Amorrow
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Amorrow (Andrew Morrow) has a reputation for being the kind of guy who kills women he meets on the internets, makes cardigans from their skins, and eats their ovaries in hopes of gaining their superpowers. In truth, he's just a boring nerd who would wet his pants in the event of meeting an actual woman.
Amorrow is a banned Wikipedia editor who shares the dubious honor of being been banned from both TOW and the Wikipedia Review with Blissyu2 and Malber. Due to his seriously boring writing on Encyclopedia Dramatica, even more so than Blissyu2, he earned the Triple Crown of being banned from TOW, WR and ED. He was an insane stalker and internet tough guy who liked to posture about going to Wikimania to "confront" some editors, though it turned out whining about being picked on by girls was more his speed.
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[edit] Elder Scrolls III: Amorrowind
For the official ban rationale, rewind all the way back to the summer of 2005; Amorrow lets his inner Nazi out to play and threatens to fucking shoot someone if they dared to baleet his article.
| —Amorrow, working on some fucking serious business |
The zomg behind the scenes reason was that he was he was engaging in stalking and harassment, the gravest violations of Internet law, and his targets were several admins. He had a creepy fascination with female Wikipedia editors, simultaneously worshipping and hating them because they have the organs he wishes he had, and went so far as to prank-call some of them using Skype. Shockingly, the TOW admins didn't appreciate that bullshit, and he was permabanned for epic fail.
| —Just read this talk page, it's scarier than anything we could say |
His Wikipedia Review ban happened nearly a year later, in June 2006, after the admins there finally got tired of his incessant bitching/drooling over female Wikipedia editors, his persecution complex, and his habit of being an asshole to everybody. He appears to believe that Blu Aardvark and Mistress Selina Kyle banned him in exchange for having Linuxbeak lift their Wikipedia bans, which went about as well as could be expected. Of course, even a terminal douchebag like Amorrow couldn't inspire that kind of epic drama, but try telling him that.
Amorrow then disappeared, as the cops took his computer away all Mitnick-style for internets terrorism.
[edit] Back for more
All was well until September 2007, when WP admins were once again summoned to the anti-exile guns, and women everywhere hid under their beds at the mere thought of that misogynist lunatic coming back. The only real drama that resulted was a short ban of fellow self-righteous stalker Everyking for restoring one of Amorrow's insane posts.
Recently, Amorrow has decided to inflict his presence on ED, filling this article with a bunch of crazy tl;dr crap about girls he likes and what he did on his summer vacation. Be sure to let him know you appreciate him by decorating his user page.
Spending his spring sitting at his computer, Amorrow relentlessly trolled dozens of articles. In the chaos of the drama bomb Amorrow had dropped, Majorly, an administrator, was claimed by an errant banhammer, in a tragic case of friendly fire.
[edit] Stalking of Alison thanks to Daniel Brandt
| —W T F . . . ? ! ? ! (sauce) |
Alison is currently purging her internet history after Daniel Brandt tried to sell her dox to the highest bidder [1].
After Brandt gave out her dox, Amorrow finally validated all the rumors about him, taking his e-vendetta against Wikipedia to the real world, by driving to an Allison's office building to vandalize from the company's WiFi connection. Fortunately, Amorrow is as stupid as he is creepy. Upon using CheckUser, Alison realized that Amorrow was sitting outside in the parking lot in true stalker style. Thinking quickly, she blocked the IP address, forcing Amorrow to move on another wireless hotspot, and she escaped the premises safely. Thwarted, Amorrow now just drives around the city where she lives and visits public library and Internet cafes to post from that IP to say to her "hey, I am in the same city as you", leaving behind a semen-encrusted keyboard.[2] [3] In response, she has been removing mention of him on Wikipedia. (WR thread)
[edit] You blew it!!!
After spending a good portion of 2007 behind bars, Amorrow has once again been shown to be the biggest failure on the Internet, when he was sent back to jail in Spring 2008. Sadly he wasted his freedom incessantly trolling on Wikipedia. After sending death threats to make people ponder their mortality, Andrew showed up in a public place with a baseball bat. The cops were not amused, and a probation hearing and jail soon followed.
[edit] External links
- His web page has some interesting stuff. Reading it can cause drama bombs including hate speech.
- His Wikipedia user page
- Amorrow's ban from The Wikipedia Review
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