Allah

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

God, according to the Ay-rabs and millions of their friends. Allah's religion is properly referred to as I Slam Beer or simply 'Islam'(Arabic for submission/rape; its adherents are called "Muslims", or sand heroes. The central tenet of Islam is that there are no other gods (e.g., Jesus, Raptor Jesus, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Cthulhu, Mudkips, Etc.) except for Allah and that Mohammed was his prophet. Allah inspires his fanboys around the world to become heroes in his holy name. Fewer fandoms have more devoted followers. See Islam

God, as worshipped by the Muslims. The slogan "Allah Ackbar" translates literally from the Arabic as "Allah is (Admiral) Ackbar."

1 History
2 Interesting Facts
3 Friends of Allah
4 Things Allah Hates
5 Things Done in the Name of Allah
6 Things Done by Jews
7 See Also

[edit] History

During the early days of teh Internets, Mohammed, an towelhead living in the city of Mecca in what is now Saudi Arabia, began to receive IMs from Allah, who was using the screenname "Jibril." The messages were mostly mildly obscene threats, but Mohammed saw the potential for epic trolling and lulz, so he compiled them into a single, gigantic e-document that he called the "Qur'an." Muhammed distributed it to his closest e-friends, who posted it to many ancient usenet groups of the day, causing innumerable flame wars. Eventually, the e-jihad was born, the purpose of which was to spread the word of Allah by any means necessary to the rest of the world.

The name of Allah appears mysteriously on a Burger King label in England.

[edit] Interesting Facts

Allah is the central focus of terrorism.
Allah promises 72 virgins if you become an hero for him (Read the Qu'ran for handy bomb making tips, and ways to becoming a hero).
Allah planned 9/11, and then blamed a mentally retarded jew named Osama Bin Laden who couldn't tell a bomb from his own left testicle.
Although forbids the depiction of Allah in art, he is commonly depicted in much of the Danish press as an elderly man with a beard, towels wrapped around his head, and a bomb jacket strapped to him.