Amuria
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Amuria joined devianTART last Thursday and has since been the source of much lulz in regards to haters, fans, bannage, being ryo0oki, and not-so-fake-family members. She is an obvious Attention Whore who soared to popularity due to the fact that a popular TARTlet called Ramy pimped out one of her traced animu pictures, and by telling people she was 14. Although her fans continue to try and whine at her greatness, the fact is they are all trapped guests of Amuria's pity party and there is no hope for them yet.
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[edit] Amuria's ass kiss Brigade
| —~The-Amuria-Fanclub, their signature says it all |
The world of devianTART was dumbfounded that so many bright colours could be so viciously attacked by the dodge tool in photoshop and be called artwork. The 16 year old girls that go by the name of 'The Amuria Fanclub' will flock to her defense if they dare come across a being who refuses to eat Amuria's shit.
Deciding that her ego was indeed that big, Amuria sought to make her own fanclub as she did not want any other un-official clubs made or any crappy fanart of her crappy characters to be submitted without her authorization. Fans of course accepted these lame terms and conditions and obediently lapped up the shit they were given for breakfast. Fans have now reached the stage where they are referring to Amuria as "miss" and "Ma'am", and crumbled to an even more piteous state at Amuria's ban from devianTART
Amuria uses her fans as a shield against flamers and as a medium to spread her mind control across the internet using the @w@ emote. If someone ever sends you a message with @w@ in it, I highly suggest you don't read it as they are either under the influence of Amuria, or a faggotry beyond human conception.
All you really need to do to understand the club is read snippets of its journals, and take notes on how often they refer to Amuria as 'great' Although, sadly, some classic club Journals like the one here have been deleted.
| —~The-Amuria-Fanclub, saving Amuria's shitty rep. |
Seeing as how Amuria is condemned to the shitter, fans are acting prouder and more annoying than ever. Please see iloveamuria for examples of this. Pussy whipped fans like this should not be allowed out of the womb. There have also been two new, un-official ass-kiss clubs created that call themselves The-Amuria-Art-Club and The-Amuria-FC. Amuria, of course, not letting her fans do anything without authorization, will prolly get them banhammered. Please keep an eye out for this lulz worthy event.
[edit] iloveamuria
Is the brave little girl that stood up to show that people with half-assed grammar skillz can be obsessive Amuriatards @w@ as well. The irony in her brown nosing is that her art is better than the shit she's making fan art of.
| —~iloveamuria, is a crackwhore |
While we all knew that no human being could keep this shit up for long, the appearance of this ED-worthy journal brought happiness and lulz from far and wide. Since many people will be too lazy to read something so long and full of such perfect grammar skillz, here's teh breakdown:
1. iloveamuria is teh smartest 14 year-old EVAR and you have all fallen for her lies.
3. She's about to get TTLY banhammered for ban evasion (and was part of the Amuria family to boot).
4. She is secretly Batman.
5. She is missing her left testicle.
Sauces indicate that the main reason for revealing herself in this journal was to further prove that teh internets are serious business. Stay tuned for a lulzy banhammering.
[edit] The 'Art'
Amuria's art sailed the high seas of popularity , as she followed the books of instantly becoming popular on devianTART:
- She first submitted fanart.
- She collaborated with other popular artists.
- Her coloring style was shiny.
- All her pictures were of crappy fantasy themed females that weren't even hot.
- ALL of her 'ARTWORK' (if you can call it that) looks the same.
Although her greatest underlying talent was that she could completely steal a picture and get away with saying she was 'inspired' by the original, we all know, of course, that this is a load of bullshit.
When she was a n00b on dA she had watched tons of random animu-fans, who she then whored herself to with her half-assed-animu drawings. When the random no-talent-hacks came across their inboxs alerting them they have a watcher, they pissed their pants and started praising her and thanking her for the watch, though they do ask why she would watch a loser like them. Once all the people she had watched saw her page, they orgasmed and started to watch her 'beautiful artwork'. It is a known fact she had only 3 artworks of animu girls when she first started out, and they had been suddenly deleted after the first few weeks of her joining. What happened to them? I wonder.
