American

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

1. A disgusting type of so-called cheese food product, usually found in bologna sandwiches and meatburgers.
2. Language spoken in America (Not to be confused with English, which is spoken in England, Australian which is spoken in Australia, etc.) When you live in America, speak American or GET OUT. Other languages such as Mexican, Canadian, Cherokee, and Esperanto will not be tolerated.
3. The language Jesus Christ apparently spoke -- (what language is the New American Bible written in? Duh) -- and the only language that should be taught in schools anywhere.
4. Another word for "fat"
5. A game designer who slapped his goofy name on "Alice" and "Bad Day L.A." both of which are anti-lolz.
6. Being so Retarded as to vote for George W. Bush. Twice.
7. Obsolete: Of or relating to the United States of America.