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Lookin good, amirite?

Moar like JEWdolph, amirite?

Mountain Jews LOL You said it<<<

Super cool bowlcut, amirite?

Amirite is a stupid American imitation of the original fine English sentence closing, "innit?". This expression is used to call attention to a devastatingly witty and original play on words, questioning on the push-pull result. It's also used after a racist remark to call in other racists so that they can raep them

Example JEWsages:

The Good News Bible...moar liek The Good JEWS Bible, amirite?
Who did WTC... moar liek JEWS did WTC, amirite?
Bathroom... more like bathJEWm, amirite?
/b/... more liek /JEW/, amirite?
Nigger Juice...moar liek Nigger JEWS, amirite?
Fuck you... Moar liek Fuck JEWS, amirite?
Fuck you... Moar liek Fuck JEWS, and you as well, amirite?
Anne Frank, moar liek BIG FAGGOT JEW, amirite?
Benito Mussolini... moar liek Benito JEWsolini, amirite?
Your English Professor..moar liek DIRTY JEWIS REDUNDANT, amirite?
8:32... moar liek HATE DIRTY JEW, amirite?
1:22... moar liek UNFUNNY JEW, amirite?
Net Authority...moar liek JEW Authority, amirite?
Pikachu... moar liek PikaJEW, amirite?
Jimmy Eat World moar liek JEW amirite? (See what we did there?)
Durex... moar liek JEWrex amirite?
Nu Metal... moar liek JEW metal amirite?
New York City... moar liek JEW York City, amirite? (Especially the Upper West Side)
New York City... moar liek JEW PORK City, amirite?
Julliard... moar liek JEWlliard, amirite?
New Years Eve... moar liek JEW Years Eve amirite?
YouTube... moar liek JEWTube, amirite?
Youtube Poop... moar liek JEW-JEWb JEWp, amirite?
USA... moar liek JEW-S-A, amirite?
Tom Cruise... moar liek Tom JEWse, amirite?
vegimite... more liek veJEWmite, amirite?
Julia Roberts... moar liek JEWlia Roberts, amirite?
Saddam Hussein... moar liek Saddam JEWssein, amirite?
New Mexico... moar liek JEW Mexico, amirite?
Newspaper... moar liek JEWspaper, amirite?
Museum... moar liek JEWseum, amirite?
United Nations... moar liek JEWnited Nations, amirite?
Judo... moar liek JEWdo, amirite?
Mountain Dew... moar liek Mountain JEW, amirite?
Newfoundland... moar liek JEWfoundland, amirite?
Jujubes... moar liek JEWJEWbes, amirite?
Chewbacca... moar liek JEWbacca, amirite?
Fox News...moar liek Fox JEWs, amirite?
Foo Fighters... moar liek JEW Fighters, amirite? Or, alternately, THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST of JEW, amirite?
Judge Judy... moar liek Judge JEWdy, amirite?
Choo choo train... moar like JEW JEW train, amirite?
Cows go moo... moar liek cows go JEW, amirite?
Tuition... moar liek JEWition, amirite?
Utah... moar liek JEWtah, amirite?
UK... moar liek JEWK, amirite?
The Ukraine... moar liek the JEWkraine, amirite?
U.S.S.R... moar liek JEW.S.S.R., amirite?
Jewelry... moar liek JEW-elery, amirite?
University... moar liek JEWniversity, amirite?
Tunisia... moar liek JEWnisia, amirite?
Jumanji... moar liek JEWmanji, amirite?
Joey Julian... moar liek JEWey JEWlian, amirite?
Julienned potatoes... moar liek JEWlienned potatoes, amirite?
Judaism, moar liek JEWdaism, amirite?
Universal suffrage... moar liek JEWniversal suffrage, amirite?
My two cents... moar liek my JEW cents, amirite?
Rudolph... moar like JEWdolph, amirite?
June... moar liek JEWn, amirite?
Unicorn... moar liek JEWnicorn, amirite?
Shrewsbury College... moar liek JEWsbury College, amirite?
Jeruselam... moar liek JEWruselam, amirite?
You are dumb... moar liek JEW are dumb, amirite?
Winnie the Pooh... moar liek Winnie the JEW, amirite?
Poo... moar liek JEW, amirite?
Blue's Clues... moar liek Blue's JEWs, amirite?
Megadeth... moar liek MegaJEW, amirite?
Scooby Doo... moar liek Scooby JEW, amirite?
Juicy Juice... moar liek JEWcy JEWs, amirite?
Jewtube... moar liek JEW... tube.
Judas... moar liek JEWdas, amirite?
Vaginal Residue... moar liek Vaginal ResiJEW, amirite?
Anal Lube... moar liek Anal JEWb, amirite?
Pubic Crab Lice... moar liek JEWbic crab lice, amirite?
Rubik's cube... moar liek JEWbik's cube, amirite?
Islam... moar liek JEWSlam, amirite?
All the Whos in Whoville... moar liek all the JEWs in JEWville, amirite?
Chew your food... moar liek JEW your food, amirite?
I've got the blues... moar liek I've got the JEWs, amirite?
Jews... moar liek JEWS, amirite? What?
