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Amiga

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Yes, this and only this is what you will use your Amiga for.

A great system for retro-freaks.
The OS of choice for creative thinking.
The greatest computer EVAR.

There are three primary sources for familiarity with Amiga: Faint childhood memories, mistaking it for Iomega, and the furry webcomic Sabrina Online. Actual ownership of an Amiga is not listed 'cos to be a primary source more than a dozen people would have to admit to owning one.

[edit] Amiga Trivia

Amiga is the antonym of Atari ST
Ghostlight owns two Amigas.
Divx-Mongool owns three Amigas.
Tfo's first computer was an Amiga 500.
Amigas have the memory capacity of a calculator
Sid Meier's Pirates! was much better on the Amiga.
"Amiga" is Spanish for ~~"girlfriend". The "Three Amigos" was in fact about a gay love triangle.~~ "female friend", not to be confused with "Novia" which actually means "girlfriend".