People have been speculating she may have used those fake 'How to Become Popular on deviantART' tutorials to gain her fast popularity. Those tutorials approve of mass whoring (and the selling of one's soul) to gain popularity. Her fake age seems to be a big indication; it's stated in ALL 'how to...popular' tutorials to lie and whore yourself out at a young age. The preferable age is 13 - 17, as everyone will appreciate her 'talents' more. By starting at the age of 13, it got all those pedos looking at her right away.
Her constant appearance on the elusive front page caused many tartlets to wet their pants. However, despite the widespread dislike of Amuria's 'art', few critiques were offered on her submissions, most likely due to the fear of her fan club. Amuria herself never replies to any comments left on her artwork, once again proving that she is a stuck up bitch. She has recently tried to claim that this is because she is on dial up, probably trying to get her fans to make her a hugbox. Our conclusion is that trying to communicate with the great Amuria is as fucking pointless as trying to nail jelly to a tree.
Obviously her glorious artwork was of such a high standard, demonstrating perfect knowledge of anatomy and artistic conventions that critiques did not need to be taken into account. She constantly claims she has 'FIXED' her artwork because of the crits, yet it doesn't look AT ALL different from her usual 'uber-kawaii-shiny-OMFG-I-GOT-NO-TALENT' style. Whenever she produces a new piece of shit, she is sure to claim she was 'experimenting'.
Amuria is getting even further up her own ass as she faves a news article that briefly features one of her older pictures. This is the only news article she has faved, and, more than likely ever, will fave, because no one would be bat shit dumb enough to feature her again, except perhaps her fan club. This is just another example of her whoring out her art and seeking attention.
To add to that, Amuria's KAWAII MOAR DODGE DESU art is almost exact to the anime Shakugan no Shana: the hair, the eyes, the expressions. Could it be that this artist is just SO GOOD they are the maker of Shakugan no Shana? But wait, that's impossible, SNS was created by people who can actually draw. And have an original style. Oh well. I guess it's clear that Amuria is just a retarded attention whore, striving for MOAR DODGE DESU @W@
[edit] AMURIA GETS A DD!
Jesus H. motherfucking Christ. WHY?
"Daily Deviation, 2007-11-08: revolution by *Amuria is stunning." - Maybe if you can squint your way past all the shiny? Nope.
"The beautiful gold highlights in the hair and the magical aura about the entire image really draw you in." - MOAR DODGE MOAR DODGE SHINY SHINY PLZ!1 @w@
"This deviation along with the rest in her gallery are really worth taking a look at." - But only for the lulz.
"(Suggested by *scaramoushe and Featured by ^touchedvenus)" - A 16 year old girl and a Gallery Director under the influence of @w@
[edit] Amuria wants your money
Get excited, Amuria fans! It is now confirmed that Amuria will be selling her artwork at A-Kon 19 in Dallas, Texas, this coming May! You can find her in section E as well as section A on this map. Have an oh so shiny day @w@
[edit] Amuria Hate
Our favorite part of Amuria's time on devianTART is of course the amount of flames and hate she receives.
[edit] Flame Accounts
Numerous accounts were created for the sake of flaming Amuria and her fans, such as Amuria-flames, i-Hate-Amuria and Aarmiurlia, many who claim to be the 'real Jennifer' in strive for generating hate towards Amuria. In these cases it was a complete fail. However, demented fans like to think it was these accounts fault that she got the kick, although one quick check at the IP address by the admins would clear this up. We can also place accounts such as!Chyeahman in this category as they unmercifully flood Amuria's front page with the following and more:
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[edit] Hate Clubs
Amuria must have really fucked up somewhere along the lines, being the only devianTARTlet to have her own hate club. Amuria-haters was founded with peaceful intentions of simply disliking Amuria, the DA community however jumped on the opportunity to troll the fuck out of Amuria.
Amuria's fans instantly chucked a spaz, and soon got the club banned, forcing it to return disguised as a fucked up emo club with alternative motives.