Pluto... moar liek JEWto, amirite? (All Jews come from Jewto, and having failed to exterminate Jews from the Human race, the world did the next best thing and now JEWto isn't even a planet. It's now a fucking rock in outerspace.)
Jesus of Nazareth... moar liek JEWsus of NIGGAreth, amirite?
Toys "R" Us... moar liek JEWS "R" us, amirite?
Salt... moar liek Sodium Chloride, amirite?
Gas chamber... moar liek JEW chamber, amirite?
"I hate juice"... moar liek "I hate JEWS", amirite?
Play Station 2... moar liek Play Station JEW, amirite?
Voodoo man... moar liek JEWdoo man amirite?
Boobs... moar liek JEWbs amirite?
Jerry Springer... moar like JEWry Springer, amirite?
Flute... moar liek JEWte amirite?
Jupiter... moar liek JEWpiter amirite?
Stupid... moar liek JEWpid amirite?
Yahoo... moar liek JEWhoo
Billy Joel... moar liek Billy JEWl amirite?
No one's ever going to fucking read this far, lulz. Amirite?
I read this far dude...moar liek I read this far JEW amirite?
Sun Tzu... moar liek Sun JEW amirite?
Squidward... moar liek gay, amirite?
Tutu.. moar liek JEWJEW amirite?
Tsunami... more liek JEWnami amirite?
Spoon... moar liek JEWn amirite?
Euthanasia... moar liek JEWthanasia, amirite?
Kangaroo... moar liek KangaJEW amirite?
World of Warcraft... moar liek World of JEWcraft amirite?
The Who... moar liek the JEW amirite?
Musical... moar liek JEWsical amirite?
Shoop da Whoop... moar liek JEWp da JEWp amirite?
Hey Jude... moar liek hey JEWd amirite?
Moot... moar liek JEWt amirite?
Ratatouille... moar liek RataJEWille amirite?
Chicken coop... moar liek Chiken JEWp amirite?
Chris Cooper... moar liek Chris JEWper amirite?
Superman... moar liek JEWperman amirite?
Bernoulli's Principle.. moar liek BerJEWlli's amirite?
Sir Isaac Newton... moar liek Sir Isaac JEWton amirite?
Judiciary System... moar liek JEWdiciary System amirite?
Juniper bush... moar liek JEWniper bush amirite?
Scrimgeour...moar liek ScrimJEW amirite?
Pooper... moar liek JEWper amirite?
Dead babies... moar liek mass genocide of the JEWs amirite?
Soup... moar liek JEWp amirite?
Blue-fotted Boobie... moar liek JEW-footed JEWbie amirite?
Screwdriver... moar liek JEWdriver, amirite...?
The Sound of Music... moar liek The Sound of JEWsic amirite?
Yu-Gi-Oh!... moar liek JEW-GAY-OHHHHH, amirite?
Brew... moar liek JEW amirite?
Yuricon... Moar liek JEWricon amirite?
Shroom.. moar liek JEWm amirite?
Bloom... moar liek JEWm amirite?
Gloom... moar liek JEWm amirite?
Broom... moar liek JEWm amirite?
Doom... moar liek JEWm amirite?
Vroom... moar liek JEWm amirite?
Zoom... moar liek JEWm amirite?
Boom... moar liek JEWm amirite?
Room... moar liek JEWm amirite?
Groom... moar liek JEWm amirite?
Loom... moar liek JEWm amirite? Wait a minute...
Communism... moar liek ComJEWnism amirite?
Pirates of the Carribean... moar liek JEWS SWIMMING IN SEMEN amirite?
Too Fast, Too Furious... moar liek JEW Fast, JEW JEWrious amirite?
Sploodge... moar liek JEWdge amirite?
Jews did WTC... moar liek JEWs did WTC amirite?
Romulus and Remus... moar liek RomJEWlus and Remus amirite?
Zoolander... moar liek JEWlander amirite?
Costume... moar liek CostJEWm amirite?
To be or not to be... moar liek Just focking kill urself you stupid JEW amirite?
Peru... moar liek PeJEW amirite?
Joey Tribianni... moar liek JEWy Tribbianni amirite?
Super Glue... moar liek JEWper JEW amirite?
Prune Juice... moar liek JEWn JEWce amirite?
Mr. Hooper... moar liek Mr. JEWper amirite?
Chicken Soup for the Soul II... moar liek Chicken JEWp for the Soul JEW amirite?
Ulysses S. Grant... moar liek JEWlysses S. Grant amirite?
Poontang... moar liek JEWntang amirite?
Ruples... moar liek JEWples amirite?
Poodle... moar liek JEWdle amirite?
Consumable goods... moar liek conJEWmable JEWds amirite?
Moxy Fruvous... moar liek Moxy JEWvous amirite?
Green Day... moar liek three talentless JEWs amirite?
Tuba... moar liek JEWba amirite?
United States... moar liek JEWnited States, amirite?
Holocaust... moar liek GOOD NEWS, amirite?
Never too Late... moar liek Never JEW Late, amirite?
"Holocaust... moar liek GOOD NEWS, amirite?"... moar liek "Holocaust... moar liek good JEWS", amirite?
11:38... moar liek Hitler was Great!, amirite?
Whoop Zoop Sloop... moar liek JEWp JEWp JEWp amirite?
Unleash the Fury... moar liek Unleash the JEWry amirite?
