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Anarchy
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Anarchy is a state of lawl-lessness and total disorder resulting from a failure of government. So basically, anarchists are twats that have no life outside of the mall. Some argue anarchy is a magical fuckwad world where there are no rulers and everyone gets along with The Man and capitalism but they claim they don't worship Stalin's penis. Of course, they are liars.
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[edit] Theory
In the Anarchist ideal model, no one group of people possesses any advantage over any other group. Of course, the emotionally-drenched mind of a teenager is completely incapable of calculating with any precision the massive, complex socioeconomic interactions of many populations over thousands of years of history, so Middle Class teenage White Apologists flock to Anarchy as a simplified summation for the future of human events. What these Leftist droids don't understand is that Anarchy is the teenager-friendly word to describe a proto-capitalist state. In a world where no one group has a specific advantage over another group, basic laws of evolutionary self-organization dictate that someone is going to find a way to the top by any means required and generally at the expense of those who cannot resist. Socialist Overlords use the theory of Anarchy as a desperate investment to recreate the environment where the exploited are easier to mobilize with drugs from the 60s and galvanizing speeches about the have vs. the have-nots.
Some anarchists argue that they can do whatever they want in a governmentless society, however, this is not the case. Since there are no laws, the anarchists can get their ass kicked by other anarchists, which results in super lulz.
Anarchists are grossly hypocritical because they are always calling the cops to complain if you run them over in the bike lane.
Though actually this entire article is all bullshit written by fucktards who are jealous of the lulz that anarchists have caused. Anarchist do important shit sometimes. Like smoking. It's fun to blow smoke in the face of anti-tobacco pussies, amirite? They also break Starbcuks windows. Becausee Starbucks, is in fact, owned by dirty fucking Jews.
[edit] History
Normal anarchism was invented at least 100 years ago by liberal emofags and queers like Pierre-Joseph "Pussy" Proudhon and Peter "Kuntface" Kropotkin, both of whom hated their parents as 13 year old boys. They had the idea that they could live "outside of society," but keep all their stuff. Both being trust-fund junkies this was pretty easy to envisage. Normal anarchists believe in markets controlled by workers while others believe in a system that's like the end-state of communist theory where everybody is free to sit on their bums and collect dust while magically receiving all the finer shit in life.
Later anarchist history unfolded in countries like Spain, Mexico and Hungary when the combined population of emofags, 13 year old boys, and 16 year old girls in each country reached a certain critical point. These anarchists lived ungodly lifestyles and probably got AIDS from surfing pirate sites, selling hemp and screwing your mom too much.
Abnormal anarchism was invented by hippy cruds before they all became capitalists a few years later. Abnormal anarchists believe just about any bullshit.
[edit] Anarchists
People who "believe" in anarchy are all 16 year old girls or emo boys (or Weev, who is both) who hate their parents, George W. Bush and the law. They listen to Linkin Park and/or Morrissey.
Ashlee Simpson is an anarchist because she has the anarchy symbol on her drum set, and thus she is a stupid whore.
Winona Ryder is also an anarchist because she loves shoplifting and excessive prescription medication.
Billie Joe Armstrong Of Green Day is a Fucking Punx D.Y.I Anarchist because he filmed his video for American Idiot in the U.K, How Fukkn Harcor!!
You yourself can become an anarchist and fight the dawg system by walking to your Hot Topic and finding some nice Converse sneakers that have little A's with circles around them. This will make you accepted by your peers and will prepare you for your rebellion when your parents take away your car keys for failing that test.
Unknown to most longcat is a loooong time Anarchist, because of his fuck off attitude towards the long standing cat length regulation standard act passed at least 100 years ago.
[edit] Anarchism Today
Nowadays anarchists mostly hang out in malls and try to look tough. Every year, they also go to international labor rallies to smash shit and get arrested by the cops. Many try to bring back the good ole days of Spain and Hungary, with no rulerz, free booze and Martian hookers. Others follow the modern examples of Mexico and Argentina, where an anarchist is just a lazy fuck who complains about capitalism.
Tribes, Kazaa and P2P are also based on anarchy which is why they suck. Most Internet anarchists are hypocrites because most are admins on message boards anyway, and they suck cock.
Most anarchists are socialists and commies who smoke too much weed, like that psycho slut Britney Spears and that dirty slut, Paris Hilton.
[edit] HowTo:Anarchy
You know all that merchandise you see at HAWT TOPIKZ?? Yeah, buy it. Er.. I mean, ask your parents to give you your allowance, have them drive you to a local mall, and ask your parents to buy it for you. If they don't, they don't understand your hard life as an anarchist.
- Then, buy or steal any kind of makeup, gel, lube, and hair dye that you can. Use all of it at once. Definitely shows how kewl you are.
- Go to Hot Topic. Close your eyes, and point you finger randomly in the music section. The CD you point at, buy it. Repeat this at least 100 times. Just please, DO NOT listen to them. Doing so will rape your brain, or what's left of it.
- With the gel and/or lube, spike your hair in a row, the longer the hair, the moar winnerer you are!!
- Play Guitar Hero every day, watch Jackass, perform those stunts, and nail as many posters as you can to your room's walls to cover them.
- Use the following words in every sentence: Fag, gay, HxC, sXe, sick, wicked, fuckin', life, sucks, sucks ass, etc.
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- PROFIT
[edit] A Real Life Anarchist
XOmniverse is a fat, pasty dude bent on overthrowing all forms of government. Make sure not to watch the video where he crams 15 wheat thins into his mouth glued together with Cheez Whiz. It is the grossest thing on the internet, beating out 2girls1cup and SWAP.AVI. The look in his eyes may well drive weaker men to insanity, and your computer speakers will explode at the sound of OM NOM NOM.
He is an excellent representative of the movement. He would be happy to engage in rational discourse with you re: the following important topics
- How anarchism is a fantasy.
- Being raped in a government facility, such as a post office.
- Cramming food in his fat mouth
- Cramming cock in the orifice of his choice
- Why ED shouln't spam his youtube channel
[edit] Anarchists
see Anarchists (LiveJournal community)
[edit] Trivia
- The very first anarchist was a homosexual.
- The second anarchist was a dyke.
- The third anarchist sucks a lot of cock.
- Your mother was the homosexual.
- Your father was the dyke.
- Your mother pegged your dad, which explained why your dad got pregnant and gave birth to anarchy.
- All anarchists are douchebags.
- You are the third anarchist. Way to go, loser.
[edit] See Also
- Anarchist Cookbook: pdf download of the ORIGINAL book scanned in its entirety, no its not the text file "The Anarchist Cookbook".
- What do anarchists do on wikipedia: go whining to Arbcom to get anarchists they disagree with banned. Yeah, fight duh system.
- WWW.ERFA.COM Equal Rights For Anarchists
- /b/ – An OL experiment in anarchy.
- Banarcho-capitalism
- Text Files
- Noam Chomsky
- Somalia
- Spain
- User:Drunkenlazybastard
- YTMND
- P2P
- Kazaa
- Bearshare
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