When questioned on their motives, the Amuria-Haters club responded in a calm manner although once again handed us proof on a platter that Amuria is a bitch. Note the presence of the @w@ emote and painfully bad spelling.
| —Club staff |
[edit] Albert117
By far, Amuria's biggest hater is Albert117. He was first blocked from the hate club for trying to start flame wars. Although he so openly admits his dislike for Amuria, he is more than happy to comment quite politely on her art. We can hereby assume that although his intentions are true, Albert117 is a pussy.
| —~Albert117, introducing himself |
Amuria's fans soon had him banned, but he again rose from the ashes as Licensce2K1ll, just as openly flouncing his hate for Amuria, although in a less obvious and lulzworthy way. Disappointing, Albert. This is probably to avoid getting banned as he now takes to linking complettely random n00bs to our page and telling them not to watch Amuria. We admire his efforts, but wtf?
[edit] Mirielle-
Mirielle-. n. French for 'Amuria is my favorite artist of al tim eva and i am her bigest fan'
Is teh totally awesome and tallented 13 year old artist who strives to be just like Amuria @w@. Mirielle joined DA last Thursday for the purpose of making loverly fanart for Amuria and her fans, also starting the Amuriaplz account so fans can further express their love! Proper use of the icon can lead to many lulz. Mirielle- has also started the trend of adding @w@ to any face to instantly make it troll artwork, revealing the @w@ face to be to Amuria what nagas are to Snapesnogger. However, due to Amuria ass fucking anyone who draws fanart without her permission, Mirielle has been banned from commenting on Amuria's page! (@w@!!!!!!!) She has become an hero who still lies in wait with more kawaii fanarts for Amuria lovers to link Amuria to.
Starter of the MOAR DESU, MOAR DODGE, MOAR KAWAII ARTS campaign. Is also the inspiration for other biggest fan evar! accounts and clubs.
ALL GOT BANHAMMERED. OH NOES.
[edit] Hell breaks loose
It has been known that JustFlyaKite has recently contributed to the lulz with a most devastating journal, causing flamers and spammers alike to fight each other in a never-ending war to gain points for spam. The competitors have all gotten a swift kick from the bahammer, but it's never too late to join the fun......@w@
[edit] The Banning
| Warning!: Serious amount of bullshit and Amurias lies... Which we have foiled. Lulz. |
Many rumors surround Amuria's dismissal, most of which we do not give two shits about. However, her fan bases' active participation in the faggotry dished up a somewhat satisfying amount of lulz. The fact that every 'official statement' that has been released on the issues is different from each other, we can assume that no one knew what the fuck was going on, and should have kept their nose out of it. Some of these well formed statements were short lived and aren't worth mentioning while others branch off as far as No-mans land. Here at ED we believe Amuria is a devious whiner and could very well be guilty of all of them.
[edit] Her Age
A constant source of wonder for the fucktards on DA was that Amuria claimed to be 14 years of age. This spawned birth of about a million comments filled with totally raped English asking if it was true.
Questioning of whether or not the bitch was 14 or in her mid 20's started when her cousin ~Shinmachan asked "How's College?" on her front page. Amuria of course fell into a spiral of undoing, denying to know "That person".
Unlike her underlings, much of the populace had a brain and didn't think of taking the word of a wapanese toss-pot was satisfying. Research found an abandoned account on Sheezyart of the same name, that had been created a week before the Amuria we know and hate. The difference being that this account stated her age was 26. Coincidence?
Her fans were quick to say they didn't care about her lies and they would still eat her shit. However, this story was said in itself to be a fake made up by the fans to save her name. Oh the Drama! These discussions still continue on her front page and are a fun read, especially when her ass-kissing fan brigade members come out and defend her with their super flames.
Her standing reason-for-ban is her vindickery in the prints industry. Her fans were satisfied to know that her mummy will let her sell prints now, or, she decided to reveal her true age to the admins, either way.
| —!Amuria, -lying to save her ass. |
Although we also think that this too is a load of crap Amuria has pulled from her ass, seeing as how a quick peek at the DA FAQ's will confirm that Amuria has been 'Indefinitely banned', NOT 'suspended'.
