User:OldDirtyBtard/The American Dream
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
"give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses longing to be free" was a one-time only offer
The American Dream™ is a marketing tool designed by the bourgeois, capitalist ruling classes to populate the United States of America with loyal puppets and cheap labour. These malleable drones are then used in an intricate charade that is known as "voting" which is used to legitimise a much larger marketing tool called Demockery -a thinly veiled trolling method that America has methodically used to pwn the world through Globalisation.
Although this has been a hugely successful, long-term exercise in covert empire building, it has backfired in recent years as the architect of The American Dream failed to install safety measures -including a 'circuit breaker'- to stem the flow of aspirants.
As of writing there are at least 12,000,000 too many dreamers and the only dreams left are already earmarked for highly educated whites and IT specialists. Thus, The American Dream™ can now be likened to an exclusive club with a velvet rope for the rich and beautiful.
The American Dream™ is also the leading cause of terrorism and nightmares in the rest of the world.
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The most prevalent technique of The Illuminati to propagate this myth is the global dissemination of shit television series such as "Baywatch", "CSI:Miami" and "Friends".
These trick dumb foreigners into believing that, should they move to the U.S, they will immediately have lavish apartments in cosmopolitan cities surrounded by promiscuous women who party 24/7 or bask on sun drenched beaches meeting hot, dumb bimbos with big fag titties who always want teh cock in the back of your classic '69 Camino convertible.
The sad reality is that upon arrival they will be propelled into hideous ghettos where they will have to work 2-job, 20-hour days just to stay above the poverty line and the shame of government issued welfare and food stamps.
Meanwhile, when they're not working for The Man, they spend their leisure time running the gauntlet from a bag of mixed nuts ranging from Evangelical Christians on street corners telling them that The Rapture is coming to thieving nigger crackheads, whilst constantly hiding from a loan shark who's chasing them for the money they borrowed for their astronomical medical bills.
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Inside the gated community that is the United States, things aren't much better. The American "middle class" worker toils in anonymity under the illusion that there is some magical pot of gold at the end of the production line rainbow. Working without health insurance, union representation, pension plans or job security (the 'fat' now trimmed from a bygone era before outsourcing when American industry produced most everything an American could want) still deluded that because they live in the most prosperous nation on earth, maybe tomorrow will be better; it never is.
The proud American still believes the hype: that all men are created equal and that they live in the land of the free and the home of the brave. Never mind that they owe their ass to the bank and their arms and legs to credit card companies, the American worker is a cowardly wage-slave that will endure almost anything the boss dishes out to keep a crap job they hope will one day deliver on the promise advertised by the The American Dream™: college educations, fulfilling careers, luxury 4-door sedans, property, flat screen TVs, bright futures and living happily ever after.
Meanwhile the Chinese have not only taken over the means of production, they are the ones living The American Dream™.
