Almost rapped
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For trillions of years the phenomenon of almost rapping has perplexed the white man. Kicking the shit out of black people in every other aspect of life, whitie has tried and failed many times to master the art of rap. Not content with their previous success in failing, black people, pissing in an ocean of piss, too began polluting the tubes with shit rap. With the advent of YouTube their horror can echo for eternity.
Almost rapping is different from being a fucking wigger because whitie is often well aware of his extreme shit sucking but batshit crazily believes that rapping like a retard is comedy gold. Despite popular opinion there ARE black people on the internets, and not all of them can rap, in fact some of them are so bad they make Miley Cyrus look Street. In a win for multiculturalism, this proves all races are equally fucked up in every way.
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[edit] Taxonomy
When good internets go bad.
[edit] Christian Rap
Christian Rap AKA. C-Rap is ridiculous dog shit produced for the Christian demographic aka retards who think a superhero will save them. It is responsible for 99% of terrible black rappers who get record deals as no self-respecting talented rapper would waste their time on it. There is a Christian rap page on MySpace if you want to see more. You won't though.
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The following video consists of the phrases "Go to Church" and "Don't do Drugs" all else is irrelevant. |
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If this guy isn't a troll, he's proven God doesn't exist. |
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"AND THE FAT LADY CAN SING BUT NOT UNTIL GOD SAYS SO WHEN I SAY TRUE BLOOD I AIN'T TALKIN ABOUT THE LUNCH ROOM" <--- These lyrics are not from the same video as BANGIN 4 CHRIST, it's a terrifying trend. |
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I have absolutely no idea what this song is about, but he has a cane for some reason. "I'M BANGIN FOR CHRIST, I'M BANGIN FOR CHRIST, DON'T ASK ME WHAT I'M DOING, I'M BANGIN FOR CHRIST, I'M BANGIN FOR CHRIST, I'M BANGIN FOR CHRIST, I GOT MY WAR BOOTS ON AND I'M BANGIN FOR CHRIST, AND THE FAT LADY CAN SING BUT NOT UNTIL GOD SAYS SO WHEN I SAY TRUE BLOOD I AIN'T TALKIN ABOUT THE LUNCH ROOM" |
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I can't understand any of the lyrics except, "I've got Jesus in my hood", this video appears to have been made on a camera phone. |
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Even Irish Wigra-Chavs are getting in on teh act!!1 |
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Moar pikey rap. |
[edit] Internet Celebrities
[edit] Deep Sea Regret
Deep Sea Regret, yo. Do I really have to say.. Watch NAO
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[edit] Gangsta Elijah
GangstaElijah is a lame actor/comedian from suburban Phoenix, Arizona who thought it would be funny to set up a YouTube channel of shit rap and parody real gangstas. For a while people believed him and were either offended or hated him passionately until the moron got himself banned for making death threats and left YouTube.
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[edit] Chris Tilton The Wojahn Bros
The song Oh No You Didn't by Chris Tilton The Wojahn Bros was used in an advertisement for the game Mercenaries 2 and became a 4chan meme soon after. Some argue it's the funniest thing ever, while sane people argue it sucks horse cock. The latter being the most true.
[edit] IRL Celebrities
What were you expecting? They're all retarded.
[edit] Lisa D'Amato
Possibly the worst rapper in history, Lisa D'Amato came 6th in cycle 5 of America's next top model coked-up whore. She threatens to "Pistol whip you in the ass, dawg" which is both confusing and arousing. If this bitch isn't joking I quit life right now. This shit sounds like karaoke.
[edit] Jodie Foster
In this disturbing video Jodie Foster, Queen of rape movies, quotes Eminem's Lose Yourself at a graduation ceremony for thousands of University students. It is embarrassing to witness such a horrifying display of whiteness and you may have an anxiety attack while watching this.
[edit] Azn rap
Even the Azn trying to rap about SARS which eventually fail.
[edit] See Also
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Almost rapped is part of a series on Music |
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