The validity of the SheezyArt account ties in with the mysterious 3 artwerx Amuria first submitted and deleted.
Of course, there are always those who are smart who take the time our of their lulzy life to give us some good research. You saw it here first, if you haven't been picking out what little spam comments and flames are left on Amuria's page.
If you actually read the ToS and Print Policy, you can see that anyone older than 13 can submit prints. We can see through ur liez, Amuria @w@
what better proof that just because someone is a "good" artist, doesn't always mean they're a "good" person. Give up Amuria. You fail worse than Epic Fail Guy. It is so fucking obvious that the SheezyArt account contains your real age. So GTFO. Flames and spam are slowly starting to drag her down and she has changed her age to '5977', which caused an uproar @w@. When you add the digits, this equals 28. Her real age? Prolly.
[edit] Abuse
Although we can all assume that Amuria likes to rape kittens in her free time, we can probably take claims that she likes to verbally abuse her fellow tartlets too. Considering how she set up her own fanclub, I wouldn't put it past that massive ego of hers that is raping the world for air. The incident with ~Shimanchan left DevianTART thinking she liked to disown her family. This situation fits in with her abusive personality perfectly.
Claims of abuse however seem to have come from the direction of ~Rikka-chan, an ex-Amuria fangirl. Amuria was once again quick to disown this fan in an attempt to protect her own dwindling moral. Leg-humping fans quickly came to Amuria's aid saying it was all the Amuria flame account's faults, completely ignoring the fact Amuria sent her abuse via PM. This appears to be the most likely cause of her ban, as it is well known that anyone who refuses to eat Amuria's shit is targeted. ~RikkaChan has now been banhammered because of Amurias' complete lack of morals, but not before some awesome screen shots were salvaged:
 I DID NOT abuse ANYONE @w@ |
 It's the truth. |
 She DOES NOT hound people for authorization. |
 "I'm nice".... yes. not according to the highlights. |
 Even in fail insults, she persists with her @w@ bullshit. |
 Just a little confirmation for all the non-believers. |
[edit] Amuria2
As if one wasn't enough, after her ban, Amuria went off and had a cry, before composing herself and creating another account. She quickly once again drew attention back to herself, feeding off the sympathy of her fans and not replying to any comment that gave her proof that she was an abusive liar that traced her pictures. She managed to post a journal to express herself and cried in bold writing, before, within 24 hours, she was banned again for ban evasion. Lol.
It also seems Amuria now likes to jumble up her own story, which of course is the smartest thing to do in this situation. She constantly whined and bitched around in wonder as to why she got banned, lied about the abuse, and told a random tartlet that she was banned for not being old enough to sell prints. Nice one Jen. You smoothed that over rather nicely didn't you?
[edit] Teh Club Response
Due to the large amounts of drama oozing onto their front page, the fan club got serious, telling their members not to discus the ban anymore and posted this completely well formed journal that calmly explains to the masses how they are handling the situation. It's good to see that everyone in on this travesty knows what they're doing.
Journal Entry: Sat Aug 11, 2007, 1:49 P
Everyone, get one thing straight.
We ARE the Amuria fanclub. That does NOT mean we owe the whole world some service. That does NOT mean we have to bend over for anyone who demands answers. It does NOT mean we are Amuria's official detectives.
Everyone who is sending us notes and comments asking why she is banned, or posting rumors, STOP NOW.
People are pointing fingers. People are accusing. Haters and fans alike, and we seem to be getting the most of it.
Stop making generalizations and posting "Why you think she deserved the ban" or "Why the admins are so stupid" or "Why is the fanclub withholding information" because guess what? NO ONE knows what's going on. That means that WE DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING.
Don't think that you're so high and mighty that you can post "facts", which are, guess what? YOUR BIASED THOUGHTS. Alright? No one is helping the situation at all.
The club is under a lot of pressure now and it's close to breaking, okay? We are HIATUS right now until everything is smoothed out.
The contest is postponed or even canceled because of Amuria's ban, as well as several cheaters who decided to take advantage of things.
