women face with an unwanted pregnancy into something absurd.
Of her stunt, Aliza stated
| —Aliza Svarts, being a pretentious little fuck |
[edit] HAHAHA
Yale has since claimed that she made the whole thing up and that the 'deception' is part of the larger project. Shvarts apparently told three senior Yale University officials, including two deans, that she did not do the things she claimed in her art project, and that the whole thing was a work of "creative fiction."
| —Helaine S. Klasky, associate dean, Yale |
[edit] HAHAHA 2.0
As of 10 minutes ago, the slippery Jew(in b4u) had reversed course and is claiming that Yale is “ultimately inaccurate” and she did, indeed, have multiple abortions. Shvarts then showed the Yale News footage from tapes she plans to play at the exhibit. The tapes depict her alone in a shower stall bleeding into a cup. At times during the tape, she was naked, other times, she wasn't.
Shvarts said her project would take the form of a large cube suspended from the ceiling of a room in the gallery. She will wrap hundreds of feet of plastic sheeting around the cube, with blood from her self-induced miscarriages lining the sheeting.
Recorded videos of her experiencing her miscarriages would be projected onto the four sides of the cube, Shvarts said, and similar videos would also be displayed on the walls of the room.
Some argue that Shvarts is a massive attention whore, while others believe she is doing this for the lulz, which would make her the Muse of Lulz.
[edit] Reaction
| —National Right to Life Committee President Wanda Franz |
| —NARAL Pro-Choice America's Ted Miller |
- Aliza Shvarts is a Monster!
- What's the difference between Aliza Shvarts and Goebbels, Himmler and Hitler?
- Jezebel calls bullshit.
- She's one sick puppy.
- The Internets reacts.
[edit] See Also
- Abortion
- The Pope
- Catholics
- Attention Whore
- Art School
- Batshit
- Nice try
- Liberal
- Feminazi
- Scientology
[edit] External Links
- Yale Daily News reports you decide.
- Aliza explains it all
- HOAXHOAXHOAXHOAX
- Fox News Reports on the Funky Fetus Fest, we can all go home now
- A charming coming-of-age tale written by Shvarts
- Purchase abortion-inspired jewelry!
- Contacting Aliza
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