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Andrew Quah is a fundamentalist Christian politician with the Family First party in Australia recently outed as a flaming faggot. He was dumped as its candidate for the western Sydney seat of Reid after photos of him parading his cock appeared on gay websites and were emailed around the country.

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Family First

For those of you who don't know about the Family First party, their policy on gays is that "They should be burnt at the stake with the other witches". Fucking Seriously. If Family First was the almighty power in Australia it would be reduced to the smoldering ashes of Iraq.

It's a Conspiracy!

This closet fag admitted to looking at porn websites in the past two weeks, which made his position untenable given his party's strong commitment to protecting children by making porn harder to access on the internet.

Fisty McButt told the Herald yesterday he thought it was possible that he had posed for the compromising photographs.


 
 
I might have been drunk off my face or my political enemies might have drugged me.
 

 

—Andrew Queer, on being in the closet


It's a Shoop! I Swear!

One photo shows him exposing his private parts as he takes a picture of himself in a mirror.


 
 
But that's not my penis
 

 

—So whose was it then?


 
 
Look, maybe somebody photoshopped it, and put another one on the photo, I can tell you, it's not me. I know these things. But really, I can't remember … All I know, I have been humiliated
 

 

—Andrew Queer, on shooping


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