Just because we hold the title the-amuria-fanclub doesn't mean we're not human. So stop treating us like robots designed to feed you information on every whim. Respect goes both ways.
Respect eh? I am sure Amuria knew and exercised a lot about that, considering she got banned and all.
[edit] Back on the Internets (?)
Amuria decided to go out and blow some serious cock which saw her account un-banned. Her fans were quick to spooge their pants and spam every known surface with declarations of 'YAY'. Amuria is particularly butthurt that 'people keep wanting to be her' and is unable to see that they are mocking the shit out of her.
Effective means of trolling Amuria off the internets:
- Pretend to be her
- Ask her how college is
- Spam her front page with The Power 5
- Tell her or her fans how generic her art is
- Create a hate club
- Pretend to be her sister
- Crit every single artwork she has.... many times
- Note her flames
- Hack her account (steal her password)
- 'Copy' her.
It is a now a well known fact that Amuria does not know how to deal with the drama she creates for herself, and thus leaves it all up to her fan club. Since her fans are all either stupid or batshit crazy, dealing with them shouldn't be too hard. Be sure to collect all lulz as it seems that Amuria's solution to trolls is Delete fucking everything. After seeing this article, it appears that her club has taken the same attitude and have told their members to sit down and shut up, as mention of ED will lead to instant pwnage.
[edit] Lulzy screenshots
Please post screen shots here to forever expose Amuria, even when she Tries to cover it up
 moar lulz on #SupJFAK |
 JFAK GAVE OTHERS CONFIDENCE! |
 Well spoken! |
 Obviously Amuria did it first. NOT! |
 Posting facts and links to ED. Awesome job. |
 She has NOTHING to hide. |
 Fucking win!! |
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 Not even Amuria's shoutbox is safe. SPAM IT! |
 She lies yet again! |
 three pages of super @w@ Spam. |
 Why Amuria doesn't reply to her comments. (Psst, she failed) |
 Her fans attempts at stopping 2 page spammage is laughable |
 Mimicking typical Amuria behaviour |
 Acceptable fanart. Although it's not shiny enough. |
 Amuria needs moar. |
 Don't pay attention to the meen ppl TwT |
 lol wut add the numbers together |
 How to (and not) approach these mysterious numbers. |
 Even the fans are filthy liars |
 JFAK owns us all. |
 What the fucks wrong with a bit of dodge? |
 Dodge-chan's now legendary flame! |
[edit] How YOU can help
All and every encounter with Amurias' batshit insanity should:
- Not be approached without protective eyewear
- Follow this simple procedure:
Amuria Loves to pwn anyone who makes fanart of her characters! @w@ Let's all join the fun @w@ @w@!
 It's the ultimate fanart of everything she does. |
 By Liquid-Genius. Water girl is an unmistakable beauty. |
 By ~Mirielle Missing Juuu! @w@ |
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 A loving fan kindly adopted Amuria'a shitty line art, adding desu and moar Lensflare |
 Even Ms paint can replicate Amuria's works perfectly |
 Sometimes it's hard to make Amuria fanart. |
 @W@ colour me plz! Oh exploitable! |
 After rainbow eyes and rainbow hair, what else is it left? |
 Traced image?! Oh no, wait, it's the SAME STYLE! |
 All her pichurs r so difrnt! @w@ |
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 @w@ SO MANY FELINGS |
 fanfart @w@ |
 By far better than most of her "artwork" @w@ |
 A clever depiction of what Amuria likely looks like IRL |
 Oh Noes!! Someone made it better!!@w@ |
 How college is |
 @w@ so cute desu! |
 Amuria @'s: most kawaii cereal evar @W@ |
[edit] The TRUTH Art Meme
Unfortunately, ED is acting like a retard and won't allow this file size to be uploaded. So. Since moosan was banned from deviantart and we have no access to it elsewhere, you can find the original here.
[edit] Amuria: THE MOVIE
[edit] Amuria's THEME SONG
[edit] AMURIA GETS DEFENSIVE
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| Warning!: Amuria and her fucked up sex-slaves (aka fans) copyright OMGKAWAII-shiny-art. |
As we all now know, Amuria became popular because her art was whored out by popular TARTlet Ramy. We all also know that Amuria's 'personal style' copies Ramy's in every fucking way. It is from this we can conclude that Amuria has an unhealthy obsession with Ramy and wants his cock.
