Amazingplatypus69
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Amazingplatypus69 is a 16 year old internet tough guy who is in love with a videogame anthro character named Krystal. His real name is Ben. You can find out moar about him on his Youtube channel.
Wolfeedarkfaggot & awfulplatypus69 are bored ~ Made by Empiroqkrit-Immortal
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[edit] Defending Wolfee
Amazingplatypus69 became a major lulzcow when he started defending Wolfeedarkfang. With a video he tried to disprove BeastForum by questioning the number of posts on that forum. He believed that if there where 0 posts made with the beastforum account it couldn't beWolfeedarkfang, even though everyone with an IQ that is not in the single digits knows you dont need any posts to watch dogs fucking eachother in the ass . When wolfeedarkfang declared his "victory", Amazingplatypus69 his video was removed and he had this excuse:
| —Amazingplatypus69, proving what kind of genius he is |
Amazingplatypus69 always agrees with wolfeedarkfang who loves to be a dictator of the furry fandom, and believes anything that wolfee says. Wolfeedarkfaggot told him not to trust trolls because everything trolls say is a "lie". Amazingplatypus69's first argument against a troll on youtube was this:
[edit] Amazingplatypus Comes Out Of The Closet
Last thursday Amazingplatypus69 came out from the closet and admited that he likes gay yiff pictures. However he said that he is not gay. Wolfeedarkfag WEEEEEE'D from his mental illness, and he is proud that he has a very good supporter who loves him.
[edit] Blockhammering
Amazingplatypus69 has taken the coward's way out by blocking all those who call him out for denying clear evidence of Wolfee's beastforum account and people who made fun of his art
[edit] His love, Krystal the blue vixen
In one of his videos, he explains how and why he had become a furry. He also mentioned that he had a "beautiful" wet dream about Krystal from the game: Starfox, which got him satisfied so much that he wished to continue that dream before he woke up. He thinks that Krystal is hot, and admitted that he would fuck her if she was real. Some argue that Amazingplatypus is too afraid to get a real girlfriend. Trolls started to insult his feelings, breaking his heart by telling him that his love, Krystal, doesn't exist. His favorite Krystal images are Tailsrulz's art. Whenever he looks at Krystal posing in a playboy style with her big boobs, Amazingplatypus69 has a hot feeling and his tool stands up.
how and why I become a furry ~ By Amazingplatypus69
[edit] Wolfeedarkfang gets a rainbow flag
Amazingplatypus69 must have been proud of himself when he received the rainbow pride flag from Wolfeedarkfang. Wolfee WEEEEEE'D from his mental illness called bisexuality. Wolfee asked him to join in his cybersex. Amazingplatypus wished to join but first needed an SL fursona character. Later he asked:
Amazingplatyous69- "Wolfee are you sure that having cybersex with your purple wolf fursona isn't gay?" Wolfeedarkfang - "Don't be silly of course not, my fursona is female, your's is male." Amazingplatypus69 - "Huuuu, so this means that I'm not gay."
Eventualy Amazingplatypus69 got a SL account and joined wolfee in a game of cybersex, he thinks that he's not gay, but having sex with a bisexual man who thinks that he is a female, isn't gay? Well it is 100% gay! Good luck Platypus, wolfee is proud off you, he can't wait for this cybersex, because this is all he can do in his life.
[edit] Quotes
| —Amazingplatypus69, who does anything for the fandom! |
| —Amazingplatypus69, who had a romantic dream about Krystal |
| —Amazingplatypus69, who's teaching trolls about not breaking the laws |
| —Amazingplatypus69, who breaks the law of copyright |
| —GreatSlayerHolyEros |
| —Amazingplatypus69 replies; everything is serious if it's about his love, Crystal |
[edit] His Art
When Amazingplatypus69 first signed up to Youtube, he made a Background image of his fursona with Paint. A lot of trolls and Anons laughed at his drawing poor skills. Nobody told him to prove that he could draw better, but he eventualy made a video of his drawings and said that he had proven that he could draw better than a 2 year old. Who cares?
To all of you trolls who said I draw like a 2 year old!!!! ~ By Amazingplatypus69
Of course more lulz ensued watching Amazingplatypus act like a tough guy again.
Re: I finally crack! (delay in the audio) ~ By ZoolookTheMudkip
| —TheMyotis. |
Re: To all of you trolls who said I draw like a 2 year old!! ~ By TheMyotis
[edit] Game over
This guy must be very retarded, he made a video of GreatSlayerHolyEros and Empiroqkrit-Immortal. He made this video and he hadn't proven anything, all he did is that he complains that Empiroqkrit-Immortal, GreatSlayerHolyEros always trolls him. At the end of all his video he always says this: "Amazingplatypus69 I've proven this message"
game over pt 2 its your turn empirqkrit ~ Made by Amazingplatypus69
When our little furfag, Wolfeeyiffang had uploaded his video of Empiroqkrit, all Empiroqkrit-Immortal did is that he disproved amazingplatypus69's stupid video by uploading a video of Amazingplatypus69 who was sucking a fake bullet like a cock. Empiroqkrit-Immortal had watched one of the wolfeedarkfaggot's video where he tells what furries should do to ignore the trolls, he saw that Amazingplatypus69 had failed at the number 5. "....they will make fun of you over.... ....For example if you pick your nose." Well Maybe, Amazinplatypus69 hadn't picked his nose, but he put something in his mouth that makes him look gay.
Re: game over pt 2 its your turn empirqkrit ~ Made by Empiroqkrit-Immortal
[edit] Asskissing
Amazingplatypus69 doesn't care if someone is gay, bisexual or a zoophile. All he wants is to serve his master wolfeedarkfang, because he believes what wolfeedarkfang believes. For example: Wolfee thinks that he is with the fandom, and if anyone attacks wolfee, the person who attacked him is the enemy of the furry fandom. Same thing with Amazingplatypus69. Empiroqkrit-Immortal said that he hated wolfeedarkfang, and amazingplatypus69 without reason started to insult him and his friends.
"bestiality may be wrong but I have to stick together with my fellow furries, no matter what they do." ~ Amazingplatypus69
Wolfeedarkfaggot is 100% proud of amazingplatypus69. Thank god for this proof. This means if wolfee loves watching animal porn, platypus69 won't care that he did it, he will kiss wolfees ass and support him anyways.
Amazingplatypus69 - "Sieg Heil Yiffler, mein Fur-hrer. Das furry fandom's leader"
Wolfeedarkfaggot - "U stupido, me is wolfee, I no yiffler. Wii must stop all trolls dey R evil and liez!"
Kovács Endre - "Me be zoo too, wii being stick together furever."
TrueFurry - "I am a zoophile too, me fucking dogs benny was so nice to me to saying me is a kind furry"
[edit] The Furryops Incident
Somewhere around September Amazingplatypus decided to kiss Wolfees ass some more and joined Wolfees "SUPER SEKRIT ANTI TROLL FORUM" called Furryops. Turns out he was only friends with the trolls to cover his ass. After a while a member of the FCTC discovered this forum and it was finally hacked by the patriotic nigras. The only thing amazingplatypus could do was to BAAAAAAAAW over the situation since his account is still active on this forum and will not be removed. Read his signature for massive lulz.
All the discusions are still up for your entertainment. What are you waiting for? Go read that shit!
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