Joni Mitchell... moar liek JEWni Mitchell amirite?
Lawsuit... moar liek lawJEWt amirite?
Confucius... moar liek ConJEWcius amirite?
Jerry Lee Lewis... moar liek Jerry Lee JEWis amirite?
Dennis Kucinich... moar liek Dennis JEWcinich amirite?
Rudy Giuliani... moar liek Rudy JEWliani, amirite?
Prudish... Moar JEWdish amirite?
Watch yoar 'tude young man... moar liek watch your JEWd young man amirite?
Utility... moar liek JEWtility amirite?
Junior Mints... moar liek JEWnior Mints amirite?
Booster seat... moar liek JEWster sear amirite?
Sonic Boom... moar liek Sonic JEWm amirite?
Looney Toons... moar liek JEWney JEWns amirite?
Hot Air Balloon... moar liek Hot Air BaJEWn amirite?
Groupie... moar liek JEWpie amirite?
High Noon... moar liek High JEWn amirite?
Galoomph... moar liek GaJEWmph amirite?
Blue Lagoon... moar liek JEW laJEWN amirite?
Janine Garafallo... moar liek JEWnine Garafallo amirite?
Düsseldorf... moar liek JËWsseldorf amirite?
July...moar liek JEW LIE
Oompa Loompa... moar liek JEWmpa JEWmpa amirite?
Big Kahuna... moar liek Big KaJEWna amirite?
Lakota Sioux... moar liek Lakota JEW amirite?
Anubis... moar liek AJEWbis amirite?
Saloon... moar liek SaJEWN amirite?
Humerus... moar liek JEWmerus amirite?
Foozeball... moar liek JEWzeball amirite?
Persecution of the Jews... moar liek PerseJEWtion of the JEWs amirite?
Fursecution... moar liek FurseJEWtion amirite?
Homosexual... moar liek HomosexJEWal amirite?
The Used... moar liek The JEWsed amirite?
Supercalifragilisticexpeialidocious... moar liek SupercalifraJEWlisticexpeialidocious amirite?
Floccinaucinihilipilification... moar liek FloccinaucinihilipilificationJEW amirite?!?!?!
Rhubarb pie...moar liek JEWbarb pie amirite?!
Mötley Crüe...moar liek motley JEW amirite?!?!
I'm gonna sue you for everything you own...moar liek I'm gonna JEW you for everything you own amirite?!
Education...moar liek edJEWcation amirite?
Raelism...moar liek ISRAELism amirite?
Holocaust... moar liek TAKING OUT THE TRASH, amirite?
High School Musical 2... moar liek High School JEWsical JEW amirite?
Corbin Bleu... moar liek Corbin JEW amirite?
Lucas Grabeel... moar liek JEWcas Grabeel amirite?
Bleu cheese...moar liek JEW cheese! amirite?
Jukebox...moar liek JEWkebox! amirite?
Family Feud...moar liek Family JEWd? amirite?
Orange Juice...moar liek Orange JEWs! amirite?
What would Jesus do... moar liek what would Jesus JEW amirite?
U... moar liek JEW amirite?
W... moar liek double-JEW amirite?
Congruent... moar liek conJEWant amirite?
You... moar liek JEW amirite?
Shamu moar liek shamJEW! amirite?!
Feline leukemia... moar liek feline JEWkemia amirite?
Semites performed Twin Towers...moar liek Jews did WTC amirite?
July... moar liek JEW LIE amirite?
Do a barrel roll... moar liek JEW a barrel roll, amirite?
Destroy Everything... moar liek Destroy EveryJEW, amirite?
BBQ... moar liek BBJEW, amirite?
Barbecue... moar liek BarbeJEW, amirite?
Cooties... moar liek JEWties, amirite?
U2... Moar liek JEWJEW, amirite?
jew.....moar liek JEW, amirite?
Wu Tang Clan...moar liek JEW Tang Clan, amirite?
2002...moar liek JEW thousand and JEW, amirite?
"In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue"... Moar liek "In fourteen-ninetyJEW, Columbus sailed the ocean JEW", amirite?
2 plus 2 makes 4... Moar liek JEW plus JEW makes 4, amirite?
Fooley Cooley... moar liek JEWly JEWly, amirite?
Jackie Chan... moar liek JEWkie Chan, amirite?
Beowulf... moar liek BeoJEWlf, amirite?
Holocaust... moar liek JEWlocaust, amirite?
WTC... moar liek Did by JEWS, amirite?
"Eats, Shoots, and Leaves"... moar liek "Eats, JEWts, and Leaves", amirite?
Adam Sandler... moar liek big JEW, amirite?
Djbouti... moar liek JEWJEWtie, amirite?
52 card pickup... moar liek fiftyJEW card pickup, amirite?
French Revolution... moar liek French RevoJEWtion, amirite?
Beatlejuice... moar liek BeatleJEWce, amirite?
Cartoon Network... moar liek CarJEWn Network, amirite?
42... moar liek forty-JEW, amirite?
Pick and Choose... moar liek KICK SOME JEWS, amirite?
Who can choose to view the new Blue's Clues... moar liek JEW can JEWse JEW JEW the JEW JEWs JEWs, amirite?
Candlejack... moar liek Ca
"I'll kill that racoon" moar liek JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW, amirite?