When Ramy persuades a close friend to join devianTART, she instantly becomes more popular than Amuria due to her actually having talent, and being worth more to Ramy than Amuria is.
Amuria, of course, being a complete and utter Attention Whore, did not wish to share the lime light with this 'other woman' and set her fans on her for stealing 'her style', when of course, both artists stole 'their style' from Ramy, although Amuria likes to claim that RAMY steals the style from HER. Ramy tells us that Serna got banned for creating an account when past accounts had been banned, but we have a sneaking suspicion that Amuria blew the same amount of cock she did to get herself un-banned, to banhammer this new chick.
An accurate recount of the events mentioned above.
[edit] The Amuria-Senra-Ryo0ki Conspiracy
Anyone else find it suspicious how it all goes quiet in Amuria-land around 'convention tiem'? That's because she is at conventions with Ramy selling you prints!
The above of course is made very much more lulzworthy by the following extract: In the comments section of one of Senra's shiny artses, this conversation was magically discovered (translated from Spanish):
"Nefis: lol, I was thinking the same, that's the Web of Ryoooki... and they have to other thing in common: they edit the category of to their pics To LOT X_x
Lavender-Ice: uh-oh. I smell something rare here~~ don't you think?
and how did you notice the change of category? :XD:!!
Nefis: Yes, long ago I noticed it was very strange, especially when she made the collab with me... she finished it the following day. I know that a 14 year old girl can not do that =/
Ahaha, it was thanks to =tickledpinky who noticed Ramy did that, so I started to watch them, it was then when I saw the moment when Senra posted this drawing, it was at fanart, and now oddly it is at 'fantasy' xD! The same with Amuria, first she put her drawing at fantasy and now it is at comics... -luckily I took screenshots to her *w*-
Lavender-Ice: ocheee... :XD: now I'm more interested in this than before. and I feared to say something about this, but it is good that you think alike me~ how odd... it's veeeeeeery rare that the 3 do the same @_@;; do you think that the 3 are the same person? I think that at least Ramy and Senra are two different people. but Senra and Amuria are the same person. [and Ryo0oki too]
what I would like to know is the reason they have to do that. 8(
Nefis: Definitely Ramy is not Serna, but I do think that Serna, Ryoooki and Amuria are the same person, only that in the case of Amuria the drawings are done with less quality than the ones Ryoooki would normally so, I suppose it is to make herself look like if she is 14, even though the coloring style is the same.
I suppose that the popularity went up their head and got obsessed with it, the problem is that they are being too selfish with the other artists of dA =/
PS: look, she changed the category again xD!!!!!
Lavender-Ice: that's right, D: fuck if the 3 post art at the same time the popular section will be too filled for other people >:~ it's not fair~
XDD hey yes, I noticed. LOL the hell, their hands get itchy with the categories."
IS THIS THE TRUTH BEHIND AMURIA OR A MERE CONVERSATION BETWEEN TWO ANIMU ARTISTS?
THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.
All hail the person who brought down the scheming ryo0oki. proof Thank you. Thank you. This also confirms that the IP address ban theory is out. She was not banned because of her IP address but rather through the hard detective work of a very commited individual. Senra down Amuria remains. Keep at it, guys!
However, we here at ED know very well of Amuria's tendancies and feel that she very well could be pulling a fast one on us for the sake of whoring herself out more. What. A. Sad. Little. Girl
[edit] Screencaps
 Amuria's REAL age has been found out. |
 oh shi- |
 moar amuria/ryooki comparisons. |
 Spot the difference. |
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 Amuria's aka "Ryo0oki"'s REAL age part 2. |
 Sylvia Shi aka Ryo0oki is Amuria, spotted at another anime convention selling similar artwork, yet Sylvia continues to flag the comments of the TRUTH as spam so her little fangirl posse won't find out and keep on adding her shit to their favorites. How mature. |
 The infamous kawaii pen drawing of Hinata from Naruto, done by Sylvia Shi as well? |
 When things go badly unexpected in real life, you should do an Amuria's special, fake your birthday and fuck off to DisneyLand. |
 Lets all pretend to be our siblings and make up stories on how our loving big sisters or brothers are going to take us to exciting & fun places like Anime Expo 07-SLYVIA SHI STYLE! |
 There is nothing better then emailing the real Jennifer Shi under a fake Facebook account.Will keep you updated on her replies-that is if she even replies back to me. |
 Ramy and Amuria sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G? |
 Anon knows all |
 Sylvia is so good at lying, she even knows the types of lies to tell to get through life without any troubles or worries. Smart girl. |
 Never fear! Your big sister Sylvia is here to save the day Jennifer! Even when you are very sick, awwwwww. |
 Not only Jennifer had dialup too. |
 She has more then one account you know. |
 Sylvia Shi's photobucket account super find-BUSTED. |
 DO NOT DELETE THIS BECAUSE THIS IS 100% REAL. If you want it forwarded to you email xsakurachanx@gmail.com, this one isn't a joke, Sylvia denies being Amuria because it was something "made" up by people with nothing else better to do. Anytime you mention this to her she goes all dumb.This is try since she says the same thing at anime conventions |
 Solid evidence that Amuria is definitely Ryo0oki. |
[edit] Amuria is ryo0oki's SISTER?!
It has now come to our attention that ryo0oki has a sister, Jen (how coincidental!), on devianTART. The icon found on her page is extremely similar to the style found on Amuria's, as well as her art. You can examine the bitch for yourself; [Here's your proof.] What does this mean? Is ryo0oki (or.... Amuria....) ripping off her sister and using her name and age as an alias? Yes.
[edit] She'll BLOCK you! OH TEH NOES!1
Amuria is showing signs of having sand in her vagina, as more and more sane people continually pwn the ever-loving shit out of her. Between being un-impressive and being a rooster she has been sticking the large banhammer up a few asses and banning them from commenting on her page to escape the truth being jammed down her throat, again and again, like the whiney butthurt little bitch she is.
People who have been banned from her page thus far
- Jaicca (banned for asking for moar dodge and how college was.)
- otari-chan (perma-banned for spamming truth)
- saphael (see above)
- Con-Artistxx
- x-Sparklez-x (perma-banned for making shiny desu ne hatearts)
- CrazyFreak
- Cool-vin
- Liquid-Genius
- HEILDENMARK (for pointing out the obvious, what a shock)
- Her Own plz account Amuriaplz
- Mirielle- (banning her no.1 fan! Oh noes!)
- sugar-less
- Squiggums
- FoxHime (banned for speaking teh truth)
- PlanetxRetro
- honeybee-manor
- RiiZ
- skoyplheia
- tlwelker (banned for revealing how Amuria cheats the DA system just to get attention, how sad)
- K9WolfDog
- globunny
- CrazedPotato
- Silverene
- Ramuria (banned for "@w@"ing, "How's college?"ing, :moardodgeplz:ing, and giving lots of links to this article)
[edit] Mikae
At least 100 years ago, everyone's favorite artist decided that she wasn't getting as much attention as she deserved, now that no one believed she was fourteen anymore. But then, a thought struck her- If she was THIRTEEN, people would love her and compliment her even more!
Her agile mind racing, Amuria deduced that if she used the exact same style but made it a little more sloppy, talked exactly the same, claimed it was her first time using photoshop EVAR, and told everyone how sick she was on the same day amuria got sick, everyone would believe that she is a completely different 13-year-old-girl! it was the perfect plan.
 "mikae"... |
 amuria. |
 mikae... |
 amuria. |
 mikae... |
 amuria. |
 mikae... |
 amuria... |
 amuria again... |
 amuria again. |
 mikae... |
 amuria. |
 mikae... |
 amuria. |
after a spam of DESU @W@ and HOW'S COLLEGE?? comments, mikae was finally B&, but amuria lives on, in the form of Kairi and April-desu. Don't you want to know how college is?