Amirite... moar liek AmiJEW, godihopenot?
Tried and true Jew joke... moar liek tried and JEW JEW JEWke, amirite?
Subaru Forrester.....moar liek JEWbaru Forrester, amirite?
Big League Chew... Moar liek Big Dumb JEW, amirite?
"What I like about you"... Moar liek "What I liek about JEWS"... Nothing at all, amirite?
I Threw Up... Moar liek I JEW'd up, amirite?
I Puked... Moar liek I JEWked, amirite?
Chutes and Ladders...moar liek JEWts and Ladders, amirite?
Hebrew... Moar liek HebJEW, amirite?
Jubilee... Moar liek JEWbilee, amirite?
Futurama... Moar liek JEWtJEWrama, amirite?
Jawsome... Moar liek JEWsome, amirite?
Blu Aardvark... moar liek JEW Aardvark, amirite?
Chankachankaboo... moar liek CHINKaCHINKaJEW, amirite?
Noob... Moar liek JEWb, amirite?
Jesus...moar leik JEWSus, amirite?
Ruby Tuesday... moar liek JEWby JEWS-GAY, amirite?
Bruce Willis... moar liek "JEWS KILL US", amirite?
The Bruiser... moar liek The JEWser, amirite?
Wild Goose Chase... moar liek Wild JEWse Chase, amirite?
"Support Our Troops"... moar liek "Support Our JEWps", amirite?
Punky Brewster... moar liek MONKEY JEWster, amirite?
Uber... moar liek JEWber, amirite?
Pseudo-fur... moar liek JEWdo-fur, amrite?
Google... moar liek JEWgle, amirite?
Bugle Boy... moar liek BAGEL Boy- I mean JEWgle Boy, amirite?
"Dude, Where's My Car?"... moar liek "JEWS, WHERE'S MY GOLD?", amirite?
Jurassic Park... moar liek JEWrASSis Park, amirite?
Jiggaboo... moar liek NIGGA JEW, amirite?
"Reduce, reuse, recycle"... moar liek "ReJEWce, reJEWse, reKYKEle", amirite?
Michael Newdow... moar liek KIKEael JEWdow, amirite?
Kinkaju... moar liek CHINK-a-JEW, amirite?
Douchebag... moar liek JEWISH FAG, amirite?
Cooperation... moar liek JEW OPERATION, amirite?
Q-Tips... moar liek JEW Tips, amirite?
Toothpicks... moar liek JEW SPICS, amirite?
Youth Group... moar like JEWth JEWp, amirite?
"Remember to spay and neuter your pets"... moar liek "remember JEW GAY and JEWter your pets", amirite?
The B52s... moar like the 3 SHIFTY JEWS, amirite?
Blink 182... moar liek CHINK, RUN! EIGHTY JEWS! amirite?
2girls1cup... moar liek JEWgirls1cup, amirite?
Theraflu... Moar liek SCARE A JEW BY SHOWING THEM A SHOWER!, amirite?
Jon Stewart... Moar liek Jon JEWart, amirite?
Jerusalem... moar liek JEW-JEW-salem, amirite?
Bluetooth... moar liek JEW-JEWth, amirite?
Jujitsu... Moar liek JEWjitJEW, amirite?
Music Appreciation... Moar liek JEWsic Obliteration, amirite?
Goo Goo Dolls... Moar liek JEW JEW Balls, amirite?
Banjo Kazooie... Moar liek Banjo KaJEWie, amirite?
EWWWWWWWWWWW... Moar like JEWWWWW, amirite?
You are Doing it Wrong...Moar liek You are JEWing it wrong, amirite?
Jew blood... moar liek pizza sauce, amirite?
Judicator Aldaris... moar liek JEWdicator Aldaris, amirite?
lollapalooza... moar liek lollapaJEWza, amirite?
Blue Suede Shoes... moar leik Nuke All JEWS, amirite?
Julia Roberts... moar leik JEWlia JEWJEW, amirite?
George W. Bush... moar leik JEWorge double-JEW Bush, amirite?
Bubonic Plague...moar liek JEWS don't get laid, amirite?
2222... moar liek JEWthousand JEWhundred and twentyJEW, amirite?
Magic school bus... moar liek Magic JEWbus, amirite?
Jewels.. moar liek JEW-els, amirite?
dude u gay?... moar liek JEW u gay, amirite?
frankenstein? moar liek frankenstein the banker(jew), amirite?
Goldberg... moar liek JEWberg, amirite?
mario and luigi... moar liek mario and JEWigi, amirite?
Lewis Black.. moar liek JEWblack, amirite?
Hebrew hammer.. moar liek hewbrew hammer's a huge kike, amirite?
Encyclopedia dramatica.. moar liek Encyclopedia JEWmatica, amirite?
URL... moar liek JEWRL, amirite?
Super Soaker... moar liek JEWper Soaker, amirite?
Juveniles... moar liek JEWveniles, amirite?
Net Neutrality...moar liek net JEWtrality, amirite?
You've got issues... moar liek JEW've got issJEWS, amirite?
Kung-Fu... moar liek Kung-JEW, amirite?
Haiku... moat liek HAI JEW!, amirite?
Keanu Reeves... moar like KiaJEW Reeks, amirite?
Not a jew... moar liek JEW, amirite?
Kangaroo... moar liek kangaJEW, amirite?
Snitski... moar liek giant JEW from Norway, amirite?
Craig Tully... moar like Craig Jewlly, amirite?
Irish Stew... moar like Irish Jew, amirite?
300... moar like ThreehunJEWd, amirite?
NO U...moar liek NO JEW, amirite?
JEW...moar liek...JEW?, amirite?
Urrite... moar liek JEWrrite, amirite?

JEW know what I mean?

Although there is no explicit requirement that amirite must follow a statement about Jews, all devastatingly witty and original plays on words involve mention of the international Jewry. Such as "Skull Hat... moar liek foreskin on the wrong place retards, amirite?"

It is also ill advised to spell "amirite" in three separate words or with a capital "I", and is many times grounds for IP banning. Faggots usually do this, though it can be excused when PAIRED WITH MIGHT OF ALLCAPS.

[edit] Amirite Processing

The mineral amirite, is amyrous disulfide, AoS2. It has isometric crystals that usually appear as cubes. The cube faces may be striated (parallel lines on crystal surface or cleavage face) as a result of alternation of the cube and pyritohedron faces. amirite also frequently occurs as octahedral crystals and as pyritohedra (a dodecahedron with pentagonal faces). It has a slightly uneven and conchoidal fracture, a hardness of 6–6.5, and a specific gravity of 4.95–5.10. It is brittle, meaning it breaks or powders easily. Haha disregard that I suck cocks.

It is harvested commercially by sending certain frequencies through the Earth approximately equal to "oh.. she certainly carried MY twos" and waiting for the distinct "amirite?lol" reverberation emitted by amirite ore. 60% of the time it works every time.

Amirite is typically coveted for its use as a multipurpose composite material when used in conjunction with trace amounts of win and/or lulz, often used in the construction of high-end Lollerskates and the blades of the Lockheed Martin RFK-6701 Roflcopter.

TL;DR, amirite?